Hero

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BS Johnson 6

level 150
trader level 39

We"re not in Kansas

Age 12 years 6 months
Personality vicious
Guild Ankh-Morpork City Watch
(captain)
Monsters Killed 1.2 million
Death Count 5
Wins / Losses 222 / 114
Temple Completed at 08/23/2012
Ark Completed at 11/24/2014 (606.9%)
Pairs Gathered at 02/07/2018
Book Written at 07/02/2022
Souls Gathered 57.26%
Shop “Dibbler's Emporium”
Pet Lava lamb Sharilewis 73rd level
Boss Thug-of-war with 234% of power

Equipment

Weapon fists of fury +164
Shield mental defense +164
Head tribble toupee +162
Body diamond duster +164
Arms blood pressure cuffs +164
Legs cutsome slacks +164
Talisman epic scale +164

Skills

  • backyard portal level 174
  • steel finger level 173
  • disarming smile level 170
  • bloody itch level 164
  • sunstroke level 161
  • eye scream level 158
  • slap of the whale level 157
  • swoop of the smith level 135
  • fake smile level 132
  • pathological honesty level 120

Feats

  • ⓷ Get featured in the newspaper as a famous hero
  • ⓶ Visit the trader with two identical coupons
  • ⓶ Defeat two two-named beasties in a single sail
  • ⓶ Feed hungry tribbles with regular ones
  • ⓶ Fill out the newspaper bingo completely
  • ⓵ Take personality to the extreme
  • ⓵ Dig up and defeat three bosses
  • ⓵ Die to a monster and lose 15k gold
  • ⓵ Befriend Godville Administrator
  • ⓵ Walk a pet that has sat in the ark for a year

Pantheons

Gratitude56
Might52
Templehood1903
Gladiatorship1140
Mastery72
Taming79
Survival19
Savings88
Destruction152
Arkeology158
Catch346
Wordcraft157
Soulfulness55
Duelers917
Unity1
Popularity2
Duelery3
Adventure4

Achievements

  • Honored Animalist
  • Honored Favorite
  • Honored Hunter
  • Honored Raider
  • Honored Shipwright
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Fiend, 1st rank
  • Freelancer, 1st rank
  • Moneybag, 1st rank
  • Saint, 1st rank
  • Savior, 1st rank
  • Scribbler, 1st rank
  • Careerist, 2nd rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Miner, 2nd rank
  • Soulcatcher, 2nd rank
  • Coach, 3rd rank
  • Renegade, 3rd rank
  • Scientist, 3rd rank
  • Seadog, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

People ask me if it’s hard to face Death. Not really – he’s a great host and there’s always plenty of drinks. What really kills me is the post-resurrection hangover.

22:28: Felt a burning desire to examine the continuum transfunctioner. Found inside something unbelievable — a scroll with instructions on how to get a premature level up!

13:21: Parrots in the main square declared: ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.’