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Chronicles here!
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Quest #420
Paint the sky with stars (epic)
Whoa… trippy.
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12:25 PM A merchant tried to sell me some bootleg “Now look up and say “Bugaroon’s encouragement keeps me strong all day!”.” T-shirts. You’re getting famous, my Lord!
That it’s on T-shirts makes it really good.
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09:24 AM My diary began to flap open and shut like a mouth, and spoke the words, “This monster gonna get a beating; gonna get beat real bad.” I had to beat it down with my weapon in order to write about what happened.
Beat the monster, not the diary!
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12:51 AM Found the questgiver and was told I would find my next quest the next time I leave Godville. Time to head back there!
My quest to find the questgiver and ask for another quest was completed with excellence. Got a shiny golden brick and felt great about it.
01:57 AM The quest master suggested I take my time to make the world a better place, as it’s more epic that way. I always knew my laziness would pay off.
Got these two back-to-back one day.
Did the questgiver send me to the quest master? Are they the same person? Why did I have to find them, for them to make me go back to Godville to meet them again?
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06:50 AM The local sheriff gave me 2600 coins for the head of the 101 Headed Dalmatian and asked me to bring more. So, where is the nearest pub?
Sounds like my hero should have took the 100 other ones too. Worth, like, a quarter million coins!
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10:54 AM The trader took my coupon, told me to lie down and pulled on the gloves. The tickling was unbearable, but my “awkward silence” skill upgrade was worth it.
To withstand the tickling without making a sound; that is indeed how to take an awkward silence to the next level.
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01:18 AM Who: Oscaroon. What: To be the wrong person in the wrong place at the wrong time. When: Immediately. Where: Anywhere but here.
The “What” part already said who, where, and when. … Wait a second, I must have been the right person in the right place at the right time when I got that quest! Huh.
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02:54 PM Forgot to tell the Fire Hydra that my safe word is “Ouch!”
02:59 PM The Fire Hydra mumbled something about the safe word and succumbed to its wounds. I’ll keep its molehill-to-mountain converter and 116 gold coins safe.
Hah!
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11:51 PM Crosarin charged me 309 coins to enter “Crows nest”, but he promised me good prices and even gave me a free lottery ticket.
Hero meets someone famous
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09:22 PM Heard a strange popping sound coming from my pack. My intergalactic postage stamp, potential limiter, critical patch, health bar, malnutrition bar, complimentary death certificate, battery-powered battery charger, Judgement Day calendar, laughing stock option, periodic table of elementals and precautionary measuring jug had apparently disintegrated. Guess that’s what they mean by “spoils of war.”
The time I got almost the whole bingo card in one go.
06:27 AM Forgot about my “Monster Interrogation 101” syllabus for a shiny new stash of 7777 coins.
Finished the card, won the Bingo, got a reward which further reminded me how lucky I had been.
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10:26 PM I hear that mothers have begun singing their children to sleep with your verse, Mighty One:
Note to self
never play bingo;
forget to cash in,
it leaves a harsh stingo
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08:11 a.m. A frog jumped out of the grass and gave me a kiss. Not only am I shocked, but some of my health has also been restored!
08:11 a.m. A beam of light fell and struck a frog that was sitting next to me. It suddenly transformed into a man who claimed to be a Ligerian Prince who had been cursed. He gave me 112 coins and said that he was off to repay all those he had scammed.
Heyyy, wait a minute…!
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