Heroine

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Ghalranna 33

level 79

Distractions in Action!

Age 12 years
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 205 thousand
Death Count 117
Wins / Losses 172 / 37
Temple Completed at 07/23/2013
Ark Completed at 06/07/2016 (146.5%)
Twos of Every Kind 62m, 48f (4.8%)
Savings 6M, 509k (21.7%)
Pet Alpha centaur Toto

Equipment

Weapon molecular disruptor +88
Shield psychological defense mechanism +89
Head comb-over +88
Body armor of night invisibility +89
Arms true glove +88
Legs anti-lock brakes +88
Talisman spare rib +88

Skills

  • thumb beating level 70
  • steel finger level 68
  • street magic level 62
  • pseudopod attack level 59
  • mountain moving level 57
  • spontaneous combustion level 57
  • Cheshire smile level 55
  • liana-eyebrows level 53
  • electrostatic discharge level 50
  • peace enforcement level 50

Pantheons

Gratitude347
Might14037
Templehood7784
Gladiatorship728

Achievements

  • Honored Favorite
  • Animalist, 1st rank
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Invincible, 1st rank
  • Renegade, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Fiend, 2nd rank
  • Hunter, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Raider, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Moneybag, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

Significant Ideabox entries:

I stepped in a pothole that turned out to be a steam geyser. My armor is now sterile however my health bar took significant damage. (punish damages hero)

I felt my hair start to stand up and jumped to the side to avoid the impending lightning strike and got slammed in the face by a barn door! Thanks, %rg%… Now I have four more loose teeth! (punish damages hero)

A resounding crack from above precedes a forked-lightning strike, damaging both combatants. %attacker% and %defender% stare at each other in awe at their new, smoking hairstyles! (punish hits both competitors)

A bar pops up in the middle of the arena floor offering free drinks to both competitors. Concession vendors in the stands cry foul. (encourage heals both competitors)

The false facade drops from the arena walls, exposing a vast array of projectile weapons. Both attackers find themselves in the field of fire. (punish hits both competitors)

A lightning strike aimed at %defender% was intercepted by a flock of butterflies. %godname% shrugs it off. (punish miss)

A circle of crystals formed around me and realigned my spine with their harmonic resonance. That felt great, %rg%! (encourage)

The Captain of the Guard approached me and asked if this was my %pet_class%. After I said ‘yes,’ he punched me in the face, handed a sack of gold to %pet_name%, and walked away grumbling under his breath. What was that about? (while in town)

One of the janitor’s bloodstained mops is turned shiny and new. %attacker% bemoans {his|her} deity’s priority list. (encourage miss)

smelting pot (@) (convert bold items or coins into gold bricks)

A giant washing machine appeared out of nowhere and sucked me in! After a rapid series of spin cycles, I emerged disoriented but fully healed. (healing miracle)

As I was digging, my shovel struck a strange piece of metal that sounded exactly like a dinner bell… (boss trigger)

After defeating the %monster%, I threw a piece of it over a fire for a hearty meal and restored some health. (gain +hp)

Lit candles and incense in your honor, %rg%. Sneezed violently and now trying to get %pet_name% to come out of hiding from under the altar. (prayer phase)

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Insignificant ideabox entries:

It’s around here somewhere…

Trying to find superglue remover…

Energy transference initiated…

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Peering into the future, a vision plays out before me:

Day 15 aboard the ark in uncharted waters.

I entered my chambers to discover my pet Fido has been keeping a concubine under my bed! Now I have baby Significant Otter pups running underfoot and turning my shoes into beds. Their incessant playing was amusing at first until I discovered they had been playing tug-of-war with my underwear! Fido feigned innocence and pretended not to hear me yell at him… Just wait until we get to port Fido… JUST WAIT.

Day 35 aboard the ark:

Today out of frustration, I chose to punish Fido by throwing him overboard. Not only did he come back yipping happily, all his pups lined up behind him to get a turn at this new game! After an hour of throwing Significant Otters overboard, I collapsed in a heap out of exhaustion. I woke up to a dozen cold noses prodding me to get up for another round. Just as I was thinking I couldn’t stay mad at them for being so cute, I found several dead fish stockpiled in my last good pillow! I’ll take a bath tomorrow…

Day 63 aboard the ark:

I’ve spent half the day leaning over the rail sicker than the sickest dog. I wasn’t seasick, My Lord. It seems the otter pups decided to defile the sacrificial wine by using the carafe as their own personal toilet! I drank a toast in your honor and immediately felt the horrid effects of their defilement! I beg you! Put me out of my misery! Your loving blasts of lightning are far better than this vile torture!

Awoke from my visions and stared at the empty mug in my hand… then glared at Fido sleeping next to me. Don’t think I don’t know what’s coming, Fido!