Hero

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Foregone Conclusion 14

level 31

It's my... thing

Age 6 years 7 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 17 thousand
Death Count 13
Wins / Losses 46 / 6
Bricks for Temple 37.0%
Pet Firefox Blaze 16th level

Equipment

Weapon half-brick in a sock +39
Shield firmly held belief +39
Head executioner's mask +39
Body hazmat suit +42
Arms spaceship trooper's gauntlets +38
Legs dielectric boots of Zeus +39
Talisman pocket dodecahedron +41

Skills

  • elbow bite level 16
  • somersault squatting level 12
  • mosquito roar level 11
  • radiokinesis level 10
  • inept singing level 8
  • chakra bending level 5

Pantheons

Gladiatorship2968

Achievements

  • Honored Renegade
  • Builder, 2nd rank
  • Dueler, 2nd rank
  • Favorite, 2nd rank
  • Animalist, 3rd rank
  • Champion, 3rd rank
  • Invincible, 3rd rank
  • Martyr, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

“My God is a friend first and a god second, probably an entertainer third”.

Borned and raised in Slough, where my beloved boss God (someone who is basically a chilled-out entertainer) eventually adopted me and named me after his succesful music band.

Wernham-Hogg is my raison d’être, and I want it managed by David. Therefore, I’m the proud founder of the “Anti-Neil Godwin” team, whose slogan is “Stop. Go away from Wernham-Hogg” (don’t worry about Finchy, he’s banned here).

Finally, I just want to let you know that Gareth is my hit man, so be careful who you mess with.