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Smoke Dawg

level 23

® Smoke 2 Joints ©

Age 9 years 10 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 8 thousand
Death Count 12
Wins / Losses 36 / 9
Bricks for Temple 9.2%
Pet Dust bunny Woody 6th level

Equipment

Weapon axe of headbanging +23
Shield lego shield +22
Head subnet mask +21
Body anti-radiation suit +20
Arms runic bracers +20
Legs trousers of impudence +20
Talisman whiskered matryoshka +21

Skills

  • seasickness level 11
  • forced generosity level 6
  • intimate tickling level 6

Pantheons

Gladiatorship7395

Achievements

  • Honored Renegade
  • Builder, 3rd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Champion, 3rd rank
  • Favorite, 3rd rank
  • Invincible, 3rd rank
  • Martyr, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

Allow me to introduce myself. I am Smoke Dawg the Hero of the Hardesr Working god in Showbiz, Cardinal Cannabis. The cardinal puts together our Guilds Wiki page including the numerous updates. Within 5 hours of joining all members are added to our Wiki Page. Why is that important? Because we must FIGHT CENSORSHIP! Godville will NOT allow Ganja Smokers Local 420 to advertise for new members on the Guild Forum. Well, up until THIS point. We are going to try again with GS Local 420. But UNTIL that happens these fine guild members are the BRAVE PIONEERS, learning only by word of mouth and a strong desire to stand up for a plant that stands up for us, through wind and rain and summer drought. It has brought us our medicine and allowed us to communicate AND commune with our gods and yes, it has even supplied us with an alternative to alcohol, spiritual instead of Spirits if you will…

So, FEEL FREE to enter

join “Ganja Smokers Local 420” guild OR Join “Ganja Smokers Local 420”, my champion OR enroll “Ganja Smokers Local 420” guild

Watch your quest progression meter, if you are 7/8 through a quest wait until you are finished.

You will find the best luck when outside of town and NOT fighting.

Now, something recently came up and I was asked to address it. It regards THIS:

01:45 Showed the doctor my “Ganja Smokers Local 420” membership card and got a handful of pills for just 78 coins.

If the Ganja Smokers Local 420 believe is NATURAL, HOLISTIC methods WHY are we peddling pills?

Well, the Hero in question, had a SEVERE SORE (Strep) THROAT and was unable to smoke his medicine. The “HANDFUL” as they describe it was actually 387 MARINOL Pills worth $385 Gold Coins at ANY Pharmacy not associated with GS420!

I hope that clears it up. He could have requested Tinctures, Edibles etc but this particular Hero chose the THC in Marinol!

Next Time: Stop Censorship or Censorship Stopped!

11:36 Notes from the battlefield: Bruce-Bruce and Smoke Dawg met in a field and began to argue about whose god was cooler. It soon escalated into a fight.

11:56 Notes from the battlefield: Bruce-Bruce is defeated. Smoke Dawg added 1041 gold coins to his treasury. Smoke Dawg now has an essence of health, Bruce-Bruce’s ear and a golden brick for the temple at his disposal.

I guess that proves WHOSE God is cooler!!!!