Painkillar 4

level 117

Born to raise hell 🧨

Age 4 years 8 months
Personality neutral
Guild Paramedics
Monsters Killed about 371 thousand
Death Count 32
Wins / Losses 1 / 1
Temple Completed at 02/03/2020
Ark Completed at 12/16/2020 (310.3%)
Pairs Gathered at 08/09/2022
Words in Book 62.6%
Savings 22M, 790k (76.0%)
Pet Unbearable grizzly Felix 23rd level
Boss Afterlifeguard with 281% of power


Weapon dead poets club +126
Shield do-not-touch screen +129
Head distributor cap +131
Body slate mail armour +127
Arms oktoberfists +126
Legs speedo of light +130
Talisman technobauble +127


  • fanned fingers level 113
  • sunstroke level 107
  • dove of peace level 102
  • fake smile level 101
  • teeth gnashing level 97
  • Cheshire smile level 97
  • disarming smile level 95
  • swoop of the smith level 95
  • cash whistle level 89
  • palm of the panda level 87


  • ⓷ Get featured in the newspaper as a famous hero
  • ⓷ Reach the end of the map
  • ⓶ Feed hungry tribbles with regular ones
  • ⓵ Dig up and defeat three bosses
  • ⓵ Die to a monster and lose 15k gold




  • Honored Animalist
  • Honored Favorite
  • Honored Hunter
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Freelancer, 1st rank
  • Raider, 1st rank
  • Savior, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Fiend, 2nd rank
  • Miner, 2nd rank
  • Moneybag, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Scientist, 2nd rank
  • Scribbler, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Coach, 3rd rank
  • Martyr, 3rd rank
  • Seadog, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

Guys: Meet Painkillar.

Faster than a bullet
Terrifying scream
Enraged and full of anger
He is half man and half machine
Rides the metal monster
Breathing smoke and fire
Closing in with vengeance soaring high
He is the painkiller
This is the painkiller

You may (probably not) have guessed I am a Judas Priest fan.
Oct 25 2019:

Yay, I got at pet!

I looked into the kind eyes of the vanquished monster and suddenly decided — Firefox, you’ll be my pet! And I’ll call you Pinky. Bandaged his wounds, gave him a treat and fastened the leash.

Oct 25 2019:

5 bold pieces of equipment!

Weapon+22 Cowboy’s lariat
Shield+19 Shield of the SWAT King
Head+18 Dreadlocks
Body+18 Braveman’s quilted coat
Arms+17 Edward’s scissorhands

Dec 15 2019:

You bloody rock! 17 bricks in 24 hours.
Dec 22 2019.

Awesome! It should be Christmas all year.

30 bricks in 24 hours. I am so pleased with my hero
Jan 22 2020

My guild was in the news today!

Paramedics is a guild ranked 11th in the pantheon of adventure, consisting of 32 heroes and heroines. The highest rank here is “paramaitre”. Hemogoblin declined to comment on its relation with this guild. This guild specializes in how to find something that duct tape won’t fix.

Feb. 2 2020

13:49 Dearest diary, today was the day! I carefully laid the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all windows to let your glorious light shine in. I can’t believe it, your temple is finally finished, my Lord! I feel delirious with happiness.

It was hard work and it took me 130 days.

Not THAT calls for a Carlsberg or two!

Feb 2. 2020

Hah, I went from 1. position in the Pantheon of Construction to 32772 in Templehood

March 17, 2020

Growing up:
I spent 17840 coins at the tavern to keep my brain in good health. I’ve culled the weakest brain cells so the strong ones will thrive.

March 18, 2020

Just a little fun:

You know, Gentle One, your poem is spreading like a wildfire:
When in trouble,
Or in doubt,
Run in circles,
Scream and shout.

March 22, 2020

Full plate in the Bingo
Score: 61
That’s all for today! So far you’re top-2.

April 20, 2020

20% logs for the ark

May 5, 2020

25% logs for the ark

June 29, 2020

New Achievement – “Animalist, 1st rank”!

I will fight to keep Pinky alive until I have the ark.

June 29, 2020

My guild was in the newspaper again:
Paramedics is in the 10th position in the pantheon of adventure, unlikely though it seems. Veterans in this guild call themselves “paratriarch”. Hemogoblin is a totem of this guild and just a good monster. Based on the Guild Council excerpts seen by the Godville Times Editor… nevermind.

July 16, 2020
50% logs for the ark

August 18, 2020

60% logs

September 20, 2020

70% logs

November 9, 2020

New Achievement – “Raider, 1st rank”
And .. 88% logs.
Getting close

December 16, 2020

A log! A thousandth log! I’m even ready for a flood now. Not that I’m asking for it, Great One.

New medal: 舟
New Achievement – “Shipwright, 1st rank”

It took me 289 days.

January 3, 2021

New Achievement – “Savior, 3rd rank”
50 pair are now in the ark

January 5, 2021

Sailing is hard but I am learning.
New Achievement – “Seadog, 3rd rank”

Feb. 2, 2021

Monsters Killed

April 11, 2021

200 pairs collected

June 13, 2021

New Achievement – “Savior, 2nd rank”
Collect 300 pairs of creatures in the ark

August 12, 2021

400 pairs collected

Oct 16, 2021

500 pairs collected – half way there ..

Nov 24, 2021

Felt a burning desire to disassemble the continuum transfunctioner. Found a notarized document inside stating that I’ve died fewer times than I thought. Nice.

Death Count 0
Panthoen of Survival 7

Oh hell yes!

Nov 28, 2021

New Achievement – “Moneybag, 2nd rank”

10 mil saved.

Dec. 13, 2021

600 pairs collected.

Dec. 17, 2021

I won the Bingo yesterday!
1. Darkwing Duck (72)

Apr. 12, 2022

I’m like level 100 now! I’m like way more mature now! You can’t tell me what to do anymore, Exalted One.

Jun. 8, 2022

900 pairs collected.

Aug. 9, 2022

Almighty, I just re-counted the pairs and I think the ark now has a thousand of them. We’re not going to cram another thousand in there, are we?


Oct. 15, 2022

It’s alive… It’s alive, it’s moving, it’s alive, it’s alive, it’s alive, it’s alive, IT’S ALIVE!

Congrats on accomplishing a mission of a mad scientist! Your boss is now ready and visible to everyone on your hero’s page. This homunculus could barely walk, but it’s already useful even in the present form: once per day you can summon your frankenstein to help your hero in boss fights. While the boss is resting he turns in pennies at the hero’s shop (if there is one) and earns bonus trading experience for the hero. In the meantime you can still collect pairs and parts in the Lab to make an even better boss. No need to hurry, though.

May 19, 2023

Wow, I’m in the newspaper. That’s news!

Painkillar — 108th-level adventurer, member of the “Paramedics” guild, with the motto “Born to raise hell 🧨”, stands at the 84th position in the pantheon of Survival under the vigilant supervision of the god Darkwing Duck. He is known for his disarming smile and ability to wake even the most exhausted comrades with his laughter.