Godville

Got lost once. Some old lady said I had to find my spoon. Must have been a nutter. 06:20 PM Warned CthulhuLebon not to go into the dark-looking cave, but he went anyway. Brave hero. Brave, stupid hero. 12:58 AM As I’ve been told, “Early to rise and early to bed makes a hero healthy but socially dead.” 04:16 PM A Multi-legged Luggage happened to be passing by and stopped to chew on my zombieskin overcoat. 10:50 PM You know, Almighty, I never really wanted to be a hero. I’ve always wanted to be a spaceman. 08:58 AM Looked for a diamond in the rough, but I kept finding these useless golf balls. 07:48 PM A fully clad but armless knight in black armor challenged me to a duel. What a nut.05:38 AM I really must remember to change the beneficiary of my will to “my resurrected self” instead of the current “whichever monster last killed me”. 10:50 PM You know, Almighty, I never really wanted to be a hero. I’ve always wanted to be a spaceman.07:45 AM Had an appointment with the guild doctor. He squinted slyly and told me to choose one of two pills. Pointed at the blue one, but he shook his head and gave me the red one. Felt much better. 02:55 AM Garr Orngart asked me if I could finish his quest to figure out what the heck is going on for him. I’d do anything to help a frie… Hey! He hasn’t even started! 07:40 PM A giant cable descended from the sky, wrapped itself around me, and re-energized my body. Thanks, Luminous One, but we need to talk about where to plug it in next time.01:27 AM Briefly considered a career as a dwarf until I realized that only one in seven are happy. 09:01 PM A learned priest suddenly realized that the sacred inscription on the ancient monolith in the town square was actually an anagram of “Guardians of the Arx”! I made sure to spread the amazing news 06:01 PM Chi hidyrw cccvbhhhbvbfr-aàu… Damn, forgot to close the diary before putting it back in my bag.01:01 AM Arin Aensland jumped in front of me and yelled, “Interception!” as the healing ray descended from the heavens. Please try it again, Luminous One, she’s gone now!01:01 AM Arin Aensland jumped in front of me and yelled, “Interception!” as the healing ray descended from the heavens. Please try it again, Luminous One, she’s gone now!01:01 AM Arin Aensland jumped in front of me and yelled, “Interception!” as the healing ray descended from the heavens. Please try it again, Luminous One, she’s gone now!01:01 AM Arin Aensland jumped in front of me and yelled, “Interception!” as the healing ray descended from the heavens. Please try it again, Luminous One, she’s gone now!01:01 AM Arin Aensland jumped in front of me and yelled, “Interception!” as the healing ray descended from the heavens. Please try it again, Luminous One, she’s gone now!01:01 AM Arin Aensland jumped in front of me and yelled, “Interception!” as the healing ray descended from the heavens. Please try it again, Luminous One, she’s gone now!05:18 AM Disarmed the Contrabandit. I wonder what I should do with this arm… Hey Pilot, fetch