07/12/2016 A new hero was created in godsville by the name TouchMe , a new guy whose destiny is yet to unfold
After defeating monsters and doin stupid stuffs TouchMe is quite promising to his god and encourages him to keep doing better
TouchMe somehow got in the Last Resort and entered a pub
21:34 Eirena Stien came in and attacked the merchant, screaming about a fake healing potion. In the confusion, I took a rubber chicken nugget from the counter.
11:05 Hooray, I can finally get a new quest! That took forever… My quest to look for a new quest has been completed! Received some experience and a wish for good luck.
19:47 Came across a wardrobe with its doors opened. Excited by the thought of new clothes, I peeked in, but saw only a lion and a witch lying in a snowfield.
18:22 Being unstoppable, I tried to move an immovable object. Ended up with a terrible headache. Better not use my head next time. I have no idea how completing my quest to strike an immovable object with an unstoppable force got me a milk moustache, but I’ll take it!
18:40 Opened a door to what I thought was a bar. But instead it led me to the arena. Alright, Almighty, I guess I have to fight for my booze.
18:48 After mandatory equalization, TouchMe and Mila Battleborn look at each other appraisingly. The audience watches with anticipation.
19:01 Notes from the arena: Despite her creator doing a perfect job of watching over her, Mila Battleborn decides to lose the battle yet again. Extra gold prize collected by the fans for the winner is 9617 gold coins. The winner got richer by 187 gold coins and a golden brick.
19:12 A cute little girl wearing nekomimi asked me to go around in social circles. It’s a bit weird, but why not embark upon this quest?
08:57 With its last breath the defeated Misguidance Counsellor coughed up Agidius and died. He looked a little shaken up, but handed me a legally blinding contract and 26 gold coins he found in its belly as a thank you for saving him.
10:51 Shiroy just passed me the forecast for Little Big Pond: sunny, with scattered monsters and a chance of lightning.
11:40 Rain clouds materialized, formed the words “Compile Second-aid kit and Sun spot remover.”, and erupted in a downpour, completely drenching me. Next time, say it, don’t spray it, Almighty.
16:02 I was following Eirena Stien when she turned around and said, “You shouldn’t be following me, I’m lost too.”
18:44 Ran into Alamer. We both immediately pulled out our diaries.
23:13 Entered a bamboo grove to get some rest, but encountered Alamer there. We built a little field altar and prayed to our gods. Maybe we should build a pantheon next time.
09:56 The earth shook and cracked. The majestic Squandering Centourist slowly rose from the steaming debris of granite.
10:09 The Centourist was triumphantly defeated! I’ve gained more experience and looted some gold, but it’s time to return to my heroic deeds.
16:49 Fell into another hero’s trap. I would have been injured, but Eirena Stien was lying at the bottom and broke my fall.
08:26 What a surprise! Agidius stopped by to visit me. We spoke over a few drinks of living water.
09:27 Saw a dead hero who had lost all his equipment. Covered him politely with strategically placed fig leaves.