And on the 10th day the god ceelo made tamar in his own image. He had only one goal in life and that was to serve his god *ceelo
07:39 AM Carefully placed the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all doors, and cut the ribbon in a stately manner with my sword. I can’t believe it’s finally happened! After all these months of work, the temple in your name is finished, my Lord! I feel crazy with happiness.
02:57 PM After managing to complete the mother of all quests so quickly, I’ve got six logs for the ark and 6143 gold coins as a bonus.
10:32 AM Hinted to the trader about his links with an organized monster syndicate. Received 490 coins to never speak another word about it again
06:42 Pm Almighty, you know how we each have a devil on one shoulder and an angel on the other? Should I be concerned that my devil has wrapped my angel in duct tape?
02:59 PM I didn’t manage to heal up my pet’s wound in time. Well, Gleep, your regenerating abilities will help you to recover, but I think level-ups and pantheons are not for you anymore. On the other hand, who needs those silly things anyway
06:30 AM Took Gleep to a local orphanage to try to cheer up the children. It worked so well that the kids begged him to stay. He gave me a wistful glance and a sad smile before going inside. Farewell, Gleep, I hope you give those kids as many fond memories as you have given me.
12:07 PM Aw yeah, full health! Tamar versus the world: round two! I won’t let you down, my Lord
03:56 PM The lady walking ahead of me sped up so I did too. She started running so I ran too. Then she screamed so I screamed as well. I never even saw what we were running from.
12:23 PM I was suddenly ambushed by a hyper lynx and its cronies. I thought I was doomed until Oy leapt in front of me and growled fiercely. The creatures lowered their heads and backed away respectfully. I must remember to treat Oy next time we’re in town…
08:54 PM Wow, I am level 69 now!
12:56 PM It seems that I’m about to imagine a fight. Stopped doing everything, sat on a stump and began to hallucinate. Jocelyn Hernedez, can you hear me?
10:03 AM Hooray! I’ve reached level 70!
01:39 PM Looks like my invite to Godville has been used as it should be… Great One, please send me a girlfriend!
10:08 PM I’ve been able to resist beer for quite a while now, Most Righteous One, am I sick? Heading back to check with the doctor at “The Battle Toad”
12:58 PM Just found 110 coins on one of my old corpses! Sweet
02:24 PM Oy jumped into a bush and came out bigger and stronger. Wow, he leveled up! Maybe I should try that.
03:12 AM The Holy Mass Murderer raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Oy suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Oy was knocked out by the impact of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lord, if I don’t bring him back to his senses in time, he’ll lose all his levels and his will to compete
12:27 AM A high priest rolled up his sleeves and slapped Oy, instantly bringing my beloved hyper lynx back to consciousness! At least, I think he was a priest… Paid him 6437 coins anyway. Oh Oy, how I’ve missed you
05:19 PM Shouted, “I am Tamar, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild. This drought is over!” just as rain started to pour from the sky. Yep, the townsfolk won’t forget this anytime soon.
07:06 AM Here we are, Oy: Trollbridge. The center of the world. The hub of the universe. The best place to get beer for milestones around
03:51 PM My wily hyper lynx jumped on the monster from behind. The Humpty Dumpling sat on the ground and gave my pet a hateful stare.
07:02 PM Notes from the battlefield: Hero Emilia and Tamar uncovered an ancient portal to the land of giant monsters. It’s slowly beginning to crack open…
07:15 PM Notes from the battlefield: The heroes brought together by common destiny have defeated the Summoning Skilled Giga Byter! Tamar got 4611 gold coins, ear of the Giga Byter, a golden brick, a golden brick, a pearl of wisdom, a hell pass, an oyster egg and an alchemical transmuter.
01:06 PM It seems the statute of limitations on my bar tab has run out. The years of being too drunk to settle my debts have paid off! Contributed the 8434 gold coins I’d put aside for paying it toward my savings instead.
07:20 PM Oy viciously snuggled up to the enemy, striking it with high voltage charges of static electricity.
07:20 PM Having been bitten by Oy, the Sunday Driver felt outnumbered and definitely lost its will to fight.
06:53 PM Saw a sign that read: “To help control their population, please have your hyper lynx spayed or neutered.” Oy whined at me and we kept walking.
10:21 PM It seems the statute of limitations on my bar tab has run out. The years of being too drunk to settle my debts have paid off! Contributed the 8432 coins I’d put aside for paying it toward my savings instead.
10:51 PM Shared a campfire with a hooded figure in black robes holding a scythe. He didn’t talk much, just pointed at me quietly.
10:55 PM Used my “foot massage” skill to quicken my pace. That worked a little too well, I hope I don’t get a speeding ticket!
10:50 PM Oy rushed forward and slashed at the enemy’s face, giving me a chance to catch my breath.
12:09 AM The Alarming Clock tried to twist my pet’s tail into a Gordian knot, but received a vicious bite instead! Yes, Oy can stand up for himself!
10:17 PM Oy roared loudly and charged at the enemy.
10:28 PM My Oy puffed out his muscular chest and jumped around, confusing the monster.
10:32 PM It seems that the Fairy Godfather has never fought a beast as amazing as my hyper lynx. Come on, Oy! Give it to him!
06:53 PM Oy viciously snuggled up to the enemy, striking it with high voltage charges of static electricity.
08:20 AM Oy, attack! Err… sit. Stay. Watch me fight this One-armed Archer alone.
08:52 AM Dear Lord, most omniscient, beneficent, and unpredictable, whose existence was, is, and forever shall be eternal and interminable; the delight of my eyes and the song of my heart, whose wisdom flows like a waterfall unto… I forgot what I was going to say.
01:36 PM Felt a burning desire to examine the dimensional destabilizer. Found inside something unbelievable — a scroll with instructions on how to get a premature level up!
01:36 PM I leveled up! A huge golden podium rose out of the ground, giving me a chance to do an epic hero pose. Finally a level up as extravagant as Oy’s!