September 11, 2021.
02:17 Today is my birthday, Luminous One! I’m ready to accept congratulations.
I waited 2 years to write my own chronicle. I hum ‘happy birthday’ as I walk along the dirty road, occasionally stopping to slay monsters that dare cross my paths. Then I thought to myself, maybe this would be the right time to document my journey in the never-ending milestones of Godville!
September 25, 2021.
05:40 Not a single public washroom in this forest. Could you make a trader’s tent fall from the sky soon, Soul Supreme?
Now that I’m older, I become more aware of personal hygiene. It should be because I’m an obedient hero, so I fulfill my own motto; “i need a shower today.”
October 22, 2021.
10:47 There are heroes and superheroes. And then there’s me!
I’ve become more accepting of the fact that I may not be a hero. I can live with that. What I can’t live with, however, is knowing that my Lord probably finds the fun in playing with me.
October 29, 2021.
16:36 Was about to commission a local artist to create a marble statue of me for my guild hall. I’m glad I decided against it and put those 21972 gold coins into savings… Word is that he’s just another chiseler.
By far, this is the most gold coins I put aside for my retirement. It’s more than just “a lot”, considering how I am more keen to wasting spending it on beer and party new equipments.
November 6, 2021.
23:39 Easily managed to look for love in all the wrong places and got a bunch of wilted flowers as a reward. Hooray! The mini-quest has been completed!
23:40 Good heavens, the task to look for love in all the wrong places wasn’t the last task of the quest! Now I have to flirt with disaster.
23:42 It turned out that to flirt with disaster wasn’t the last task of the quest! Now I have to demand a refund for a broken heart. Moving forward.
My Lord, why do I have to complete all these mini-quests on top of main quests? Most importantly, why do You keep giving me all these quests to complete as if my job to smite evil is not difficult already? If You are as Mighty as you tell me, why don’t You do it yourself? Is it because You’re actually a human who plays a Zero Player Game? Why am I asking all these questions?
November 24, 2021.
21:40 A log! A thousandth log! I’m even ready for a flood now. Not that I’m asking for it, Almighty.