It is my sworn duty to become close to my god. So close in fact that I would be able to feel his hot and soggy breath on my face. I shall work as hard as I must to accomplish this!
Hero
Lord English 650
level 131
trader level 25
IWarnedYouAboutStairsBro
| Age | 8 years 10 months |
| Personality | vicious |
| Guild |
Colors!
(prophet)
|
| Monsters Killed | about 871 thousand |
| Death Count | 191 |
| Wins / Losses | 3 / 2 |
| Temple Completed at | 11/23/2016 |
| Ark Completed at | 05/22/2018 (496.3%) |
| Pairs Gathered at | 04/22/2020 |
| Book Written at | 09/27/2023 |
| Souls Gathered | 45.34% | Shop | “Real Belly Shops” |
| Pet | Closet monster Boo 15th level |
| Boss | Hypnogriff with 100% of power |
Equipment
| Weapon | great maul of fire | +145 |
| Shield | surge protector | +145 |
| Head | emergency contact lenses | +144 |
| Body | diamond duster | +145 |
| Arms | warm embracelets | +145 |
| Legs | disbelief suspenders | +145 |
| Talisman | silver lining | +145 |
Skills
- electrostatic discharge level 139
- poisoned kiss level 136
- awkward silence level 134
- full throttle level 132
- effect of the groundhog level 131
- peek-a-boo level 128
- lossy compression level 126
- foot massage level 123
- cash whistle level 113
- forced generosity level 106
Feats
- ⓷ Get featured in the newspaper as a famous hero ✓
- ⓶ Feed hungry tribbles with regular ones ✓
- ⓶ Complete five side jobs in a row ✓
- ⓶ Deliver both a wanted monster and a wanted artifact within one day ✓
- ⓵ Dig up and defeat three bosses ✓
- ⓵ Die to a monster and lose 15k gold ✓
Pantheons
| Gratitude | 10103 |
| Might | 845 |
| Templehood | 21304 |
| Mastery | 998 |
| Taming | 1309 |
| Survival | 425 |
| Savings | 792 |
| Destruction | 178 |
| Arkeology | 1046 |
| Catch | 1494 |
| Wordcraft | 1046 |
| Soulfulness | 975 |
Achievements
- Honored Animalist
- Honored Careerist
- Honored Favorite
- Builder, 1st rank
- Fiend, 1st rank
- Freelancer, 1st rank
- Martyr, 1st rank
- Moneybag, 1st rank
- Savior, 1st rank
- Scribbler, 1st rank
- Shipwright, 1st rank
- Hunter, 2nd rank
- Soulcatcher, 2nd rank
- Hotshot, 3rd rank
- Miner, 3rd rank
- Raider, 3rd rank
- Scientist, 3rd rank