I had to use my outdated diary pages to start a campfire again. It’s unfortunate that this forest doesn’t have twigs for kindling. These “entries” are pointless,I realized that a long time ago…
Notes from the arena: Jack mihoff is on his knees. DeadsleeP salutes to the heavens! The winner got richer by 194 gold coins and a golden brick. As a sign of heroic solidarity, the winner returned 56 coins to her rival for buying medicine.
Notes from the sparring fight: Relvar gets a percentage of experience for today’s win, while DeadsleeP thanks her partner for a lesson.
The Mortal Wombat raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Oy suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Oy was knocked out by the impact of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lord, if I don’t bring him back to his senses in time, he’ll lose all his levels and his will to compete!
Stepped through a portal to a parallel universe. Everything was identical, but just a little to the left.
Today I fought, ate, prayed, and wrote in my diary, all while breathing! I’m such a good multitasker.