07:20 AM The Testament of Fotini, the Brave, whose prayers Elizabethena answers with thunder and glory.
Strange trinkets she bears: sometimes a nice cup of tea, other times a metric spork. Behold Kringle “Retiree”, a satan claus of uncommon valor, who hath sworn fealty to her cause. Oft doth she boast of her legendary technique, the mighty “quantum fireball”. The chroniclers of “Harvest Moon” have filled many pages with her exploits, though half are surely lies and the other half worse. Not a tavern in Dogville hath escaped her patronage. And thus shall it be, for as long as the sacred Godville servers stand. 08:01 AM Notes from the sail: I got something from this voyage. Unloaded an outlandish data bank, a manimal and an overseas thingamajig from the hold.
06:56: Notes from the battlefield: Tiranie was defeated. Fotini added 7446 gold coins to her treasury. Fotini put a tribble, a tribble, a tribble, a tribble, a tribble, a tribble, a tribble, a tribble, a tribble, a tribble, a tribble, a tribble, a tribble, a tribble, a tribble, a tribble, a doc-in-a-box, a medicine dropper of holy water, an essence of awesomeness, a conspiracy theory and a lock of Tiranie’s hair into her bag.
11:35: Arrived at Unspecifiedistan. It looks more peaceful somehow without the angry mob and their pitchforks.
This pantheon was built especially for the Pantheon of Creation: 2 , most optimistic heroes – those who are constantly healed and encouraged by their gods to the extent that they smite and kill monsters with big, happy smiles on their faces. Please, welcome the kindest children of their creators!
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# God Personality
1 Jimbob64 庙畜 pure good!
2 Benign Neglect 庙畜 pure good!
3 Spanky Magnus pure good!
4 Elizabethena 庙畜 pure good
Pantheon of Creation: 2
7:38: Boo snorted disdainfully and laughed at my futile attempts to play the world’s saddest song on the world’s smallest violin. Now he’s making snickering noises and silly faces. If you think it’s so easy, why don’t you try it yourself, you silly bipolar bear? 14:39: Suddenly, there was news about a golden calf grazing in a field near Godville. Omnipotent One, was that your handiwork? I took this opportunity and declared it a sacred symbol of the “The Rejects” guild. 17:30: I successfully completed my quest to teach the insomniac sheep to count jumping humans. Looted treasure – check! Slain princess – check! Rescued dragon – check… Whoops! There might have been some small confusion. I better get rid of the evidence…