22:07 Met Puffy the Slayer resting by the wayside and borrowed her diary to read. The writing is so similar… We’re obviously soulmates.
20:56 Donated 2007 gold coins to priests in your name, Great One. I always wondered: do your priests have to work as hard as I do? How can I get a cushy job like that?
15:50 Found a wishing well and tossed in 1240 coins to make a wish. Now I wish I hadn’t.
10:32 Paid a guru 1131 gold coins to help me overcome my compulsive urge to waste money.
15:42 Just realized that Puffy the Slayer worships a different god. Great One, can we still be friends? Please?
20:40 Accidentally set The Whinery on fire. Paid 654 gold coins in compensation.
12:11 Thinking of my retirement, I was very frugal all day. Being so proud of myself, I celebrated by buying everyone drinks for 1775 gold coins.
10:23 Felt a burning desire to examine the improbability drive. Sadly, a notarized death certificate was inside. Strange, I don’t recall that particular death, but it’s simply impossible to appeal a notarized certificate.
22:35 Went with my Spot on pet fights for beginners. He valiantly defeated and marked the opponent, earning us 503 gold coins of cookie money. Good job, Spot!
16:32 Found Spot sleeping at the temple construction site with a pile of 3292 coins lying next to him. Seems he was doing some preaching in your honor, Almighty.
19:15 What a surprise! Puffy the Slayer stopped by to visit me. We chatted over a few drinks of living water.
18:36 Found 3796 gold coins in the swear jar inside the temple. I knew it was a good idea to design it with all those camouflaged shin-high pews.
04:54 That was a tough fight, but I finally overpowered my enemy and stabbed him repeatedly to make sure he was dead. Then I left this little note in his diary to commemorate our epic battle. Sincerely, LANlord.
11:07 Suddenly had a burning desire to open up the continuum transfunctioner. As I raised the intricately marked lid, memories started flooding back and I remembered a death I had suppressed. Darn!
10:39 Suddenly felt the urge to disassemble the mystery box in the hopes of finding something useful inside. Bad idea — right in the middle of the process a spiteful gremlin jumped out of it, grabbed 1546 gold coins from my pocket and ran away.
23:18 Suddenly felt a strong urge to open the dimensional destabilizer. I shouldn’t have — there was a note inside saying that the last few percentage points of my experience level were achieved by dishonest means and would be confiscated until further notice.
23:59 Spent 13623 coins while celebrating the Godville’s nine year anniversary. Got a log for the ark in exchange.
17:59 Couldn’t find the one-of-a-kind item and mosquito attractant spray in my inventory, but found 10289 coins instead. Bingo!
02:20 Threw my frozen can of antifreeze up into the sky as a present for you, Luminous One. Then watched it come crashing down to earth to smash into a thousand pieces. But it came from the heart!
20:04 Watched a hero getting an item for free by saying that the price was so high it was insulting. Used the same logic while selling a compact discus, saying his offer was too high. He was confused, but eventually took it for free.
08:29 PM I wish I could write as mysteriously as a cat.
08:37 PM Spending 52556 coins in a tavern takes time. Managed to get drunk, have a nap and learn about an interesting place nearby.