07:43 AM The Epic Tale of Latham the Great, the Renowned, blessed with the divine fury of Brian the Lazy.
When the guild of “Dragonslayers” meets in secret, they leave an empty chair for him — though whether from respect or fear, none dare say. Seven towns quarrel to claim him as their own, but Dogville speaks true. His “fake smile” — a skill so bizarre, even the wisest scratch their venerable heads. Verily, this presidential seal named Stitch “Indomitable” follows him with devotion most fanatical, if somewhat confused. Thus concludes another scroll in the Great Archive of Godville.