Heroine

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Andilion

level 87

Caveat Emptor

Age 12 years 11 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 304 thousand
Death Count 177
Wins / Losses 63 / 51
Temple Completed at 11/12/2012
Ark Completed at 04/14/2018 (152.5%)
Twos of Every Kind 125m, 122f (12.2%)
Savings 7M, 910k (26.4%)
Pet Hyper lynx Null 19th level

Equipment

Weapon axe of valor +97
Shield guild crest +96
Head deja view glasses +96
Body Lucifur coat +96
Arms duel-purpose gloves +96
Legs animated shorts +97
Talisman crystal heart +96

Skills

  • palm of the panda level 89
  • bad breath level 85
  • cobweb gulp level 84
  • inept singing level 84
  • backyard portal level 67
  • elbow bite level 63
  • pathological honesty level 58
  • self-propelled feet level 56
  • selfish interest level 55
  • glance of Kaa level 52

Pantheons

Might9692
Templehood3520
Gladiatorship9161

Achievements

  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Careerist, 1st rank
  • Favorite, 1st rank
  • Martyr, 1st rank
  • Renegade, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Animalist, 3rd rank
  • Hunter, 3rd rank
  • Moneybag, 3rd rank
  • Savior, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

One day I was walking down the road when suddenly lighting struck me. That was how I met My Goddess. At first I was very angry, but when I calmed down I understood. She hadn’t been aiming for me, she had been aiming for my sister. As we were twins this happened often. I didn’t blame her, my sister needed lighting bolts thrown at her. She is pure evil, the kind that likes to throw cute kittens dipped in peanut butter to rabid wolves. It didn’t kill her, this wasn’t her first bolt. She just screamed OMG, then ran away. Left me smoking on the ground, just ran, and what the hell does OMG even mean? As you might have guessed I chose to serve My Goddess.

First thing she had me do was go to the captial and begin my training. She talks of a grand temple I must build. Not to sure what she wants, but it can’t be that hard. At the fifth level I was able to heal in the name of My Lady, and I really began to train. Soon I got to fight in The Arena, I loved it. People screaming my name, shouting they love me, and giving their gold in the name of My Lady. I even learned a new skill. Palm of the panda is a great way to show my devotion to My Leige. She says it is a fine skill, but that there are better ones.

Still this was not enough to please My Goddess, she wanted me to get a pet. She got angry I took so long to find one I liked. She even sent me a round of boils. Such love. I finally found a wet beraggled little puppy, named him Timon. I knew with a little training he would be the best sun dog a girl could ask for. Finally My Lady was pleased. Timon and I trained together, but most importantly we fought as a team. How I loved that scrappy little puppy, and how he loved to fight.

Soon My Goddess was telling me settle down a little, start my own guild. I had spent to much time on guild hopping. As I was currently trying to be the 287th member of my fourth guild I couldn’t help but want to try this new guild. Maybe it would be home. My Lady demands I start the guild of her choice, but I refuse to. She says we will be helping the people, teaching them the way to enlightenment. While only asking they share their gold in return. I refused as long as I could but lighting bolts really do hurt. She said we are just heroes who want to help, so she named us the Helpful Heroes. Can’t wait till we starting making money.

My sweet Timon has passed. I mourn so deeply my heart feels like lead in my chest. I will never get another pet, it would be cheating on Timon’s memory. I shall focus on the guild for awhile. Maybe time will heal my wounds. Days have barely passed, but My Goddess swears a new pet will help. I just don’t want one yet, I still mourn. My Lady says she loves me and only wants what is best for me. As I am now covered in boils I thinks she sure has a funny way of showing it. I shall get a new pet as soon as I can walk again. This time I’m not so picky. Seeing as how they to will leave me, what is the point? I took the first thing I saw, a firefox, named him Baloo. For now he will do nicely.

After barely a month I have lost another pet. This time I’m not to upset. Life has it’s rough parts, but as long as I do my best I seem to do alright. I did learn something though, Baloo, sweet as he was, was bad in a fight. This time I shall be more picky. After great debate I have chosen a bowolf. He seems to be a good pet. I shall name him Felix. Maybe this name shall help him survive the perils of the job. So far he seems to be settling in. He most certianly is a lot better than Baloo, I even kinda like him. He can fight. I really like that in a pet.

Now my Goddess tells me the temple she spoke of when we first met must be made of gold. She must be crazy. Does she even know how hard it is to find a gold brick? How will I ever complete this task? I shall just forge on, and do what must be done. Better watch out monsters here I come looking for gold. This task shall take a long time, and I do like gold. I think I might enjoy this.