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Zabastamus- 12

level 39

you need to give me becky

Age 10 years 8 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 33 thousand
Death Count 57
Wins / Losses 26 / 37
Bricks for Temple 46.4%
Pet Ninja tortoise Scratchy

Equipment

Weapon rain bow +45
Shield blue screen of death +47
Head ice pack +48
Body pig wings +45
Arms Icarus wings +46
Legs boots of all evil +47
Talisman dice of doom +48

Skills

  • strike of the rabbit level 18
  • palm of the panda level 17
  • cobweb gulp level 14
  • contagious yawning level 14
  • spontaneous combustion level 12
  • iron vortex level 12
  • beer belly level 9
  • pseudopod attack level 7
  • winged swing level 5

Pantheons

Hero has yet to take places in pantheons.

Achievements

  • Renegade, 1st rank
  • Builder, 2nd rank
  • Favorite, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Champion, 3rd rank
  • Hunter, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

as Vossas kotas são putas. Viva o santo Antonio. Passos Coelho é imaginação do Pena da PSI

07:55 a.m. A special edition of the Godville Times landed on my doorstep with the headline, “Maybe we are all just an ilusion.” In related news, my doorstep appeared out of nowhere.

07:05 p.m. What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? If that is the case, I definitely paid too much for my weapon.

“It’s a dream… It’s all just a dream…”

04:05 p.m. No, Exalted One, YOU’RE having an imaginary argument!

11:25 p.m. Sometimes I question my sanity. Occasionally, it replies.

12:49 a.m. A sudden gust of wind brought some words: “Dementia never sounded so sweet..”

12:49 a.m. Found a granite monument with the inscription “Nothing is written in stone.” Weird.

(02:23 a.m. Rubbed some dirt into the Nuclear-Powered Plant’s wounds. Now I’m waiting for it to die of an infection.)

(06:59 p.m. Are you there, Great One? It’s me, Zabastamus-. I was just wondering if you could make something new happen. I’m bored.)

(09:03 p.m. Outside of a Nine Inch Snail, a diary is a hero’s best friend. Inside of a Nine Inch Snail, it’s too dark to read.) Powered by:

The Mask +32 Yeti slippers +33 Emperor’s new clothes +38 Demon’s heart +44