5/21/2013 BOY! Goddesses these days are so spoiled and entitled! All that work for a PERFECT temple but now she has me working so hard I think I might actually have been sober for longer than since I was born! GODDESS!!!!!!
4/25/2013 After 20 months and many adventures it is time to enter a new phase of life. I have only to acquire 4 more bricks which I will place at the four corners of my TEMPLE! I will admit I am a bit nervous but will face this change with optimism and will valiently work to promote my guild KWSN while working towards retirement and I solemnly swear to faithfully execute my duties as a proud temple owner.
3/22/2013 Please ignore my spiteful and spoiled heroes ramblings and acts of rebellion. I am afraid I have been a bit lax in my Goddess duties of late and my hero unfortunately milked that for all it was worth. I have SO mIssed the KWSN Gods and Goddesses and vow to keep up with my mission to complete my temple and be taken off the “Whatever Happened To” list. (I’m MORTIFIED!) But I will earn my esteemed place back with good deeds.
My lovely little Nuenen has grown up and taken charge! I am so proud.
NI!
(last edited 3/6/2013) Hero Madoc has made the entry and placed it at the beginning of the chronicles (lest you be confused. ..oh Tra la la la la!)
Greetings !
Carpe Diem!!!!
[NOTE: I am so upset that my Goddess has been so mean to me in this missive (see following) that I have decided to wander from guild to guild (eventually to OF COURSE return to KWSN). Because..
NOTHING upsets her more than not being able to share my work, my blood sweat and tears (but especially.my victories!) with her friends who also lounge on comfortable clouds and eat like….
Ok FINE! !!!!!!!! YES Camelon IS my goddess but the more I wander the more she ignores me. I wonder how you stop a vicious cycle like that?]
A point to ponder: Some people build their own graves when they’re talking while the roughest warriors seem to speak little. Tis true!
OR
It is better to be thought a fool and be silent than to open your mouth and make everyone sure of it!Now a few words about my Goddess!
We learn by example and even though I don’t agree with or understand her reasons many times, I always do what my Goddess tells me to do….except when I don’t. I have ADHD you know. I need to buy eggs & milk too! Oh yeah and if I’ve been in the tavern I tend to pass out or be a bit difficult.. but otherwise I’m loyal to my faults.. Uh, I mean to a fault. She is so loyal to her guild and I wish to make her proud of me!
My Goddess is the beautiful Camelon, a proud level 42 hierarch in the KWSN Guild. ( The White Duchess )
Camelon is the “mother” of her guild, or the “Wendy” to her lost boys if you will. She leads by example of how to show complete loyalty and gratitude to one’s guild by her consistency in stating Ni!, showing encouragement to me in all towns which makes me want to witness for the guild. But her loyalty was the most clear when she never allowed me to stray from the guild even though I tried so many times. She dragged me back so many times I finally quit trying! Named for the Scottish town of her origins, her mission is to prove that it is possible to be kind, righteous, virtuous & good and still be a powerful gladiator…shy by nature she is often underestimated by her arena opponent allowing her (some say) to “bewitch” them just long enough to make a deadly kill.
She became so irritated with me one time that she made me a plaque.& this us what it states :
_ To begin with this explains why our heroes are such meandering idiots:Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; Why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn’t always fair; and, Maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies, like don’t spend more than you can earn, and adults not children, are in charge. His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned, but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun block or an aspirin to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn’t defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death, by his parents, Truth and Trust, by his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, I Want It Now, Someone Else Is To Blame and I’m A Victim. Not many people showed up for the funeral because not very many people knew he was gone..(end).
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