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Luka Magne 27

level 73

Oh no, desuwa!~

Age 2 years 6 months
Personality gentle
Guild The Glorious Guild of Gorgeous George
(patriarch)
Monsters Killed about 156 thousand
Death Count 63
Wins / Losses 12 / 6
Temple Completed at 01/09/2023
Ark Completed at 11/14/2024 (100.4%)
Twos of Every Kind 12m, 13f (1.2%)
Savings 5M, 158k (17.2%)
Pet Pack rat Bolt 2nd level

Equipment

Weapon sea saw +81
Shield language barrier +83
Head frame of mind +81
Body biodegradable armor +82
Arms Popeye forearms +83
Legs plumsoles +83
Talisman Orb of Incremental Idiocy +82

Skills

  • eye scream level 59
  • thumb blowing level 48
  • swoop of the smith level 48
  • battle chess level 43
  • lion belch level 42
  • navel clamp level 40
  • sword-swallowing level 39
  • quantum leap level 38
  • mega-bite level 36
  • full throttle level 35

Feats

  • ⓶ Feed hungry tribbles with regular ones
  • ⓵ Die to a monster and lose 15k gold

Pantheons

Gratitude3832
Might17702
Templehood43946
Mastery5289
Taming1499
Survival4065
Savings5035
Creation2749
Arkeology5301
Catch5262
Unity538
Popularity112
Duelery138
Adventure94

Achievements

  • Animalist, 1st rank
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Favorite, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Careerist, 2nd rank
  • Freelancer, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Renegade, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Champion, 3rd rank
  • Hunter, 3rd rank
  • Moneybag, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles


One windy day, Luka found himself lying under a giant banyan tree, contemplating about life. He had forgot how he got here, and he had forgot where he should be going. His purpose was unclear but he sure know his soul yearns to do something.


Suddenly, the intertwining trunk of the tree unravels and a bright light shines from within. A figure emerges from the light, it is a maiden fair like no one; She was the goddess of love and life, Elphainye-i. Luka was astounded, but Elphainye-i greeted him like an old friend.


She requested for them to sit and have a chat. She said that she have been watching him for quite sometime but now she is sure that he is the perfect avatar for her: he is gentle, caring, and holds a deep value for life and connections between them. With the opportunity laid before him, fire filled Luka’s heart once more. The two agreed on a pact. Luca would find his purpose once more and Elphainye-i would guide him in exchange of being her connection to the mortal world and help her in spreading love.


Luka then set for adventure; He encountered monsters, traders, and just outright weird humans. Sometimes, he would hear Elphainye-i whisper something in the wind or shape out something in the earth and sky, either something really vague or something clearly out of frustration from his misadventures. The relationship of the goddess and the hero was uncertain as he perceive a map. Nonetheless, one thing is clear, they were bounded by love.

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June 30, 2022
Dear Diary,
Yey! I got featured in the newspaper! I bet my goddess is really proud of me… aren’t you, Luminous one? Well, at least I AM proud of myself. I didn’t exactly get what the news said but since it’s about me, I assume it’s something great. Anyhow… back to more great feats! And then maybe I can get featured in the news again! and this time… along with Koda!

My hair looks stunning today,
Luka Magne
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July 6, 2022
Dear Diary,
Finally managed to gather 250 gold bricks for my goddess’ temple! That means that I’m um… 25? … yes! 25% complete with my construction! I found a pot of 800 gold coins near the temple too! Wow! seems like we’re already gathering followers! My goddess must’ve been so happy and proud of me! Come on My Goddess, don’t be shy, say it.

I’m getting more beer!,
Luka Magne
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July 12, 2022
Dear Diary,
I received a mail from someone named… “The Princess Zelda”?…
It says she’s pleased to meet me as a friends yada yada yada…
Oh, Great One! This is your doing, isn’t it?! You’re doing the whole girlfriend search for me… how sweet! Looks like being the hero of the goddess of love and life is a good thing after all!
However, why do I feel like I’ve heard the name “Princess Zelda” somewhere before? And the letter also mentioned her goddess is the “Triforce 0f Wisdom”?
Hmmmm… sounds familiar…
Eh- Maybe I met her on a tavern party before or something.
Anyways, thanks again, Luminous One!

The letter disappeared from my inventory after reading it,
Luka Magne
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July 12, 2022
Dear Diary,
Is it just me or there’s a lot of voices up there today, My Goddess?
There was a thunderstorm at Godville today and every rumble of thunder sounds like a a mumbling of a thousand voices.
I’m concerned ‘cause I’m pretty sure somewhere there I heard: “From Elphainye-i, Accepted!”. Do gods and goddess do duels as well? Do you have like a… godly arena? or are you… oh no! Are you selling me, my goddess?! I know I’ve had my failures but please don’t auction me and buy yourself a new hero!

I’ll try dying less!,
Luka Magne
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November 29, 2022
Dear Diary,
Hello goddess? Are you mad at me? I mean… you probably are but.. you know… this is me, I can’t help it. You haven’t been speaking that much in a long while now… what happened? Oh no! Is my faith starting to get weak?! Or … do I just need to get my ears cleaned?

I’ll visit the bath house and wash my ears!,
Luka Magne
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January 09, 2023
Dearest DIARY!,
I finally got the thousandth golden brick for my goddess’ temple! Ha, now I can finally finish up those plans. Though, I don’t know how I managed to fit an entire architectural plan of a temple within a thousand bricks but… oh well. It’s done, and my goddess will be proud! That’s what matters.
I can feel her influencing me more than usual today with my feats. I guess she must’ve been really excited about that temple… aren’t you Divine one? hehehe. And take this: I built the temple under a year as a chosen! only 245 days! HA! Beat that one hero who boasted his feats in a bar last week!
Anyways, I’m very much fulfilled! I have finally completed my quest as a chosen…. or have I? wait.. Is there more after this? Divine one?

Nevermind, Let’s get to work!,
Luka Magne
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January 20, 2023
Dear Diary,
I finally decided to let Pilot go… I MISS HIM ALREADY! :(
First Koda, now Pilot… Sigh… Why can’t my pets stop dying?
I very much still love Pilot, he was with me longer (And he undeniably looks cooler) but I realized after his “death”, He is better off without me. With me, tied to my silly antics, he has very little room for growth. Maybe, just maybe, he’ll be able to grow a better Biowolf out there in the wild. ’Till we meet again, Pilot. I wish us best of both ways!

I want an Inner Demon next!,
Luka Magne
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September 18, 2024
Dear Diary,
Ooooh yeah! Being in the arena again after a long while is so exhilarating!
That’s a word, right? exhilarating? ANYWAYS! I’m feeling my goddess’ presence more lately, poems and whatnot, it’s really comforting to have her guidance again….. yes, Luminous One, I am not lying. I AM happy to feel you more in my life again!…
So can you like… magic like a couple’a barrel o beers for me tonight? or do I need to go to another deity for that kinda stuff?

I’m parched… and shakin’!,
Luka Magne
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