Like sands through the hourglass, these are the days of my life. I was born a rather ordinary fellow. Nothing special. I happily played and went to school not noticing that my parents were not happy. Finally my mother left my father and took me away for a few days. I don’t remember much about that time and I ended up right back with Dad. He married my stepmom and they took me with them to go ballroom dancing. They seemed to enjoy it though I just sat in a chair on the side and watched. It really wasn’t my thing. But once my parents bought me some skates for my birthday I was hooked and found what I loved. I’m a great skater. I’ve even won an award at some games I was watching in a far away place once.
I was always confused about gods until the day I heard my own personal Goddess, Buffycar, speak to me. I thought all these gods were real before but now I know that Buffycar is the one true god. I worship her.
She is a wonderful goddess …I couldn’t ask for a better one. I’m not really sure of my purpose in life. I just feel like I am muddling through not really knowing what I’m doing. I kill monsters, drink beer, and buy stuff with my money. At least that’s what I used to do. Then I got my first pet. For the first time in my life I was responsible for something besides myself. Woody was a Sun Dog and he was my best friend. Unfortunately he died and I was unable to afford to save him. Shortly after his death I got another Sun Dog, Felix. He reminded me too much of Woody and I just never treated him as I should. He died too. My next pet was a Dust Bunny named Scrat. I grew very attached to him but he died too. Maybe keeping pets isn’t my thing. I’ve had so many and they just keep dying or losing their marbles. Right now I’m on my second Alpha Centaur, Tigger. I achieved the pet medal with my Biowolf Woody who I named after my first pet. I’m hoping Tigger stays with me for a long time. Not only is he smart but I can ride on him too.
I’m a very happy member of my guild Skeatseria Lodge. I’m a prophet and I’ve learned so much from them that I can’t imagine ever being anywhere else. We gather around frequently just to drink and we go on dungeon runs together. It’s comforting to know that somebody has your back down there and that you won’t be killed because of AFK’s.
My goal is to make it into the Godville Times. I’m trying to move up in the Savings Pantheon and the Creation Pantheon to achieve this goal. I know I have a long ways to go but I will keep trying. I want to be the best hero I can and to me that means being the kindest most helpful person in all the world. I am a peace loving hero and because of that I am terrified to go to the Arena. I’m a lover, not a fighter. If I could I would tame every monster I meet and give them a home on my ark, if I ever complete it. It gives me no pleasure to kill all these creatures but if I don’t they will kill me. In fact they have killed me many many times. Is there a pantheon for the most deaths?? I might be able to make it to the top of that one. But anyway, I rely on my goddess to revive me and I start from scratch again.
I really need to step outside of the box and push myself to get away from my comfort zone. I need to do more dungeons and go to the arena and become stronger. I will do it! I vow to put my skates on and become the hero I’ve only dreamed about. With Buffycar by my side nothing is impossible!!
Update: It’s been a long time but things get better and better for me. I have an ark with 4 level 30 pets in it. I’m the leader of my guild having been re-elected for two terms. I am halfway to my goal of opening my own shop and settling down. I can’t help but think I need to find a woman and start a family. But who knows what my future holds. I just keep doing the same things over and over.