Hero

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BS Johnson ⚙ 776

level 154
trader level 40

I will survive

Age 13 years 8 months
Personality vicious
Guild Ankh-Morpork City Watch
(captain)
Monsters Killed 1.14 million
Death Count 1
Wins / Losses 222 / 114
Temple Completed at 08/23/2012
Ark Completed at
11/24/2014 (632.4%)
“Buoyant Rock”
Pairs Gathered at 02/07/2018
Book Written at 07/02/2022
Souls Completed at 04/15/2025
Shop “Dibbler's Emporium”
Pet Lava lamb Sharilewis 85th level
Boss Thug-of-war with 234% of power

Equipment

Weapon wand of disenchantment +170
Shield incognito mode +167
Head augmented brutality glasses +167
Body pentagown +169
Arms blood pressure cuffs +169
Legs cutsome slacks +168
Talisman epic scale +168

Skills

  • asynchronous swimming level 189
  • intimate tickling level 187
  • epitaph writing level 186
  • full throttle level 177
  • deafening snore level 175
  • forced generosity level 168
  • thumb blowing level 165
  • lossy compression level 144
  • shiny heels level 141
  • win on points level 126

Feats

  • ⓷ Get featured in the newspaper as a famous hero ✓
  • ⓶ Visit the trader with two identical coupons ✓
  • ⓶ Defeat two two-named beasties in a single sail ✓
  • ⓶ Feed hungry tribbles with regular ones ✓
  • ⓶ Have bosses' horn and hoof in inventory simultaneously ✓
  • ⓶ Complete and turn in two side jobs within 24 hours ✓
  • ⓶ Fill out the newspaper bingo completely ✓
  • ⓶ Find dungeon treasure after defeating exactly 5 bosses ✓
  • ⓶ Complete five side jobs in a row ✓
  • ⓶ Deliver both a wanted monster and a wanted artifact within one day ✓

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Pantheons

Gratitude59
Might52
Templehood1901
Gladiatorship1160
Mastery52
Taming49
Survival3
Savings85
Destruction138
Arkeology246
Catch334
Wordcraft151
Soulfulness56
Unity1
Popularity2
Duelery3
Adventure3

Achievements

  • Honored Animalist
  • Honored Favorite
  • Honored Hunter
  • Honored Raider
  • Honored Shipwright
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Fiend, 1st rank
  • Freelancer, 1st rank
  • Moneybag, 1st rank
  • Saint, 1st rank
  • Savior, 1st rank
  • Scribbler, 1st rank
  • Soulcatcher, 1st rank
  • Careerist, 2nd rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Hotshot, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Miner, 2nd rank
  • Coach, 3rd rank
  • Renegade, 3rd rank
  • Scientist, 3rd rank
  • Seadog, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

People ask me if it’s hard to face Death. Not really – he’s a great host and there’s always plenty of drinks. What really kills me is the post-resurrection hangover.

22:28: Felt a burning desire to examine the continuum transfunctioner. Found inside something unbelievable — a scroll with instructions on how to get a premature level up!

13:21: Parrots in the main square declared: ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.’