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Crisismana 672

level 148
trader level 24

҉Shinobi Clan™ 🐉|木ノ葉隠れの里

Age 10 years
Personality neutral
Guild Hidden leaf village
(hokage)
Monsters Killed about 718 thousand
Death Count 202
Wins / Losses 144 / 108
Temple Completed at 12/03/2015
Ark Completed at 01/26/2017 (649.8%)
Pairs Gathered at 12/11/2018
Book Written at 01/11/2022
Souls Gathered 77.78%
Shop “Thousand Things”
Pet Vengeful mole Boo 41st level
Boss Shamaniac with 245% of power

Equipment

Weapon fists of fury +162
Shield incognito mode +162
Head death-perception goggles +162
Body diamond duster +161
Arms hands-free gloves +162
Legs anti-stilts +162
Talisman fiber of being +161

Skills

  • falcon punch level 167
  • epitaph writing level 165
  • sword-swallowing level 164
  • heel grip level 159
  • deafening snore level 156
  • slap of the whale level 148
  • flying bird level 145
  • mega-bite level 144
  • contagious yawning level 142
  • instant hairloss level 130

Feats

  • ⓷ Get featured in the newspaper as a famous hero
  • ⓶ Visit the trader with two identical coupons
  • ⓶ Defeat two two-named beasties in a single sail
  • ⓶ Feed hungry tribbles with regular ones
  • ⓶ Fill out the newspaper bingo completely
  • ⓶ Deliver both a wanted monster and a wanted artifact within one day
  • ⓵ Dig up and defeat three bosses
  • ⓵ Die to a monster and lose 15k gold
  • ⓵ Reach the treasure room with single-digit HP
  • ⓵ Exhaust a boss with a 100+ turns battle

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Pantheons

Gratitude1898
Might95
Templehood13085
Gladiatorship2803
Storytelling123
Mastery176
Taming174
Survival1137
Savings105
Arkeology130
Catch763
Wordcraft80
Soulfulness129
Unity262
Popularity260
Duelery178
Adventure140

Achievements

  • Honored Animalist
  • Honored Favorite
  • Honored Hunter
  • Honored Raider
  • Honored Seadog
  • Honored Shipwright
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Coach, 1st rank
  • Freelancer, 1st rank
  • Martyr, 1st rank
  • Miner, 1st rank
  • Moneybag, 1st rank
  • Savior, 1st rank
  • Scribbler, 1st rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Fiend, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Soulcatcher, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Hotshot, 3rd rank
  • Invincible, 3rd rank
  • Renegade, 3rd rank
  • Scientist, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

Famous Heroes
Crisismana – 61st-level adventurer, member of the “Hidden leaf village” guild, with the motto “҉Shinobi Clan™ 🐉|木ノ葉隠れの里”, stands at the 164th position in the pantheon of duelers under the vigilant supervision of the god Crisismana. He’s asking someone to help a blind date find its place in the calendar and report the results via express mail.

Crisismana – 87th-level adventurer, member of the “Hidden leaf village” guild, with the motto “҉Shinobi Clan™ 🐉|木ノ葉隠れの里”, stands at the 56th position in the pantheon of duelers under the vigilant supervision of the god Crisismana. His worst enemy – a Fortune Wookiee. Favourite trophy – something that looks like a swatch of spacetime fabric. He is also a huge fan of Trollbridge’s pubs.

Crisismana — 113th-level adventurer, member of the “Hidden leaf village” guild, with the motto “҉Shinobi Clan™ 🐉|木ノ葉隠れの里”, stands at the 85th position in the pantheon of storytellers under the vigilant supervision of the god Crisismana. We’ve had many reports that a Cabbage Patch Squid has been afraid to make eye contact with him since their last encounter.

Crisismana — 123rd-level adventurer, member of the “Hidden leaf village” guild, with the motto “҉Shinobi Clan™ 🐉|木ノ葉隠れの里”, stands at the 158th position in the pantheon of might under the vigilant supervision of the god Crisismana. His worst enemy — a Paladjinn. Favorite trophy — something that looks like a piece of bacterial soap. He is also a huge fan of Unspecifiedistan’s pubs.

Crisismana — 148th-level adventurer, member of the “Hidden leaf village” guild, with the motto “҉Shinobi Clan™ 🐉|木ノ葉隠れの里”, stands at the 117th position in the pantheon of Soulfulness under the vigilant supervision of the god Crisismana. Due to legal protections, we’re unable to divulge more personal data on him.

Crisismana — 148th-level adventurer, member of the “Hidden leaf village” guild, with the motto “҉Shinobi Clan™ 🐉|木ノ葉隠れの里”, stands at the 169th position in the pantheon of Mastery under the vigilant supervision of the god Crisismana. The word on the street is that he is quite the catch. Or so our monster sources claim.

#how to read my hero’s chronicles
1. first: use famous narrator voice inside your mind as voice dubbing
2. second: imagine hidden secret among shinobi alley as background theme music

#my motto and guild
Konohagakure (木ノ葉隠れの里, Konohagakure no Sato; “Village Hidden in the Leaves” or “Hidden Leaf Village”;
Literally meaning “Village Hidden by Tree Leaves”) is the hidden village of the Land of Fire and was founded by Hashirama Senju and Madara Uchiha. As the village of one of the Five Great Shinobi Countries

Guild Spotlight

  1. | GODVILLETIMES | Day 3004 g.e.

Hidden leaf village is a heroic horde of 39 heads located around the 13th place in the pantheon of adventure. “Hokage” — that’s how elites of this guild like to call themselves. Despite all the protests, the Ninja Pirate is a totem of this guild. Guild’s admission tests include proficiency with the “quantum leap” skill.

Day 3131 g.e. #2887
Hidden leaf village — guild of 36 heroes, located at the 39th place in the pantheon of unity. They call themselves “hokage”. Can you imagine that? Despite all the protests, the Ninja Pirate is a totem of this guild. Almost every guild member finds it offensive to measure the depth of a bottomless pit.

Day 3408 g.e. #3164
Hidden leaf village is a heroic horde of 47 heads located around the 70th place in the pantheon of popularity. The highest rank here is “hokage”. Ninja Pirate is a totem of this guild and just a good monster. If this guild were a settlement, then Los Adminos would be its sister town

Day 3435 g.e. #3191
Hidden leaf village is a heroic horde of 46 heads located around the 24th place in the pantheon of adventure. “hokage” — that’s how elites of this guild like to call themselves. Ninja Pirate is a totem of this guild and just a good monster. The members of this guild are only mildly rowdy while in public.

Day 3532 g.e. #3288
Hidden leaf village is a group of 39 brave adventurers, who have climbed to 25th position in the pantheon of adventure. “hokage” — that’s how elites of this guild like to call themselves. Despite all the protests, the Ninja Pirate is a totem of this guild. The members of this guild are only mildly rowdy while in public.

Day 3552 g.e. #3308
Hidden leaf village is a heroic horde of 43 heads located around the 50th place in the pantheon of unity. They call themselves “hokage”. Can you imagine that? Despite all the protests, the Ninja Pirate is a totem of this guild. If this guild were a settlement, then Godvillewood would be its sister town.

Day 3618 g.e. #3414
Hidden leaf village is a heroic horde of 31 heads located around the 25th place in the pantheon of adventure. They’ve chosen the title of “hokage” for their most esteemed members. Totem beast of this guild is Ninja Pirate. Guild’s admission tests include proficiency with the “sword-swallowing” skill.

Day 3778 g.e. #3534
Hidden leaf village — guild of 37 heroes, located at the 30th place in the pantheon of adventure. The highest rank here is “hokage”. Favorite monster of the guild is Ninja Pirate. Infamous for eating cakes and leaving them whole.

Day 3865 g.e. #3621
Hidden leaf village is a bunch of heroes and heroines occupying 27th place in the pantheon of adventure. Rumor says there are about 38 of them. The people muttering about “the good old days” in this guild are known as “hokage”. Favorite monster of the guild is Ninja Pirate. The guild’s current favorite place to party is “Mended Drum”.

Day 4383 g.e. #4189
Hidden leaf village is a guild ranked 61st in the pantheon of Duelery, consisting of 36 heroes and heroines. They’ve chosen the title of “hokage” for their most esteemed members. All time favorite of this guild is Ninja Pirate. The members of this guild are only mildly rowdy while in public.

Day 4441 g.e. #4197
Hidden leaf village is a bunch of heroes and heroines occupying 58th place in the pantheon of Duelery. Rumor says there are about 30 of them. Veterans in this guild call themselves “hokage”. Ninja Pirate holds the job of totem monster in this guild. An anonymous member has shared that the secret to their success is a special blend of a dozen herbs and spices.

Day 4743  g.e. #4499
Hidden leaf village is a heroic horde of 28 heads located around the 77th place in the pantheon of Adventure. Veterans in this guild call themselves “hokage”. The chief totem aura supervisor here is the Ninja Pirate. The members of this guild are only mildly rowdy while in public.

Day 4788 g.e. #4545
Hidden leaf village — guild of 33 heroes, located at the 82nd place in the pantheon of Adventure. The upper echelon call themselves “hokage”. The all-time favorite of this guild is the Ninja Pirate. Threatening to strike for better working conditions and higher pay.

Day 4837 g.e. #4594
Hidden leaf village is a group of 30 brave adventurers, who have climbed to the 87th position in the pantheon of Adventure. Veterans in this guild call themselves “hokage”. Totem beast of this guild is Ninja Pirate. Motto, crest and hymn are invented, drawn and sung by each member independently.

Day 4871 g.e. #4628
Hidden leaf village is a heroic horde of 28 heads located around the 79th place in the pantheon of Popularity. Some of the guild members have been heard calling each other “hokage”. Ninja Pirate is a totem of this guild and just a good monster. Motto, crest and hymn are invented, drawn and sung by each member independently.

What NARUTO taught me
never heard about it? really? here link to the song
if you never watch/read it, here summary why is it you need to

Iruka – taught me not to judge people by their reputations but by their personalities.
Haku – taught me that there is no good or evil when you’re protecting the ones you love.
Neji – taught me that if you leave your pride behind, you can change your destiny.
Rock Lee – taught me that hard work beats talent.
Kakashi – taught me that teamwork and friendship stand above the rules.
Hinata – taught me that love is worth fighting for.
Sai – taught me that a life without feelings isn’t worthwhile.
Sakura – taught me that weakness is a choice.
Gaara – taught me how painful loneliness can be and how love can change someone.
Nagato – taught me that revenge and hatred only lead to more revenge and hatred.
Asuma – taught me how important it is to care for the next generation.
Shikamaru – taught me that sometimes you even have to do the things that bother you.
Maito Dai – taught me that it doesn’t matter what other people say about you.
Minato & Kushina – taught me that parent’s love will never end.
Maito Gai – taught me that no matter what, you always have to believe in yourself.
Sarutobi – taught me that problems should be solved with kindness rather than with violence.
Sasuke – taught me that you shouldn’t only dream about things but actually achieve them.
Itachi – taught me that sometimes you have to make sacrifices for the greater good.
Tsunade – taught me to never abandon the living for the dead.
Jiraiya – taught me that you must never give up your faith in humanity and your hope of peace.
Obito – taught me that it is never too late to revert the right way.
Madara – taught me that peace is no peace without freedom.
And Naruto… well, we all know that Naruto taught us a lot. But the most important thing is: No matter what happens in your life… NEVER GIVE UP to…

1. to make your parents proud
2. to conquer your fears
3. to see your family again
4. to see your Favorite artist live
5. to listen to music again
6. to experience a new culture
7. to make new friends
8. to inspire
9. to have your own children
10. to adopt your own pet
11. to make yourself proud
12. to meet your idols
13. to laugh until you cry
14. to feel tears of happiness
15. to eat your favorite food
16. to see your siblings grow
17. to pass school
18. to get creative
19. to smile until your cheeks hurt
20. to meet your internet friends
21. to find someone who loves you like you deserve
22. to eat ice cream on a hot day
23. to drink hot chocolate on a cold day
24. to see untouched snow in the morning
25. to see a sunset that sets the sky on fire
26. to see stars light up the sky
27. to read a book that changes your life
28. to see the flowers in the spring
29. to see the leaves change from green to brown
30. to travel abroad
31. to learn a new language
32. to learn to draw
33. to tell others your story in the hopes of helping them
34. Puppy kisses.
35. Baby kisses (the open-mouthed kind when they smack their lips on your cheek).
36. Swear words and the release you feel when you say them.
37. Trampolines.
38. More Ice cream.
39. Stargazing.
40. Cloud watching.
41. Taking a shower and then sleeping in clean sheets.
42. Receiving thoughtful gifts.
43. To hear “I saw this and thought of you."
44. The feeling you get when someone you love says, “I love you."
45. The relief you feel after crying.
46. Sunshine.
47. The feeling you get when someone is listening to you/giving you their full attention.
48. Your future wedding.
49. Your favorite candy bar.
50. New clothes.
51. Witty puns.
52. Really good bread.
53. Holding your child in your arms for the first time.
54. Completing a milestone (aka going to college, graduating college, getting married, getting your dream job.)
55. The kind of dreams where you wake up and can’t stop smiling.
56. The smell before and after it rains
57. The sound of rain against a rooftop.
58. The feeling you get when you’re dancing.
59. The person (or people) that mean the most to you. Stay alive for them.
60. Trying out new recipes.
61. The feeling you get when your favorite song comes on the radio.
62. The rush you get when you step onto a stage.
63. You have to share your voice talents and knowledge with the world because they are so valuable.
64. Breakfast in bed.
65. Getting a middle seat in the movie theatre.
66. Breakfast for dinner (because it’s so much better at night than in the morning).
67. Pray (if you are religious)
68. Forgiveness.
69. Water balloon fights.
70. New books by your favorite authors.
71. Fireflies.
72. Birthdays.
73. Realizing that someone loves you.
74. Spending the day with someone like you.
75. Opportunity to create meaningful and lasting relationships.
76. Potential to learn, grow, and evolve as a person.
77. Joy and happiness in the little things.
78. The power to inspire others.
79. The ability to create art, music, and other forms of self-expression.
80. To explore different cultures, traditions, and ways of life.
81. To positively impact the environment and help protect the planet.
82. Experience the joys of parenthood and raise a family.
83. Learn new things and develop new skills.
84. Create a legacy that will outlive you.
85. Being wrapped up in a warm bed.
86. Cuddles
87. Holding hands.
88. The kind of hugs when you can feel a weight being lifted off your shoulders. The type of hug where your breath syncs with the other person’s, and you feel like the only two people in the world.
89. Singing off-key with your best friends.
90. Road trips.
91. Spontaneous adventures.
92. The feeling of sand beneath your toes.
93. The feeling when the first ocean wave rolls up and envelops your toes, ankles and knees.
94. Thunderstorms.
95. Your first date.
96. The taste of your favorite food.
97. free time on weekends or holidays.
98. The day when everything finally goes your way.
99. Compliments and praise.
100. to look at this moment in 10 years and realize you did it.

this brings a lot of memories

anyway, remind me to get a pet that emits free Wi-Fi and name it Hotspot. *I hoped to find it soon.

link to pet picture

10:52 AM Divine Enlightenment politely made it clear that I was calling my pet by the wrong name all this time. I’ll be calling him Hotspot from now on!

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psshh…
SPOILER ALERT !

In the end, our brute hero will be a merchant! what? you’re kidding me right
The pantheon of savings is where the heroes are ranked for their wealth.
The most thrifty heroes who are on the mightiest savings accounts appear near the top of this pantheon’s rankings.
When a hero saves 30,000,000 gold coins they can even purchase a trader’s license and get their own stall, shop, or booth.

(half of it went to the tavern before, even more). my prediction for a new feature is the hero will run the tavern too. tavern best for a moneymaker!

:12 Oh my god, can’t believe that I saved all this money! Finally, I can have my very own shop!

Ark 100%
finally! :41 AM A log! A thousandth log! I’m even ready for a flood now. Not that I’m asking for it, my Lord.

1000 Pairs
11:11 PM
Almighty, I just re-counted the pairs and I think the ark now has a thousand of them. We’re not going to cram another thousand in there, are we?

4000 Glyphs
:13 Wrote down the thousandth word into the holy book, took a deep breath and snapped my numb fingers. Hallelujah, Great One, the great work is done!

Side job
Curious about what inside this new Artifact (@) given by the side job?
Suddenly the side job bonus exploded in my hands. Found a pick of destiny, an abracadabacus, a monster repellent, a sacrificial lamp, a teleportrait, a Darwin award, a gastronomical unit, a hazardous minerals map and 11366 coins inside.

Double damage + immunity & heal
who says equipment does nothing?
:12 Artfully wriggled and inflicted double damage with a short, clean strike. Yeah, a good set of equipment can really make a difference.
:54 Skillfully repelled a strike with a piece of well-fitting equipment. Not only did I avoid being harmed, but I felt better too.

No draw in sparring! RNG strike again
Sparring Fight
step 27
3. Comanche Warrior gets experience points for today’s win, while Crisismana thanks his partner for a lesson.
2. Heroes exchanged the last blows and fell to the ground lifeless. After the flip of a coin, the victory was awarded to Comanche Warrior.
1. Crisismana challenged Comanche Warrior to a sun-staring contest. Both heroes got severely blinded.

HP
crisismana : 2 → defeated
Comanche : 12 → defeated

confuse?
are you reading it from above ? actually you doing it wrong. try read it again from bellow ;) with numeric order 1. 2. 3.

credit to Tomobi. sorry, can’t give you a gold brick. don’t be greedy with that 1% exp you get there ^^

first pet release
08:44 PM
I heard that if you love someone, you should set them free. I released Sven into the wild to pursue his hopes and dreams. Meanwhile, I’m off to pursue all my greatest ambitions, in the tavern.

really sad diary until you realize sven is talking donkey. o.O)! read again with it in mind, you will have a different opinion.

#how to get your first aura and be daily aura to you as easy as 5 minutes free time. people just like —> O.o)?! how? tell me now!
guys you need to check news: crossword.
you just need godwiki open and in less than 5 minutes you will gain experience with the gameplay and happier with an aura when you finish it ;)
it was easy than I expected to be a hard question

*check who finished it today maybe you will find me there ;) better looking now.
the key is Godwiki and of course search button (CTRL + F) a lot faster in a browser to finish it ;)

some teaser: yes it is ~)v 06:09 Rearranged my diary entries into a grid of interlocking horizontal and vertical words, and somehow unlocked an aura of pacifism. Was that a cheat code?

#tribbles
Tribbles are an item that will keep growing until they take up your entire inventory. Once that happens, the heroes can sell off the little buggers for a decent amount. (WhiteJesus)

#use charge wisely
no need to use your charge to small matter. keep it for urgent needed only.
use charge only when fighting a boss or when you at the arena or your hero is near dead and really need encouraging.
use charge wisely from now on :3 cause 1 charge restore 50% God Power. when it accumulates 100% GP to make 1, then only restore 50% God power
how much charge restore can be influenced by news forecast, so pay attention to it. I ever see it raise to become 70% from usual 50% :D

#how to do the sacred of sacrifice! o.O)" ?!
send the voice command “sacrifice”
09:52 Fell asleep by the wayside. Woke up with “malice may sacrifice it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is. 🏆” sunburned on my forehead.

09:52 Yes, Almighty, I heard you. Please accept 31 gold coins to stop bothering me.

#let’s peek inside arena battle
this is the place if you want to unleash that desire to punish like a lot, as much as you want *but better see your God Power is enough to bring that brutal power 3:)
send your hero into the arena is the best way to get a gold brick. (get 1 gold brick for sure and 3 random items)
today I got 2 gold brick :D first when send my hero and second when I win. the opponent just AFK so I win easily :3 lucky me ~)v
hmm… just send him when you lack gold (like under 1 thousand). cause winner takes the opponent gold coin that he brings when at the arena.
If you send your hero to the arena, just make sure you have as many charges of god power accumulated as you can. (WhiteJesus)

A good defence is a strong offence, I liked to punish and say “Attack again, strike, punch, ninja kick the damn rabbit”… Sometimes they’ll attack when it’s not their turn if you do that. (WhiteJesus)

oh, yeah I forgot to tell if you win duel at the arena, your God Power is chargeback full and get 1 free charge then of course 1 gold brick and gold coin too.

that why it is competitive at the arena!

then if you are lucky enough, referee adjusts a rule that the loser gets 3 golden brick but it uncommon. when it happens so get lost then ;)

*3 golden brick = 10.000. but it will be a free gift. lose is not that bad.

I only send my hero at the arena when he lacks gold and gets his poor healthy like red (under 30 hp) that the best way to send hero at the town with instant time haha… :D

*50 GP to send, is need a good reason to press it :3

#true hero dead count and resurrect
7
04:08 AM Was just about to finish off the Frankenfurter when I spotted Death lurking in the shadows, waiting to claim the beast. Looking back, it was probably a mistake to high-five him.

03:03 PM Umm, Soul Supreme? I think you put me back together with someone else’s parts. I’m sure I wasn’t this fat.

8
23:24 Determined not to give the satisfaction to the Were-Panther for killing me again, I killed myself before it could.

23:25 I must be a very good person, Most Righteous One. I keep getting reincarnated as me!

8.1
just like windows version haha… xD

phew ~ my hero near dead with 1 hp left cause trap way back home xD

10:04 Just felt a chill run down my spine. Either I’ve just walked over one of my old graves or my ice cream’s melted in my backpack again.

it just like Health 1 / 172 ahha.. xD

he survives, it counts as 0.1 then :3 lucky!

9
12:49 Great One, I thank you for resurrecting me and all. I owe you one. Unfortunately, I don’t have a One right now, so I’ll have to get back to you.

10
18:41 Decided to sell my life dearly. A golden brick seemed a fair price.

01:56 Excuse me, Great One, I appreciate that you heal and resurrect me and all, but next time can you not cleanse the alcohol from my body? I spent a lot of coins to get that drunk, and now I have to start over again!

11
23:31 Thought I’d take the doctor’s good advice of taking a period of alcohol detoxification in order to improve my life expectancy. So I let the Philosoraptor kill me.

07:37 I’m ALIVE! It’s a miracle!

11.1
Found out that toxic waste doesn’t give you superpowers.
Health 1 / 180 near dead xD haha…

12
02:09
Et tu, Beerserker? Then fall, Crisismana!

06:17
Great One, now that you resurrected me… am I a zombie? By the way, thanks for a hazardous minerals map!

13
14:04 Thought I could take the Biological Nightmare. Turned out I was wrong… dead wrong.

14:05 My Lord, I really look forward to meeting you in the afterlife, so why do you keep resurrecting me? Are you trying to tell me something?

14
10:53 I ran into a nearby cave just before the Battlesheep could finish me off. I thought I would be safe in the dark… Got eaten by a grue

11:52 Great One, next time you resurrect me, could you do something about my nose, and maybe take a little off the chin?

15
17:03 Successfully got away from the Tempered Glass Dragon. Wait, what is my body doing over there?

23:54 Just when I was about to give up, a huge hand grabbed me, shook me gently, tapped me several times on the chest, wounded me, compared me to Guilhem the Great, adjusted me, and set me on my feet. That was my weirdest resurrection yet!

#false count gold brick before 8.3%
cause late start to begin my countdown, the missing one before 8.3% will fill it with the joke I found in my hero diary

7.1%
11:32 Great One, I wanted to build you a temple of golden bricks, but the merchant said gold is better spent. So I bought this cool ‘censored’ bar instead.

7.2%
20:16 If I had a golden brick for every time a monster has attacked me, I’d have a temple built for you in every city in the world by now, Almighty.

7.3%
12:52 The Bricked Cucumbear perished, leaving me with a nice stone brick. A golden one would be much better, of course.

7.4%
Philosophically contemplating a lead brick, hoping it will turn into a gold one…

7.5%
09:57 Saw a hero dig a gold brick out of the ground, so I tried to do the same thing. Copied him precisely, but didn’t find anything even though I dug in the exact same place. Well, some heroes have all the luck.

7.6%
04:37 Looks like my invite to Godville has been used as it should be… Great One, please send me a girlfriend!

why do you think I have one to… :’(
(actually i do have one :D jokes on you!)

suddenly…

  • girlfriend rain begins

but they die once it touches the ground

7.7%
18:29 Found a strange machine with a coin slot. Inserted a coin and was rewarded with a cup of coffee. Must have drunk a dozen by now, but I’ll carry on playing as long as I keep winning.

7.8%
11:58 Dazzled the Peanut Butter Jellyfish with a shiny golden brick and quickly retreated.

7.9%
21:02 Dazzled the Onion Ringleader with a shiny golden brick and quickly retreated.

8.0%
21:01 My wallet suddenly inflated and started to vibrate, like it was going to erupt a golden brick. But then it went limp and wilted. I guess I didn’t have enough gold…

8.1%
08:53 PM Luck must be on my side! I found a coin underneath a weird shiny golden brick by the side of the road!

8.2%
06:20 PM Exchanged 147 gold coins for something golden, fulfilling, and starts with “b”. I hope the Almighty thinks I’m talking about bricks.

  • #this is the journey of “true count of the golden brick” begin.

keep scrolling down

8.3%
11:44 PM Broke the world record for most failed attempts to break a world record. Fixed it with duct tape.
My quest to break a world record and try to fix it was a triumph! I’m making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. Got a golden brick too.

8.4%
02:44 AM Notes from the arena: The Bible Sirs surrenders. Crisismana definitely fulfilled his god’s expectations today! The winner got richer by 556 coins and a golden brick.

8.5%
02:38 PM Scratched under my armor and found a case of hiccups, a rubber duck, and the kitchen sink. Wow, there was also a golden brick! Maybe I don’t need to fight anymore?

8.6%
02:49 PM Notes from the arena: Ooi is unconscious. Crisismana successfully fulfilled the goal of praising his deity! The winner receives a gold brick and 1988 gold coins.

8.7%
07:41 PM A hero’s work is never done, but my quest to find some midnight oil and burn it certainly is! This golden brick is a nice reward for such a thankless job.

8.8%
08:56 PM Notes from the arena: Ash-the-Great begs for mercy. Crisismana definitely fulfilled his god’s expectations today! The winner receives a gold brick and 2 gold coins.

8.9%
08:22 AM Scratched under my armor and found a buried hatchet, a schmartifact, and a mint-condition mint. Wow, there was also a golden brick! Maybe I don’t need to fight anymore?

9.0%
11:32 AM Oh, look at them, they’re so cute! Wait, that guy shouldn’t pet them… oh… that’s not so cute. I’m just going to leave now.
Finally completed my quest to take the hounds of war to the dog park. Got some experience and a golden brick after a long, draggy cutscene.

9.1%
10:02 AM My quest to figure out what the heck is going on was completed with excellence! Got a shiny golden brick and felt great about it.

9.2%
01:15 AM Notes from the battlefield: The Terminator T-34 was triumphantly defeated! I’ve gained more experience and looted some gold, but it’s time to return to my heroic deeds.

9.3%
06:35 AM As I delivered the final strike to Alpha Centaur, it yelled “Today is opposite day!”. I perished and the Alpha Centaur looted my corpse. Felt like I had been fooled.

9.4%
01:45 AM Hooray, I can finally get a new quest! That took forever…
Though I was hoping that succeeding in my quest to look for a new quest would win the respect and admiration of my peers, this golden brick will have to suffice.

9.5%
09:21 PM Scratched under my armor and found hatemail, some insufficient data, and an atomic bon-bon. Wow, there was also a golden brick! Maybe I don’t need to fight anymore?

9.6%
09:31 PM Notes from the arena: Cenarie is unconscious. Crisismana successfully fulfilled the goal of praising his deity! The winner got richer by 1141 coins and a golden brick.

9.7%
06:04 AM Witnessed a bloody fight between the blue people and the camo guys. Perhaps it’s best not to disturb them.
Hope that I won’t have to obtain unobtainium again. But the reward was good: an extra dose of experience and a shiny golden brick!

10.0%
02:47 PM Notes from the arena: Sunny Daze begs for mercy. Crisismana definitely fulfilled his god’s expectations today! The winner receives a gold brick and 1826 coins. Due to this fight’s special rule, the winner gets three golden bricks instead of one.

10.1%
07:09 PM I finally managed to finish in last place in a backwards marathon and received one of the shiniest, most resplendent gold bricks I’ve ever seen. I will place this one at the entrance to your temple, Mighty One.

10.2%
03:50 PM Watched on in awe as one by one, gold coins flew out of my pouch, turned liquid mid-air and coalesced into a golden brick. Maybe you should consider becoming a magician, my Lord.

10.3%
04:56 PM Scratched under my armor and found a synonym bun, an urban dictionary, and an inanimate carbon rod. Wow, there was also a golden brick! Maybe I don’t need to fight anymore?

10.4%
03:15 PM Found a pile of new artifacts still warm from materialization: a background music generator, a finite loop, and a mental block. Splendid, I’ll swap them for a drink tonight.

10.5%
03:22 PM Notes from the arena: Gokon surrenders. Crisismana definitely fulfilled his god’s expectations today! The winner got richer by 1233 coins and a golden brick.

10.6%
04:50 AM Wow, it’s perfect! I will definitely get a patent for this one!
Hope that I won’t have to build a better mouse trap again. But the reward was good: an extra dose of experience and a shiny golden brick!

10.7%
10:42 AM Scratched under my armor and found an overflowing cup of resentment, Blackbeard’s razor, and a strip of bacon. Wow, there was also a golden brick! Maybe I don’t need to fight anymore?

10.8%
10:52 AM Notes from the arena: Godushi is on his knees. Crisismana salutes to the heavens! Extra gold prize collected by the fans for the winner is 4261 coins. The winner receives a gold brick and 1801 gold coins. As a sign of heroic solidarity, the winner returned 339 coins to his rival for buying medicine.

10.9%
05:38 PM Found a pile of new artifacts still warm from materialization: a book of lulz, a text tile, and a Venn diaphragm. Splendid, I’ll swap them for a drink tonight.

11.0%
05:48 PM Notes from the arena: Mz Hyde is unconscious. Crisismana successfully fulfilled the goal of praising his deity! The winner receives a gold brick and 684 coins.

11.1%
11:18 PM Notes from the arena: Boljamajt is on his knees. Crisismana salutes to the heavens! The winner receives a gold brick and 274 gold coins.

11.2%
07:13 PM I’m finally done helping a pig rebuild its straw house. I ran away before another pig could ask me to help rebuilds its wooden house.
I’ve finally managed to help a pig rebuild its straw house. My titanic efforts were rewarded with a golden brick and some pocket change!

11.3%
being encourage by god 21:17 My bag suddenly caught on fire. I dropped it and quickly stomped out the flames. Nothing seems to be damaged, but I found a new golden brick!

11.4%
02:32 PM My quest to find a perfectly normal odd number has been completed! Received a pot of gold. Let’s go on a shopping spree!

11.5%
09:35 Scratched under my armor and found a ticket for ‘Godville the Musical’, a popped balloon, and a time frame. Wow, there was also a golden brick! Maybe I don’t need to fight anymore?

11.6%
09:47 Notes from the arena: Asga begs for mercy. Crisismana definitely fulfilled his god’s expectations today! The winner got richer by 345 gold coins and a golden brick.

11.7%
14:19 Scratched under my armor and found a painting of gods playing poker, a red stapler, and a dead pet rock. Wow, there was also a golden brick! Maybe I don’t need to fight anymore?

11.8%
22:28 I’m so glad that cat came back, I was being chased everywhere by these mice!
My quest to play with the mice while the cat is away was completed with excellence! Got a shiny golden brick and felt great about it.

11.9%
01:57 I can’t dig here! There’s a golden brick in the way. Oh well, I’ll simply take it.

12.0%
03:18 Notes from the arena: ShinnHan is unconscious. Crisismana successfully fulfilled the goal of praising his deity! The winner got richer by 278 gold coins and a golden brick.

12.1%
16:57 Somehow I’ve managed to outsource this quest to a certified professional. Found a chest full of money. Gonna drink heavily.

12.2%
20:57 Scratched under my armor and found a Swindler’s list, a soup basket, and an imaginary friend. Wow, there was also a golden brick! Maybe I don’t need to fight anymore?

12.3%
21:08 Notes from the arena: Andy The Mean Boy is on his knees. Crisismana salutes to the heavens! Extra gold prize collected by the fans for the winner is 4816 gold coins. The winner receives a gold brick and 2478 gold coins. As a sign of heroic solidarity, the winner returned 108 coins to his rival for buying medicine.

12.4%
21:17 My bag suddenly caught on fire. I dropped it and quickly stomped out the flames. Nothing seems to be damaged, but I found a new golden brick!

12.5%
09:56 I can’t dig here! There’s a golden brick in the way. Oh well, I’ll simply take it.

12.6%
11:26 Notes from the arena: Jaseoul is unconscious. Crisismana successfully fulfilled the goal of praising his deity! The winner got richer by 1321 coins and a golden brick.

12.7%
13:42 They told me that to tread water in a frozen lake would be a piece of cake. Well, I don’t see any cake, and I can’t eat this stupid golden brick either.

12.8%
16:56 I can’t dig here! There’s a golden brick in the way. Oh well, I’ll simply take it.

12.9%
21:26 Scratched under my armor and found a panic button, a sauce of all evil, and a deck of carbs. Wow, there was also a golden brick! Maybe I don’t need to fight anymore?

13.0%
21:41 Notes from the arena: Allayna is unconscious. Crisismana successfully fulfilled the goal of praising his deity! The winner got richer by 2167 coins and a golden brick.

13.1%
04:17 Notes from the arena: Ooi is unconscious. Crisismana successfully fulfilled the goal of praising his deity! The winner got richer by 2284 gold coins and a golden brick. As it was promised, the loser gets a great consolation prize – three gold bricks.

13.2%
15:38 Scratched under my armor and found a truth embellisher, a pot of petunias, and a plug and play liver transplant. Wow, there was also a golden brick! Maybe I don’t need to fight anymore?

13.3%
15:46 Notes from the arena: Jailer Smith surrenders. Crisismana definitely fulfilled his god’s expectations today! The winner got richer by 569 gold coins and a golden brick. The loser cadged 187 gold coins back.

13.4%
23:43 Scratched under my armor and found a sock of ages, an expired marriage license, and a catalog of minor indiscretions. Wow, there was also a golden brick! Maybe I don’t need to fight anymore?

13.5%
23:55 Notes from the arena: CheesyHobo is unconscious. Crisismana successfully fulfilled the goal of praising his deity! Extra gold prize collected by the fans for the winner is 5527 coins. The winner got richer by 2310 gold coins and a golden brick. As a sign of heroic solidarity, the winner returned 354 coins to his rival for buying medicine.

13.6%
00:22 Notes from the battlefield: The heroes brought together by the great random have defeated the Nimble Terracotta Worrier! Crisismana became the owner of 4662 coins, a golden brick, an unlucky charm and a philosopher’s stone.

13.7%
01:49 For a huge pile of gold coins I bought just one single golden brick. But it was worth every coin! I must say that this is the most perfect form for each and every lump of gold.

13.8%
13:06 Just as I was telling myself that my quest to fill in a black hole wouldn’t complete itself, it completed itself! Found myself with 2949 coins in my pockets.

13.9%
15:39 Searching through my pockets in my suddenly uncomfortable clothes, I discovered a fruit of labor, a random key, and a monster-slaying license under my armor. I have no idea how these things got there, but I’m sure they will come in handy.

14.0%
15:52 Notes from the arena: Geralt the WhiteWolf is unconscious. Crisismana successfully fulfilled the goal of praising his deity! The winner receives a gold brick and 762 gold coins.

14.1%
01:49 For a huge pile of gold coins I bought just one single golden brick. But it was worth every coin! I must say that this is the most perfect form for each and every lump of gold.

14.2%
06:47 F I stop myself from starting this quest then I never began this quest and thus cannot complete this quest making this quest wholly paradoxical and hurting my head. As such, I declare the completion of this quest by not completing this quest and thus am done with it.
I’ve finally managed to travel back in time to prevent myself from starting this quest. My titanic efforts were rewarded with a golden brick and some pocket change!

14.3%
19:38 Scratched under my armor and found black mail, a no-thank-you note, and a can of spinach. Wow, there was also a golden brick! Maybe I don’t need to fight anymore?

14.4%
19:56 Notes from the arena: Asga is on her knees. Crisismana salutes to the heavens! The winner receives a gold brick and 1396 coins.

14.5%
23:05 Oh no, my matches are all wet!
Finally completed my quest to cross the river and burn the bridge. Got some experience and a golden brick after a long, draggy cutscene.

14.6% and 14.7%
13:26 My plan of doing no work has finally paid off. There’s so much paperwork piled up waiting to be done that no one dares to fire me – no one will ever want my job.
I’ve finally managed to avoid doing any work. My titanic efforts were rewarded with a golden brick and some pocket change!

14.8% , 14.9% and 15.0%
16:54 Notes from the arena: Namarie begs for mercy. Crisismana definitely fulfilled his god’s expectations today! The winner got richer by 580 gold coins and a golden brick. Due to this fight’s special rule, the winner gets three golden bricks instead of one.

15.1%
00:32 Notes from the arena: Lenidas The Great is unconscious. Crisismana successfully fulfilled the goal of praising his deity! The winner got richer by 1464 gold coins and a golden brick.

15.2%
20:20 Notes from the arena: Cursed Angel Henry begs for mercy. Crisismana definitely fulfilled his god’s expectations today! The winner got richer by 1307 coins and a golden brick.

15.3%
00:55 Scratched under my armor and found a book of convincing alibis, a scroll of oxymoron resistance, and some pre-sealed envelopes. Wow, there was also a golden brick! Maybe I don’t need to fight anymore?

15.4%
01:04 Notes from the arena: Li-ith is unconscious. Crisismana successfully fulfilled the goal of praising his deity! Extra gold prize collected by the fans for the winner is 3072 gold coins. The winner got richer by 458 gold coins and a golden brick.

15.5%
07:40 Just heard a strange rustling coming from my knapsack and found a golden brick where a bold trophy used to be.

15.6%
16:08 I have no idea how completing my quest to discover what actually killed the cat got me quasidevil’s horns and a golden brick, but I’ll take it!

15.7%
22:23 Scratched under my armor and found a scroll of false identity, some unclaimed luggage, and some twenty-sided dice. Wow, there was also a golden brick! Maybe I don’t need to fight anymore?

15.8%
22:36 Notes from the arena: Isotopes is unconscious. Crisismana successfully fulfilled the goal of praising his deity! Extra gold prize collected by the fans for the winner is 4673 coins. The winner got richer by 1255 gold coins and a golden brick.

15.9%
01:49 For a huge pile of gold coins I bought just one single golden brick. But it was worth every coin! I must say that this is the most perfect form for each and every lump of gold.

16.1%
15:06 Scratched under my armor and found a hell pass, a breaking news repair kit, and an inflatable anchor. Wow, there was also a golden brick! Maybe I don’t need to fight anymore?

16.1%
15:15 Notes from the arena: Taysis begs for mercy. Crisismana definitely fulfilled his god’s expectations today! The winner got richer by 1150 coins and a golden brick. As a sign of heroic solidarity, the winner returned 347 gold coins to his rival for buying medicine.

16.2%
17:48 Notes from the battlefield: The heroes brought together by common destiny have defeated the Pickpocketing Hulking Squirmisher! Crisismana got 2358 coins, a golden brick, a devil’s handbasket, a “Temple & Garden” magazine and a last straw.

16.3%
21:49 For a huge pile of gold coins I bought just one single golden brick. But it was worth every coin! I must say that this is the most perfect form for each and every lump of gold.

16.4%
23:00 My quest to find out where lightning strikes twice was completed with excellence! Got a shiny golden brick and felt great about it.

16.5%
01:16 Notes from the arena: Gargarensix is unconscious. Crisismana successfully fulfilled the goal of praising his deity! The winner got richer by 512 coins and a golden brick.

16.6%
05:48 Notes from the battlefield: The heroes brought together by common destiny have defeated the Scurrying Alpacalypse! Crisismana became the owner of 5169 gold coins, a golden brick, a slice of heaven, a disharmonica and generic goodness in a bottle.

16.7%
10:49 For a huge pile of gold coins I bought just one single golden brick. But it was worth every coin! I must say that this is the most perfect form for each and every lump of gold.

16.8%
11:43 That hat was hard to reach, but I got it. Magic!
I’ve finally managed to pull a hat out of a rabbit. My titanic efforts were rewarded with a golden brick and some pocket change!

16.9%
18:41 Decided to sell my life dearly. A golden brick seemed a fair price.

17.0%
10:49 For a huge pile of gold coins I bought just one single golden brick. But it was worth every coin! I must say that this is the most perfect form for each and every lump of gold.

17.1%
11:04
Had a bite of something lying on the roadside… Didn’t taste very good.
Finally completed my quest to make another one bite the dust. Got some experience and a golden brick after a long, draggy cutscene.

17.2%
19:49 For a huge pile of gold coins I bought just one single golden brick. But it was worth every coin! I must say that this is the most perfect form for each and every lump of gold.

17.3%
01:01 My quest to go on a guilt trip was completed with excellence! Got a shiny golden brick and felt great about it.

17.4%
11:58 Notes from the arena: Bhedhaw is on his knees. Crisismana salutes to the heavens! The winner receives a gold brick and 494 coins.

17.5%
19:33 Somehow I’ve managed to measure the distance from heavens to murgatroid. Found a chest full of money. Gonna go and bust a move.

17.6%
03:20 Scratched under my armor and found a bowl of primordial stew, a mystery box, and an I.O.U. note. Wow, there was also a golden brick! Maybe I don’t need to fight anymore?

17.7%
11:56 Strange…The distance from here to there is equal to the distance from there to here. This world is so exciting!
Hope that I won’t have to measure the distance from here to there again. But the reward was good: an extra dose of experience and a shiny golden brick!

17.8
19:49 For a huge pile of gold coins I bought just one single golden brick. But it was worth every coin! I must say that this is the most perfect form for each and every lump of gold.

17.9
1:49 I can’t dig here! There’s a golden brick in the way. Oh well, I’ll simply take it.

18.0
06:55 So that’s the way the cookie crumbles!
My quest to observe the way a cookie crumbles was a complete success. Got a slightly scuffed golden brick as a reward. I think I’d rather use this brick in the back corner of my temple.

18.1
19:58 Weird. No matter how far I follow it, it never seems to get dark and go away. Guess it doesn’t sleep?
Hope that I won’t have to follow the sun to see where it sleeps at night again. But the reward was good: an extra dose of experience and a shiny golden brick!

18.2%
08:14 Scratched under my armor and found a skeleton key, a coil of platinum barbed wire, and some spare change. Wow, there was also a golden brick! Maybe I don’t need to fight anymore?

18.3%, 18.4% and *18.5%
08:28 Notes from the arena: Crisismana is unconscious. Bobhope successfully fulfilled the goal of praising his deity! The winner got richer by 2 coins and a golden brick. As it was promised, the loser gets a great consolation prize – three gold bricks.

18.6%
18:59 Notes from the battlefield: The heroes brought together by the great random have defeated the Pickpocketing Alpacalypse! Crisismana added 4282 gold coins, a golden brick, a hazardous minerals map and a monster repellent to his bag.

18.7%
20:49 For a huge pile of gold coins I bought just one single golden brick. But it was worth every coin! I must say that this is the most perfect form for each and every lump of gold.

18.8%
23:44 I successfully completed the quest to rescue the camel from the last straw. Looted treasure – check! Slain princess – check! Rescued dragon – check… Um… I think I made a mistake somewhere. I’d better get rid of the evidence…

18.9%
09:52 Notes from the arena: Blade Lord is unconscious. Crisismana successfully fulfilled the goal of praising his deity! Extra gold prize collected by the fans for the winner is 5822 coins. The winner receives a gold brick and 1032 coins.

19.0%
01:55 PM Put the cat in the bag, the bag in the box, and wrote Schrödinger’s address on it. Hope the cat gets there alive.
Just as I was telling myself that my quest to put the cat back into the bag wouldn’t complete itself, it completed itself! Found myself with 1764 coins in my pockets.

19.1%
06:41 Scratched under my armor and found a magical metal attractor, a swan’s song lyrics, and a customer disloyalty card. Wow, there was also a golden brick! Maybe I don’t need to fight anymore?

19.2%, 19.3%, & 19.4%
06:52 Notes from the arena: Hanasaki is on her knees. Crisismana salutes to the heavens! The winner got richer by 763 coins and a golden brick. Due to this fight’s special rule, the winner gets three golden bricks instead of one.

19.5%
11:50 Notes from the arena: Xll is on his knees. Crisismana salutes to the heavens! The winner receives a gold brick and 436 gold coins.

19.6%
08:33 Scratched under my armor and found a sack of golden fleas, Indra’s net, and a bottle of USB port. Wow, there was also a golden brick! Maybe I don’t need to fight anymore?

19.7%
14:46 Now that the grass on my side is greener, everyone is coming over to this side. Get off my land!
My quest to paint the grass on this side greener than the other side was completed with excellence! Got a shiny golden brick and felt great about it.

19.8%
18:11 Notes from the arena: Neo black is unconscious. Crisismana successfully fulfilled the goal of praising his deity! The winner got richer by 437 coins and a golden brick.

19.9%
20:49 For a huge pile of gold coins I bought just one single golden brick. But it was worth every coin! I must say that this is the most perfect form for each and every lump of gold.

20.0%
1:49 I can’t dig here! There’s a golden brick in the way. Oh well, I’ll simply take it.

20.1%
beating bricked monster

20.2%, 20.3%, & 20.4%
05:15 Notes from the arena: Direction surrenders. Crisismana definitely fulfilled his god’s expectations today! The winner receives a gold brick and 1196 gold coins. Due to this fight’s special rule, the winner gets three golden bricks instead of one.

20.5%
09:33 Notes from the arena: Euphorbius surrenders. Crisismana definitely fulfilled his god’s expectations today! The winner receives a gold brick and 2 gold coins.

20.6%
13:43 Notes from the arena: Jetfire begs for mercy. Crisismana definitely fulfilled his god’s expectations today! The winner receives a gold brick and 1020 coins.

20.7%
15:20
Notes from the battlefield: The heroes brought together by common destiny have defeated the Skilled Giga Byter! Crisismana became the owner of 4082 coins, horn of the Giga Byter, a golden brick, some eye candy, a license to drill, a zombie survival kit, a piece of duct tape, a closed mind and a diamond in the rough.

20.8% 20.9%, & 21.0%
15:20
Following a sudden urge, I peeked into my knapsack and found three bold trophies missing, but fortunately discovered three golden bricks in their place. That’s what I call a true miracle!

21.1%
03:51 Hung out for a while and almost fell off the edge of the garden’s wall! I’d better hang on.
I finally managed to hang out for a while in the Hanging Gardens and received one of the shiniest, most resplendent gold bricks I’ve ever seen. I will place this one at the entrance to your temple, Mighty One.

21.2%
10:44 Notes from the arena: Johnbon is unconscious. Crisismana successfully fulfilled the goal of praising his deity! The winner receives a gold brick and 2 gold coins.

21.3%
16:20 Notes from the arena: Erika Lynn is unconscious. Crisismana successfully fulfilled the goal of praising his deity! The winner receives a gold brick and 3157 gold coins. As it was promised, the loser gets a great consolation prize – three gold bricks. The loser cadged 119 coins back.

21.4%
17:33 A hero’s work is never done, but my quest to find out where the light goes when you turn on the dark certainly is! This golden brick is a nice reward for such a thankless job.

21.5%
20:02 Notes from the battlefield: The heroes brought together by common destiny have defeated the Skilled Moleosaurus! Crisismana added 3276 coins, a golden brick, a pearl of wisdom, nine pieces of eight, a gordian knot, a window to the soul, an empty cookie jar and a captain’s log to his bag.

21.6%
20:33 Fed a large pile of coins into a vending machine. Hey! I wanted beer! How am I going to drink this golden brick?

21.7%
09:11 The first cow I traded ate my whole stock of magic beans. I’d better get as far away from it as possible before nature takes its course.
They told me that to start a magic-beans-for-livestock exchange program would be a piece of cake. Well, I don’t see any cake, and I can’t eat this stupid golden brick either.

21.8%
19:07 Scratched under my armor and found the center of a donut, a waterlemon, and a picture of a picture. Wow, there was also a golden brick! Maybe I don’t need to fight anymore?

21.9%
19:15 Notes from the arena: PantyThief begs for mercy. Crisismana definitely fulfilled his god’s expectations today! The winner receives a gold brick and 1059 coins. As a sign of heroic solidarity, the winner returned 113 gold coins to his rival for buying medicine.

22.0%
23:55 Notes from the arena: Pardillo is on his knees. Crisismana salutes to the heavens! The winner got richer by 997 coins and a golden brick.

22.1%
01:47 Do you see how much effort that was? This is why I usually leave it for someone else!
My quest to clean up the mess made during the previous quest was completed with excellence! Got a shiny golden brick and felt great about it.

22.2%
03:57 I’ve become slightly more awesome but I’m not sure how I can prove it to others.
I’ve finally managed to become slightly more awesome. My titanic efforts were rewarded with a golden brick and some pocket change!

22.3%
20:33 Fed a large pile of coins into a vending machine. Hey! I wanted beer! How am I going to drink this golden brick?

22.4
15:28
Scratched under my armor and found a lucky seahorse shoe, a bottle with a ghost ship, and a sprig of unlucky heather. Wow, there was also a golden brick! Maybe I don’t need to fight anymore?

22.5
19:49 For a huge pile of gold coins I bought just one single golden brick. But it was worth every coin! I must say that this is the most perfect form for each and every lump of gold.

22.6%
02:43 Dazzled the Double Dragon with a shiny golden brick and quickly retreated.

22.7%
03:04 Notes from the arena: Hendiadyioin is unconscious. Crisismana successfully fulfilled the goal of praising his deity! The winner got richer by 1603 gold coins and a golden brick.

22.8%
16:49 I can’t dig here! There’s a golden brick in the way. Oh well, I’ll simply take it.

22.9%
23:37 Scratched under my armor and found a soft center, a glass eye, and a counterfeit Godville invite. Wow, there was also a golden brick! Maybe I don’t need to fight anymore?

23.0%
23:47 Notes from the arena: The Willow Whisp is on his knees. Crisismana salutes to the heavens! Extra gold prize collected by the fans for the winner is 4530 coins. The winner receives a gold brick and 2678 coins.

23.1%
23:57 My pocket ripped under the weight of all my gold, and I squirmed uncontrollably as a torrent of freezing coins ran down my leg. When they finally stopped I couldn’t find them anywhere, but there was a shiny gold brick in my sock!

23.2%
16:49 I can’t dig here! There’s a golden brick in the way. Oh well, I’ll simply take it.

23.3%
23:37 Scratched under my armor and found a soft center, a glass eye, and a counterfeit Godville invite. Wow, there was also a golden brick! Maybe I don’t need to fight anymore?

23.4%
12:12
Notes from the arena: Eratow is unconscious. Crisismana successfully fulfilled the goal of praising his deity! The winner receives a gold brick and 977 coins.

23.5
19:49 For a huge pile of gold coins I bought just one single golden brick. But it was worth every coin! I must say that this is the most perfect form for each and every lump of gold.

23.6%
01:14
Scratched under my armor and found some unlucky rabbit’s foot, a broken “Out of order” sign, and an insufficient fund. Wow, there was also a golden brick! Maybe I don’t need to fight anymore?

23.7%
01:23
Notes from the arena: Eratow is unconscious. Crisismana successfully fulfilled the goal of praising his deity! The winner receives a gold brick and 5871 coins.

23.8
19:49 For a huge pile of gold coins I bought just one single golden brick. But it was worth every coin! I must say that this is the most perfect form for each and every lump of gold.

23.9%
19:54 All counted just in the nick of time!
A hero’s work is never done, but my quest to count the grains of sand in an hourglass certainly is! This golden brick is a nice reward for such a thankless job.

24.8%
05:21 PM Notes from the arena: Bounti is unconscious. Crisismana successfully fulfilled the goal of praising his deity! The winner receives a gold brick and 2 coins.

meanwhile…
03:52 I had to use my outdated diary pages to start a campfire again. It’s unfortunate that this forest chronicles don’t have twigs for kindling.

and my hero do it again… :@ oh well :’(

  • I amaze how you scrolled down that fast
    cause you reach this far don’t forget to rate this chronicles, it will help encourage me :)) cheers everyone.~

there is a rate that accurate enough to be huge encourage ! 5 stars!

PS: anyone who wants discusses something or sparring with my hero just press add button *actually you need type my name to invite me or just press the add button.

PSs: let’s start your own chronicles too, and just be your self * cheers! :D

VoG
Dig underground boss lair I will lead you the path! God has been given great strength upon your shovel!

There is X mark below your feet! it is a sign of treasure chest. Dig there now!

Defend! blind him with the reflection of your shield!

Pray! You were the chosen one! You were to bring balance to the Force, not leave it in darkness!

Get some clay, bake a pile of bricks, built a wayside shrine and offer me a quick pray mortal being!

Sacrifice! Now that’s the intuition of a true hero!