Godville

In a valley where dragons are known to feast on nearby creatures, the hero has decided to make a home. To die is just to step in the living journey we call our quest, and this hero does not take it lightly. With might, little on the heroism front yet but, working real hard at it, he will soon conquer the mighty dragon. From the advantageous stance he has taken (everyone in the village calls it silly and foolhardy) he will soon learn the beast’s inclinations, eating habits, and hopefully a time in which striking will be favorable. But first, our hero must find a suitable weapon, should he wish to be the first to slay a dragon with his bare hands. Alas, a time of reckoning has come. Will God serve our hero, or send him on another quest to get fajitas for the inn next door? Will the hero’s prayers be answered and he be victorious when the time comes?
11/18/16 – After receiving the holy socks and wreath of daisies and equipping them in his heroic arsenal, the hero embarked on a journey to slay minions that would lead him to the treasure: The Humor Analysis Machine.
11/19/16 – While wearing an Empty Pumpkin on his head for a helmet and a Kitchen Apron for armor the hero performs dentistry on his gifted horse hid 3rd quest. The horse isn’t gifted, it was a gift…
2/26/17 – Died today. Went mad due to worms playing pinochle on my carcass and not dealing me in…the nerve!
3/8/17 Currently on a worthy quest at last. I must venture into the world and “Visit Enough Signs To Learn Sign Language”. Lost I have been in many crossroads, not knowing what this pesky markings said. NO MORE!
3/21/17 Currently on a quest to “Develop a God complex”. I fear he didn’t listen to me before… once he completes this quest I’m sure to have a terrible time.