somewhere in the beginning
02:28 AM Saw a dead person being buried. Wondered why no one buried me when I died.
11:40 PM The Rain Deer was sacrificed to the Omnipotent One. As its spirit floated skyward, I found a portable wormhole and 39 gold coins lying next to its remains
.02:13 PM Omnipotent One, I give you this gift of 20 gold coins. But if you don’t want it, please send me a sign. I could really use more beer money.
11:31 PM A mysterious stranger came out from the shadows and finished off the Steamed Punk I was battling. He then scampered away with the trophy. Hey, get back here, you coward!
04:01 PM Was resurrected and immediately had to burrow myself out from underground. Turned out someone had buried me in Herowin. Thank goodness, I thought I’d been reincarnated as a mole!
02:59 AM The guild doctor gave me a bloof transfusion. Apparently I’m typo positive.
11:53 PM I was praying at my temple when Dogmeat came to my side and offered some flowers that he dug up from the roadside. I think he likes you, Omnipotent One.
01:38 AM Found someone who allowed me to join “Knights of The Square Table”. Hi, fellows!
08:34 PM Hmm, Dogmeat the dust bunny… What a strange combination. Maybe I should have called him Dority?
04:25 AM Found Dogmeat sleeping at the temple construction site with a pile of 621 coins lying next to him. Seems he was doing some preaching in your honor, my Lady.
12:21 PM Met Kidafacodakisgogen as we were walking from milestone to milestone. He worships a false god, but otherwise seems to be a decent sort of chap. I shall pray for his soul.
12:25 AM Look, Omnipotent One! I’ve taken up a new hobby: doodling! See? A fish! <*)))><
02:53 PM Found someone who allowed me to join “the good and the bad company”. Hi, fellows!
08:01 AM Voices erupted in the Godville town square. When I went over, I saw the fountain flowing with beer and a pile of mugs with “the good and the bad company” written on the side. Everyone likes us now!
11:54 PM A fiery arrow flew through the sky and landed right in the trees. The flaming foliage spelled out “Be safe and be careful of zombies” magnificently.
12:02 PM Found someone who allowed me to join “Sacred Fire”. Hi, fellows!
07:44 PM The Tae Kwon Dodo raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Dogmeat suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Dogmeat was knocked out by the impact of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lady, if I don’t bring him back to his senses in time, he’ll lose all his levels and his will to compete!
10:09 PM I never hear about monsters attacking each other. Maybe I should get a monster disguise? What do you think, Almighty… Zombie Jackson Freeman perhaps?
06:07 AM Scraped together 6397 gold coins and managed to persuade the priests to heal my pet. Oh, Dogmeat, I’m glad to see you in great shape again!
05:52 PM I was resurrected in the city temple, naked, at the same time as Rincewind the Inept. Awkward.
04:33 AM My Lady, you don’t even want to know what I had to do to complete that quest. Though I wouldn’t mind doing it again.
I finally managed to and received one of the shiniest, most resplendent gold bricks I’ve ever seen. I will place this one at the entrance to your temple, Great One.
03:49 AM Suddenly, there was news about a golden calf grazing in a field near Godville. My Goddess, was that your handiwork? I took this opportunity and declared it a sacred symbol of the “Ganjamancers” guild.
06:43 AM A group of fans from a rival guild were in Godville spreading the word about their The Warrior Pooflingers when suddenly their pants burst into flames. They ran off screaming and I smoothly took over, assuring the townspeople about the Ganjamancers’s non-combustible attire.
06:29 PM The Origami Dragon watched in amazement as the wounds it had inflicted on me suddenly vanished. Surely now it believes in you, Great One!
05:39 AM Wow, I am level 38 now! Luckily intelligence isn’t a requirement for level-ups
04:24 PM Strange thoughts filled my head, and I suddenly felt compelled to become the 89th member of the guild “Dragon Lords”. My Goddess, was that your doing?.
07:28 PM Billboards all over Tradeburg proclaimed the local beer bottle recycling drive a success, thanks to help from the members of “xLegendz.” And I have never been prouder of my contribution to anything.
01:34 AM I didn’t manage to heal up my pet’s wound in time. Well, Dogmeat, your regenerating abilities will help you to recover, but I think level-ups and pantheons are not for you anymore. On the other hand, who needs those silly things anyway?
08:30 PM Registration has been extended and my Dogmeat is not going anywhere any time soon!
08:41 AM The Titanium Gingerbread Man was vanquished. I stood upon its lifeless body for you, my Lady!
04:32 AM I was carefully examining the christmas miracle looking for some hidden features, when it suddenly soared into the sky and dissolved into a blue haze. Great One, don’t miss it!
around the middle-ish
07:06 AM I was trying to spread the word at Herowin’s main square, informing the people about my guild, when suddenly thunder boomed and amplified my voice a hundredfold. People here are going to remember the “Wubwubber” guild for a long time.
07:57 AM Dogmeat suddenly perked up attentively and barked. Then he rushed into the bushes and pulled out a steam valve. What a clever pet!
08:12 AM Observed Dogmeat carefully to learn more about edible plants. Turns out the only thing safe to eat in this forest is my steam valve.
09:30 PM Obeying the strange desire, I diligently rubbed the christmas cracker until it completely disappeared, making me perfectly healthy. Neat.
18:58 A giant hand materialized out of the sky. It then patted Dogmeat on the head and threw him a treat.
09:32 My aging equipment suddenly received a critical update via the ether and now it feels better than new. Cool!
18:53 Jackson Freeman has been knocked off his feet and can’t continue the campaign. Ties and scarves adorn door knobs, leaving the heroes only north and south to go.
20:10 Suddenly felt movement in my pocket and pulled out an official document stating that the leader of “Goon Squad” is a descendant of the town’s founder. The citizens of Los Demonos seem to like us a lot more now!
21:52 Defeating the rogue Autonomouse earned me 20 gold coins and some approving looks from the inhabitants of Meadows of Eternal Tranquility.
23:47 An epic but short burst of music played mysteriously, and the words “Level Up!” appeared above my head in glorious 3D. Seems I’m level 56 now!
23:49 Suddenly, some glow-in-the-dark matter cried out “Jackson Freeman! You came back for me!”, and leapt off the shelves, into my arms. I’m sure there’s a simple explanation, but I don’t know what it is.
12:19 Suddenly fainted while walking and then immediately came back to my senses, but feeling very calm. I can’t even feel anger over my missing hammer of realignment.
11:19 The Unicow watched in amazement as the wounds it had inflicted on me suddenly vanished. Surely now it believes in you, my Lady!
15:57 I heard that if you love someone, you should set them free. I released Dogmeat into the wild to pursue his hopes and dreams. Meanwhile, I’m off to pursue all my greatest ambitions, in the tavern.
10:53 AM A dragon flying by suddenly veered off its course, dove onto the monster and covered it with a powerful jet of flames. My Lady, can I please slay just a few monsters with that dragon?
12:16 PM Devotees to my Goddess were lined up around the block just to enter the temple. My Lady, you deserve something special for being so popular.
09:15 AM The healer pronounced me dead on arrival just when you decided to resurrect me, my Lady. Poor guy, he still can’t figure out how he got that wrong.
09/01/17
05:28 AM Upon reaching your temple, Omnipotent One, I encountered a group of parishioners so thick I couldn’t get in, but Dumbo soon sent them fleeing in terror. Great! Now what am I supposed to do with this blue brick they left on the altar?
9/3/17
08:58 PM Tried to barter with a horned red guy but he refused to take my “drunken soul” as he called it.
10/20/17
12:47 PM The whole time I was on strike, I was still fighting monsters and completing a quest. And I still didn’t get better pay and working conditions. Not sure what the point of that was. Oh well. Back to work I guess.
Though I was hoping that succeeding in my quest to go on strike for better pay and working conditions would win the respect and admiration of my peers, this golden brick will have to suffice.
10/21/17
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10/26/17
09:28 AM A couple of monsters brought a gopher wood log into the temple and asked me to remember them when I finish the ark.
05/10/18
01:22 PM Cheers to you too, my Goddess! By the way, somebody just asked me to give you these eight blue brickets…
6/13/18
11:29 PM Upon reaching your temple, Soul Supreme, I encountered a group of parishioners so thick I couldn’t get in, but Blaze soon sent them fleeing in terror. Great! Now what am I supposed to do with this blue brick they left on the altar?
8/14/18
02:11 AM Accepting the bait as a gift, a pretty fenimal quickly swam in the direction of my ark.
12/21/18
03:10 AM Went to the main square, took off my armor and showed off my recently appeared stigmata to the stunned townspeople. The residents were gazing at the sky in terror. They will remember you, Great One!