Garwin 6

level 136
trader level 10

♘Ye shall be Smoted Ni♞

Age 12 years 9 months
Personality neutral
Guild Knights who say Ni
Monsters Killed about 847 thousand
Death Count 231
Wins / Losses 629 / 126
Temple Completed at 05/27/2012
Ark Completed at 08/24/2014 (553.7%)
Pairs Gathered at 08/20/2018
Book Written at 06/18/2024
Souls Gathered 1.72%
Shop “Bricks and Mortar”
Pet Lava lamb Spot 32nd level
Boss Bluffalo with 93% of power


Weapon brain freeze ray +150
Shield do-not-touch screen +150
Head crosshairs +149
Body nutcracker suit +146
Arms invisible hand of the market +150
Legs sneakers of suspicion +149
Talisman silver lining +149


  • win on points level 167
  • opacity control level 166
  • fanned fingers level 160
  • spontaneous combustion level 153
  • self-cloning level 151
  • self-propelled feet level 144
  • Cheshire smile level 142
  • save-load level 138
  • lossy compression level 128
  • mountain moving level 100




  • Honored Animalist
  • Honored Careerist
  • Honored Favorite
  • Honored Hunter
  • Honored Invincible
  • Honored Raider
  • Honored Saint
  • Honored Shipwright
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Champion, 1st rank
  • Coach, 1st rank
  • Fiend, 1st rank
  • Martyr, 1st rank
  • Moneybag, 1st rank
  • Renegade, 1st rank
  • Savior, 1st rank
  • Scribbler, 1st rank
  • Freelancer, 2nd rank
  • Dueler, 3rd rank
  • Scientist, 3rd rank
  • Seadog, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

Garwin is: a knight who says NI!, the Smoter of the Moon, Brendan Fraser… Chuck F-ING Norris… Noel Gallagher… Samuel L Jackson… The Geiko gecko… Tupac… James Earl Jones… The Flash… Christopher Walkin… Steve Balmer… Rush Limbaugh… Joseph Stalin… Patrick Stewart… Frodo Baggins… Ron Jeremy… King Solomon… Abraham Lincoln… Spartacus… Seal Team 6… Donald Trump… Micheal Phelps… Jonny Cash… King Kong… ’72 Dolphins… Buzz Aldren… Charles Barkley… Michael Schumacher… Tony Blair… John Paul the 1st… Robert Kennedy… Payton Manning… Snoopy… Snoop Dog… Neo… Cesar… Christopher Columbus… Alan Greenspan… Mike Tyson… Mel Gibson… Douglas Adams… Alf… Monty Python… Dimebag Darrell… Chirs Angel… Margret Thatcher… Jim Morison… Barney… SPARTA… 0cool… Big Bertha… Kim Jong Ill… Gabby Giffords… Laurence Welch… The Green Giant… Vanilla Ice… and Jim Beam combined. SMOTED!

Then: Temple Completed at 05/26/2012 21:39 21:02: My quest to find half-full and half-empty glasses was a triumph! I’m making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. Got a golden brick too. (Final Brick)

21:39: Dearest diary, today was the day! I carefully laid the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all windows to let your glorious light shine in. I can’t believe it, your temple is finally finished, my Lord! I feel delirious with happiness.

After a long tenure with the Knights Who Say NI! Garwin was set on a quest to Join the guild of the Moon. Garwin’s God is intent on reaching 1st rank achievements for his Hero…

7-4-12 7:55pm Become the 683rd member of the guild “Harvest Moon” (completed)

8-18-12 00:44: I suddenly realized that ’’’Epic Cat’’’ is trying to summon me for an imaginary fight. Starting to materialize my battle slippers. And with that Coach 1st rank Achievement became complete!

8-19-12 21:30: Notes from the arena: {{God|Your Divineness}} 02/20/2012 surrenders. Garwin definitely fulfilled his god’s expectations today! The winner receives a gold brick and 1205 coins. And with that Invincible 1st rank Achieved! Just want to Add that as the 13th duel between Your Divineness and I was awesome and she has proven yet again she is one of the best and classiest Goddesses in all of Godville its an honor to be her rival!

9-27-12 17:49: Notes from the arena: Garwin begs for mercy. Mihala definitely fulfilled his god’s expectations today! The winner got richer by 9276 gold coins and a golden brick. The loser cadged 346 coins back. And with this {{God|Your Divineness}} 02/20/2012 achieved her 1000th win.

10-16-2012 05:41 PM Notes from the arena: Arkady- is unconscious. Garwin successfully fulfilled the goal of praising his deity! The winner got richer by 5322 coins and a golden brick. And with this win Garwin reach the achievement Champion 1st rank, with his 500th win… Wins / Losses 500 / 86 (record at the time)

11-13-12 10:53 PM Soaring up into the air in a beam of a colorful light, Sneezy started to look bigger and stronger. Hmm, there isn’t any reason to fear for my life, is there?

NameSneezy “Long-lived” Speciesdandy lion Level30 Ageabout 6 months

Pet Badge & obtained Animalist_1st

11-17-12 Become the 551st member of the guild “Knights who say Ni” (completed) Garwin has gone home to help lead his beloved Knight’s who say NI!

Famous Heroes of Godville

Garwin – 58th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “Blood Moon Knight Smote© ”, stands at the 44th position in the pantheon of gladiatorship under the vigilant supervision of the god Budapesties. He was known to distribute counterfeit Godville invites during his youth. 11-20-12

Garwin – 69th-level adventurer, member of the “Knights who say Ni” guild, with the motto “♘Ye shall be Smoted© NI♞”, stands at the 57th position in the pantheon of storytellers under the vigilant supervision of the god Budapesties. Distinctive features: a reckless disregard for danger, and an incredibly high pain threshold caused by repeated exposure to blunt objects. 2-27-13

Fiend, 1st rank 3/10/13 That was a good lightning bolt just saying… Hard button to give up…

Hunter 1st Rank 1:46PM 3/14/13 Thank you to all my under ground allies! Special props to my bear SBFH ,could not have done this without your incredible digging skills…

Mile Stone 818 3/21/13 After dragging a Epic quest out with serial encourages and trips to towns to sell. 7:58 PM My quest to revive the Dead Sea has brought a very nice reward of 15150 gold coins right into my pocket! Hope I won’t lose it on my way back… That’s the longest recorded Journey Garwin has had to date. Again not without a Bear! Was able to go that far and still dig/smote bosses thanks to our strategic methods of avoiding unwanted things. Thanks SBFH!

Renegade 1st Rank 8:30 AM 7/29/2013 After 91 days of being completely ignored, somehow Sneezy is still viable and level 40, and Garwin seems to be getting on just fine. “Time to die for the cause my hero” a voice say’s from the clouds, “just 1 more achievement left!”

Martyr 1st Rank: 8/7/2013 After a long string of unfortunate deaths finally the magic mark of 150 was achieved and so Budapesties became the first God in all of Godville to complete all 12 1st ranks! Ni!

Raider 1st Rank: 3/14/2014 With the experience of Smoting bosses under ground and discovering that the rabbit hole indeed goes further down. Garwin Raided his 300th Treasury with the always reliable help of SBFH & Nameis!

4/22/2014: SBFH and Bear Nekkid join the family of Smote. Godville will miss you (original SBFH) but your legacy will live on under the dual flag of Blue Feather and Smote!

10/11/2014:10:03 AM I was just about to defeat the Vengeful Mole when he pulled out a beer and offered it to me. Hey, I could use a good drinking buddy. Slapped a collar on him and named him Nipper. He looks like he’s regretting his choice now. A new edition to the family, I hope Ole Blu won’t be to upset about a new monster in the ark.