Oh, hello!
So many things have happened between the time the words Oh, hello! were written to now… I just hope I can encompass as much of my hero’s journey all the way to level 100 as possible.
First chapter – The beginning
Life was dull and meaningless ever since I came to be, and although eating mayo brought me some joy, all the excitement rapidly faded away. Any more mayonnaise and I felt like I could throw up.
Then it came to me, “how much better would it be if I could show the wonders of this mighty sauce to someone else and take them through this journey?”. It was decided then and there, and my search for this exquisite being began.