I know these are probably not interesting to many of you, but they make me laugh and reminisce when I read them. They remind me why I love GV so much.
1.4.24
I had a strange dream — a zombie wanted to eat my brains. It lumbered over, knocked on my head a few times, then mumbled something in disappointment and walked away. Weird. 😂😂😂
Most money I’ve held:
10.25.23—-191,523
Largest squander: 10.25.23
01:35
Thinking of my retirement, I was very frugal all day. Being so proud of myself, I celebrated by buying everyone drinks for 87875 coins.
AND 4 minutes later:
01:39
Gave 32165 coins to the local bums. They promised to get drunk in honor of my Lady…
Total: 120,040
Pack pet! YESSS!
Stitch
Species stag of holding
Level 1
Age 2 hours
10.12.23
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My very first boss!
IT’S ALIVE! 6.5.23
Boss Oddzilla with 323% of power
4.19.23
06:45 PM Found someone who allowed me to join “Guild Name”. Hi, fellows!
06/11/2020
05:04 PM I showed up late to the “Monster Mash” members’ meeting, again. Everyone was passed out drunk, again. I’m starting to think “Monster Mash” is nothing more than a private drinking club.
Well… I’m not going to win bingo with 32 Tribbles in my inventory. 😂
Ready for extraction from the hero’s inventory: ticket to paradise, slice of heaven, parallel universe navigator, portable photon generator, adhesive healing strip, can of ambrosia, hungry tribble, hungry tribble, hungry tribble, hungry tribble, hungry tribble, hungry tribble, hungry tribble, hungry tribble, hungry tribble, hungry tribble, hungry tribble, hungry tribble, hungry tribble, hungry tribble, hungry tribble, hungry tribble, hungry tribble, hungry tribble, hungry tribble, hungry tribble, hungry tribble, hungry tribble, hungry tribble, hungry tribble, hungry tribble, hungry tribble, hungry tribble, hungry tribble, hungry tribble, pet rock, hungry tribble, hungry tribble, cyclops eye drop.
11:44 AM The tribe of tribbles reached its critical mass and loudly transformed into some creepy thing that immediately ran off. Found 17574 gold coins in my inventory.
Well… at least they paid off.
01:10 PM “The Diary of Attila the Hunny” sounds lame. Maybe I should call it “The Epic Chronicles of Attila the Hunny?”
09:55 PM The Astronautilus. The loot. The trophy. What else will these hungry tribbles eat today?
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HA! The snowman CAN move!
01:57 AM Attila the Hunny teased her opponent and Snowman executed a perfect roundhouse kick to his own face.
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02:34 AM I’m currently dead, Nibbler. There is left over pizza for your lunch. Love, Attila the Hunny.
06:07 AM To celebrate my 1000th visit to the tavern, I received free drinks on the house! I’d better save these 1725 gold coins for another time.
11:20 PM When I sprinted out of the shop, the shopkeeper asked me where the fire was. Told him there was no fire, especially not in the back room.
06:12 PM Got into a fight with my reflection at the bar and had to pay 120 gold coins for repairs. So unfair! My reflection didn’t have to pay a thing and she started it.
One of my own approved submissions!
04:41 AM Shadowy representatives of the mole council demanded I go on a quest to put the alphabet in chronological order to atone for my heinous crimes against molekind. They look like they mean business so I’d better do it.
07:14 AM A mad scientist tried cross-breeding a gopher with a woodchuck. The resulting creature chucked a log of gopher wood into my temple before running off.
11:51 PM Complained to the doctor that I keep experiencing sharp pain in my left eye whenever I drink pina coladas. After asking me to demonstrate, he firmly advised me to take out the straw first if I am to chug it straight from the glass.
12:30 PM Real heroines don’t cry. They merely perspire through their eyes.
11:37 PM I was going to go out drinking, but Felix beat me to it. He stole 10830 gold coins from my purse and is now buying everyone a round of drinks in a pet bar called “The Doghouse”.
03:02 PM Woke up today, only to discover that I’m still incredibly fabulous.
08:16 AM Lost 458 coins playing strip poker. It would have been more, but the other players paid me to keep my clothes on.
11:04 PM Eat your heart out, Fred Astaire!
Hope that I won’t have to complete the previous quest backwards and in high heels again. But the reward was good: an extra dose of experience and a shiny golden brick!
12:28 AM I’ve been thinking, Exalted One. Is ‘Captain Caaaaavemaaaan!’ really such a good battle cry? Will it strike fear into the hearts of my enemies and comfort me on cold, lonely nights?
12:32 AM I take life with a grain of salt… a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.
08:27 After selling off my loot I shouted “Captain Caaaaavemaaaan!” and heroically marched towards the local tavern.
02:11 PM It’s about time, I’m so sick of these damn snakes on this damn plane.
I’ve finally managed to get the snakes off the plane. My titanic efforts were rewarded with a golden brick and some pocket change!
09:34 AM I’ve become slightly more awesome but I’m not sure how I can prove it to others.
My quest to become slightly more awesome was a triumph! I’m making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. Got a golden brick too.
09:58 AM An epic journey of a thousand milestones begins with a drunken dare to rid Godville of all the unnecessary drama.
12:22 AM Notes from the arena: Meagan the Jackass is on her knees. Attila the Hunny salutes to the heavens! The winner got richer by 552 coins and a golden brick.
12:47 AM So it wasn’t very easy to find that apple tree, and the thing was infested with snakes, but I finally got them all switched. My Lady, I know I did a good job, because as I was leaving I overheard somebody say, “Now, that’s a really nice pear!”
They told me that to replace Adam’s apple with a pear would be a piece of cake. Well, I don’t see any cake, and I can’t eat this stupid golden brick either.
11:43 PM It’s been a full day and my Lady still hasn’t brought me back. I have one word for this occasion: BRAAAAIIINS…
06:18 PM I keep getting the feeling that I’m an 8-bit heroine in a 16-bit world.