The only winning move is not to play.
Quotes from the Diary:
Smacked my head on a sign that read: ‘Objects are closer than they appear to be’.
Unintentionally stepped on a butterfly. Really hope that the future is not in danger.
The Paranoid Android fell before my might. I received 5 gold coins and a deus ex machina.
I was writing a terrifying story about an epic battle with a cruel monster, but the diary entry appeared to be limited to 140 characters.
Found a gingerbread house. Couldn’t help myself – had a bite of the windowsill.
I fell off a cliff and discovered gravity. Again.