06:40 AM A pickpocket stole my coin purse and suddenly he was struck by lightning out of nowhere. Managed to get back my purse but only found a gold brick instead of gold.
00:55: Notes from the battlefield: DarkAngel718310 is defeated. Ophelius added 387 gold coins to his treasury. Ophelius put DarkAngel718310’s dog tag into his bag. He will rue the day.12:21: I’m completing my daily exercise of one sit-up. I started it this morning as I woke up, and am finishing it this evening as I lie down.
12:24: Knelt beside a dying hero. His last words still ring in my ears: ‘Be back soon!’.
12:47: Snowy refused to pull a cart that I found in a ravine. Bad dust bunny! Now I have to leave a perfectly good cart. 12:50: The doctors became flustered when they saw my guild rank, and treated me in no time. 12:52: Started counting my limbs, but decided not to get too attached. 14:42: Quest to fight the way out of a wet paper bag has been completed! Got an ultimate shield of darkness as a reward. It’s time to go and celebrate! 17:01: Almighty, the fact that I write is proof that I’m not stupid. The fact that I write while fighting monsters is proof that I am. 17:04: Rubbed clean a lamp I found on the ground, and a genie popped out! The genie said he’d grant me three wishes, but only after I had also decorated the interior of his lamp. Screw it, I’m not an interior designer, I’m a heroine!09:44 PM Reached level 33. Now I am officially allowed to do the things I shouldn’t have been doing. Heck yeah!