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Hero
Max varner 4
level 102
Ehhh.. whatever!
| Age | 6 years 3 months |
| Personality | neutral |
| Guild | no guild |
| Monsters Killed | about 364 thousand |
| Death Count | 132 |
| Wins / Losses | 34 / 79 |
| Temple Completed at | 03/16/2019 |
| Ark Completed at | 06/24/2021 (211.1%) |
| Pairs Gathered at | 06/16/2023 | Savings | 12M, 530k (41.8%) |
| Pet | Battlesheep Boo 2nd level |
Equipment
| Weapon | Pachelbel's cannon | +114 |
| Shield | surge protector | +113 |
| Head | blasting cap | +113 |
| Body | theme parka | +113 |
| Arms | fitness trackers | +111 |
| Legs | sneakers of suspicion | +114 |
| Talisman | booster pack | +114 |
Skills
- opacity control level 85
- elbow bite level 82
- peek-a-boo level 82
- flying bird level 81
- pathological honesty level 80
- swear-o-matic level 79
- mosquito roar level 73
- toe-bite level 72
- homesickness level 67
- selfish interest level 59
Feats
- ⓶ Fill out the newspaper bingo completely ✓
- ⓵ Die to a monster and lose 15k gold ✓
Pantheons
| Might | 5563 |
| Templehood | 29468 |
Achievements
- Animalist, 1st rank
- Builder, 1st rank
- Renegade, 1st rank
- Savior, 1st rank
- Shipwright, 1st rank
- Careerist, 2nd rank
- Favorite, 2nd rank
- Freelancer, 2nd rank
- Hunter, 2nd rank
- Martyr, 2nd rank
- Moneybag, 2nd rank
- Saint, 2nd rank
- Champion, 3rd rank