17:01 The Chronicle of Endsaway, the Legendary, champion of the mighty Catmando.
In his noble quests, aided is he by Timon “Grand”, a mighty stripeless zebra. His connection to guild “Romulus and Remus” remains a mystery, for he speaks not of such matters. His “bloody itch” — a skill so bizarre, even the wisest scratch their venerable heads. For reasons unknown to mortal minds, his pouch perpetually contains a hungry tribble. Long has he attempted to banish the night and call it a day, yet success remains elusive. Let us pause our telling here, lest we leave no tales for the morrow.
16:16 The Saga of Endsaway, the Wanderer, whose prayers Catmando answers with thunder and glory.
When the guild of “Romulus and Remus” meets in secret, they leave an empty chair for him — though whether from respect or fear, none dare say. From the ancient bloodline of stripeless zebras comes Timon “Oldie”, now bound in service most peculiar. Seven towns quarrel to claim him as their own, but Last Resort speaks true. His signature art — “somersault squatting” executed with crossed eyes. So it is told, so it is sung, so it shall be remembered.
07:21 Hark! The Deeds of Endsaway, the Righteous, whose destiny is intertwined with divine plan.
At his beck and call stands a mighty host of great warriors, bearing the name “Romulus and Remus”. For reasons unknown to mortal minds, his pouch perpetually contains an emotional rollercoaster ticket. At his beck and call is Timon “Oldie”, a stripeless zebra of rarest breeding. Not a tavern in Next Station hath escaped his patronage. Lo, his most glorious feat — “thumb blowing” performed through rings of flame. Let us pause our telling here, lest we leave no tales for the morrow.
05:57 The Epic Tale of Endsaway, the Renowned, chosen one of Catmando the Eternal.
In Last Resort, every hound knoweth his name. A collector of curiosities most peculiar: both chicken magnet and minced word. They say he once performed “bloody itch” backwards, upside down, and during teatime. Frequently observed inciting monsters against his foes, yet maintains high regard among surviving friends. The swift hyper lynx that bounds in his wake is none other than Pilot “Harsh”, a monster turned friend. Worlds he could save, yet chooses not to, but make a tavern hero-proof. Thus concludes another scroll in the Great Archive of Godville.