From the remnants of the specks of power from creating Godville, Bobius I created his beloved champion, Bobus I, to assert his will upon this world. Through their contract as creator and creation, Bobus I adventures to proclaim the greatness of Bobius I as he is also guided by his benevolent god.
Bobus I has met many wonderful and despicable heroes and heroines with active and despondent gods and goddesses in his adventures and continues to wander about Godville, learning more things and praising his god.
Bobus I used to be within the top 1 in the Pantheon of Creation but due to his pursuit of glory and fame in the Pantheon of Duelers, he has fallen from that pantheon in exchange for gaining the top 1in the Pantheon of Duelers. Now he slowly realigns back to the path of being Pure Good and after many weeks of Encouragement from his god, has finally regained the status.
He had many companions along the way. The first was a sun dog named Fido and the second was a rocky raccoon named Stubby. The current one is Cupil the trojan horse.
50.0% (8-6-18) 04:44 PM A golden brick fell out of the sky and missed my shoulder by inches. Phew! That was lucky. Looks like I’ve got myself a golden brick and a concussion. But where’s my money?
50.1% 06:58 PM My quest to teach 8the worms to sleep in late was a complete success. Got a slightly scuffed golden brick as a reward. I think I’d better use this brick in the back corner of the temple.
50.2% (8-7-18) 07:41 AM Pulleys, bed sheets, pies, logs, slingshots, squirrels, and candles were all ready. Raided the headquarters to find no one there. Looked across the street, and saw their guild performing the exact same raid on our headquarters.
Hope that I won’t have to orchestrate an unnecessarily complicated raid on a rival guild’s headquarters again. But the reward was good: an extra dose of experience and a shiny golden brick!
50.3%
50.4% 07:32 PM Tripped over a stone and face-planted on a huge gold brick. It may be my concussion but I swear my beer money’s vanished!
50.5% 10:24 PM I have boldly gone where thousands have gone before! Wow, there’s a bar here!
Finally completed my quest to boldly go where thousands have gone before. Got some experience and a golden brick after a long, draggy cutscene.
50.6% 10:51 PM The gold coins I glued together formed a golden brick! It’s a miracle!
50.7% (8-8-18)
50.8% 12:25 PM I di it, but I accide tally spilt som of t e inv sible ink on th r gular one.
I finally managed to rewrite the diary in invisible ink and received one of the shiniest, most resplendent gold bricks I’ve ever seen. I will place this one at the entrance to your temple, my Lord.
50.9%
51.0% 09:20 PM Paid 1630 coins to the shopkeeper to repair a broken gold brick I found on the side of the road. Now I can add it to my temple!
51.1% (8-9-18)
51.2% 06:11 AM I was sitting by the road counting my money when a lightning bolt struck the ground right next to me, melting my gold into a gold brick.
51.3%
51.4% (8-10-18) 11:36 AM Oh, great! Another golden brick suddenly ripping through a pocket. And I can’t afford a tailor now, either.
51.5%
51.6% (8-11-18) 12:04 AM Suddenly felt a flash of burning heat that melted my coins into a golden brick. My pocket is not a foundry, Omnipotent One, but thanks anyway.
51.7% (8-12-18) 12:36 PM Just bought a golden brick from one of the more honest-looking traders. I swear, this is worth at least one beer.
51.8%
51.9% 06:21 PM A tiny little man in a white tuxedo popped out of the ground. He snatched my coin purse, put some coins in his top hat, mumbled some gibberish and pulled out a golden brick. Once more please!
52.0% (8-13-18)
52.1%
52.2% 05:53 AM A tiny little man in a white tuxedo popped out of the ground. He snatched my coin purse, put some coins in his top hat, mumbled some gibberish and pulled out a golden brick. Once more please!
52.3% 07:06 AM That was refreshing!
My quest to take a meteor shower was a triumph! I’m making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. Got a golden brick too.
52.4-6%
52.7% 01:52 PM It took me a lot longer to find a trader selling me equipment with a warranty than to do the damage.
Finally completed my quest to cause non-accidental damage to equipment under warranty. Got some experience and a golden brick after a long, draggy cutscene.
52.8% (8-14-18) 01:59 PM And another day of making up diary entries to please you. Wait… I mean… it was so hard to deceive you my Lord! I’ve never done anything like this before!
A hero’s work is never done, but my quest to sit in a tavern and write fake diary entries certainly is! This golden brick is a nice reward for such a thankless job.
52.9% 02:09 PM Without the slime and silt, this brick I fished out of the water could easily be golden.
53.0%
53.1% 07:30 PM Suddenly felt a flash of burning heat that melted my coins into a golden brick. My pocket is not a foundry, Exalted One, but thanks anyway.
53.2% (8-15-18) 01:18 AM I didn’t know that the head of a Huggernaut could be exchanged for a golden brick. I hope to find some more of them in the future.
53.3%
53.4% 04:40 AM Done! Now I just need to learn how to dodge monsters.
Hope that I won’t have to learn to dodge raindrops again. But the reward was good: an extra dose of experience and a shiny golden brick!
53.5%
53.6% 08:41 PM Why can’t you use someone else’s money to make golden bricks, Most Righteous One?
53.7% 09:16 PM Left the heroics to the experts. I’ll just stick to fighting, looting, trading and questing.
They told me that to leave the heroics to the experts would be a piece of cake. Well, I don’t see any cake, and I can’t eat this stupid golden brick either.
53.8% (8-16-18)
53.9% 09:10 AM Found a monkey, with a typewriter, in a factory… Maybe some questions are best left unanswered.
Finally completed my quest to find out who comes up with these silly quests. Got some experience and a golden brick after a long, draggy cutscene.
54.0% 03:45 PM Notes from the arena: Taytaywilks is unconscious. Bobus I successfully fulfilled the goal of praising his deity! The winner got richer by 688 coins and a golden brick.
54.1% 03:48 PM Watched on in awe as one by one, gold coins flew out of my pouch, turned liquid mid-air and coalesced into a golden brick.
54.2% (8-17-18) 12:13 AM It barked but didn’t bite… mostly anyway.
Though I was hoping that succeeding in my quest to fit Cerberus with flea collars would win the respect and admiration of my peers, this golden brick will have to suffice.
54.3%
54.4%-54.6% 10:45 AM Just heard a strange rustling coming from my knapsack and found three bold trophies missing, but fortunately discovered three golden bricks in their place.
54.7%-54.8% 01:39 PM Just heard a strange rustling coming from my knapsack and couldn’t find two bold trophies, but found two golden bricks instead. Dear Diary, I’ve started to think that nothing could surprise me anymore…
54.9% 01:40 PM As the air crackled with energy, my purse jerked and lightened. Stubby coughed and abruptly yakked up an enormous hairball. Gleaming through the grey mess was a perfect golden brick! Stubby belched contentedly and sat down to groom himself.
55.0% 11:44 PM It seems like the breezes swirled the sand grains around to where they started, making everything old new again.
Hope that I won’t have to investigate how the winds of change have shifted the sands of time again. But the reward was good: an extra dose of experience and a shiny golden brick!
55.1% (8-18-18) 12:26 PM The trader had me add gold coins to the balance, until they weighed the same as this new golden brick. Cost a lot, but totally worth it!
55.2% 04:28 PM My pocket ripped under the weight of all my gold, and I squirmed uncontrollably as a torrent of freezing coins ran down my leg. When they finally stopped I couldn’t find them anywhere, but there was a shiny gold brick in my sock!
55.3% (8-19-18) 12:30 AM Done! I really like pork for dinner you know.
My quest to take the little piggy all the way home was completed with excellence! Got a shiny golden brick and felt great about it.
55.4% 09:20 AM A sudden gust of wind knocked me off my feet, making me fall back onto my coin purse. I gingerly looked inside it, only to find that a whole bunch of coins had been crushed and fused into a golden brick! I really need to start counting calories…
55.5%
55.6% 06:54 PM The blade shattered when I tried to stab the stone, so I just glued the hilt to the rock.
Finally completed my quest to put the sword back into the stone. Got some experience and a golden brick after a long, draggy cutscene.
55.7% (8-20-18)
55.8% 06:16 AM Felt my backpack lighten a lot. Then a gold brick dropped into my palm from my sleeve. Holy magic!
55.9% 07:18 PM A tiny little man in a white tuxedo popped out of the ground. He snatched my coin purse, put some coins in his top hat, mumbled some gibberish and pulled out a golden brick. Once more please!
56.0% (8-21-18) 09:45 AM Ouch, my gold is melting! Great One, if you’re all-powerful, why make me get all these golden bricks? Why don’t you just make your own temple?
56.1% 01:59 PM A giant fiery mole exploded out of the ground below my feet, and it took all of my strength to beat it back down with my coin bag. When I looked inside, a bunch of my coins had been bludgeoned into a fresh new gold brick!
56.2% 01:59 PM “I’ve got so much money in my pouch Most Righteous One! I’m off to have a fun night at the tavern! My life is great and I’m glad for your help!” is what I would have written if you hadn’t just melted all my coins into a brick.
56.3% 04:55 PM Oh, great! Another golden brick suddenly ripping through a pocket. And I can’t afford a tailor now, either.
56.4%
56.5% (8-22-18)
56.6% 01:26 AM At last! An island oasis in a sea of filth! Sweet, sweet relief.
My quest to find a clean public restroom was completed with excellence! Got a shiny golden brick and felt great about it.
56.7% 12:10 PM Some of my gold coins suddenly melted into… something else. Hey, that’s a golden brick! I can use this for my temple!
56.8-9%
57.0% (8-23-18) 02:12 AM I’m a courageous hero so I struggled mightily; hurdles never bother me anymore. Whenever I encounter one from now on, I’ll slink under it as fearlessly as possible!
I’ve finally managed to get over the fear of hurdles. My titanic efforts were rewarded with a golden brick and some pocket change!
57.1-2%
57.3% 12:41 PM My wallet suddenly inflated, started to vibrate and threw out a shiny gold brick. Nice.
57.4% 07:08 PM The 21 steps were easy enough, but then step 22 forced me to make a horrible decision.
I finally managed to solve a catch-22 in 21 easy steps and received one of the shiniest, most resplendent gold bricks I’ve ever seen. I will place this one at the entrance to your temple, Luminous One.
57.5-6% (8-24-18)
57.7% 10:28 PM The gold coins I glued together formed a golden brick! It’s a miracle!
57.8% (8-25-18) 02:00 AM The trader whispered, “I have what you want. Follow me.” Followed him to the back of the shop where he revealed a polished golden brick with my God’s sigil engraved on it. Thanked him profusely with a bag of gold coins.
57.9% 09:17 PM My bag suddenly caught on fire. I dropped it and quickly stomped out the flames. Nothing seems to be damaged, but I found a new golden brick!
58.0% (8-26-18) 12:33 AM My pocket ripped under the weight of all my gold, and I squirmed uncontrollably as a torrent of freezing coins ran down my leg. When they finally stopped I couldn’t find them anywhere, but there was a shiny gold brick in my sock!
58.1% 11:10 AM I learned to eat only one potato chip. It was easy since monsters ate the rest.
My quest to learn to eat only one potato chip was completed with excellence! Got a shiny golden brick and felt great about it.
58.2-3%
58.4% 11:20 PM Set it up, and it went well at first, but then it got messy when they got all mixed together.
A hero’s work is never done, but my quest to arrange a date between Burger King and Dairy Queen certainly is! This golden brick is a nice reward for such a thankless job.
58.5% (8-27-18) 01:13 AM A Grammatical Terror ran up and devoured my coin purse, only to cough up a gold brick and die. That was odd.
58.6% 11:22 AM My coin pouch shuddered violently and ejected a gold brick with a sonorous belch.
58.7% 11:22 AM Watched on in awe as one by one, gold coins flew out of my pouch, turned liquid mid-air and coalesced into a golden brick. Maybe you should consider becoming a magician, my Lord.
58.8% 01:26 PM There is no excuse for laziness. At least, that’s what I’m going to say, because I couldn’t be bothered to keep looking.
Hope that I won’t have to find an excuse for laziness again. But the reward was good: an extra dose of experience and a shiny golden brick!
58.9% 10:43 PM When I was praying to strike gold, I did not mean to be struck by gold, my Lord. Obtained a gold brick while gingerly rubbing my head.
59.0% (8-28-18) 01:48 AM The gold coins I glued together formed a golden brick! It’s a miracle!
59.1% 04:24 AM I’m a courageous hero so I struggled mightily; hurdles never bother me anymore. Whenever I encounter one from now on, I’ll slink under it as fearlessly as possible!
Finally completed my quest to get over the fear of hurdles. Got some experience and a golden brick after a long, draggy cutscene.
59.2% 10:46 AM The gold coins in my bag suddenly melted into a golden brick! Great for your temple, Most Righteous One, but bad for my drinking fund…
59.3% 06:31 PM Strange! Each time I get a golden brick a large number of coins vanish from my pockets. Could there be a connection between the two?
59.4% 02:56 AM (8-29-18) Finally found a certified professional hero to do this quest for me. Strangely, he had one for me to do as well. I should head back to Godville to get it.
Though I was hoping that succeeding in my quest to outsource this quest to a certified professional would win the respect and admiration of my peers, this golden brick will have to suffice.
59.5% 06:20 AM Suddenly discovered I had heat vision! There goes a tree! A rock! My coin bag! …oops. Scavenged a brick shaped mass from the embers and vowed never to use that power again.
59.6%
59.7% 04:20 PM I’ve finally managed to play the villain in another hero’s story. My titanic efforts were rewarded with a golden brick and some pocket change!
59.8% 04:40 PM “I’ve got so much money in my pouch Soul Supreme! I’m off to have a fun night at the tavern! My life is great and I’m glad for your help!” is what I would have written if you hadn’t just melted all my coins into a brick.
59.9% (8-30-18) 12:32 AM Stubby ate my wallet. You don’t want to know how I got this gold brick, Exalted One.
60.0% 02:02 AM You now know when, where, how, and why I did that.
My quest to get a you-know-what for you-know-who was a triumph! I’m making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. Got a golden brick too.
60.1%
60.2% 11:57 AM Time flies fast and low to the ground. Looks like it’s dodging anti-air attacks.
Hope that I won’t have to figure out how time flies again. But the reward was good: an extra dose of experience and a shiny golden brick!
60.3-60.6% (8-31-18)
60.7% (9-1-18)
60.8% 05:52 PM Planned something spontaneous. Now I just need to wait until the scheduled date and time to actually do it.
My quest to plan something spontaneous was a complete success. Got a slightly scuffed golden brick as a reward. I think I’d better use this brick in the back corner of the temple.
60.9% 08:09 PM Felt a great disturbance in my wallet, as if thousands of voices cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. T7urns out it was just my gold, melting into a brick.
61.0% (9-2-18)
61.1% 02:31 AM Dropped my coin purse into the campfire. Managed to retrieve it, but a bunch of coins had fused into a brick-shaped block. What were the chances of that happening, Great One?
61.2% 10:58 AM Hope that I won’t have to clean up aisle three again. But the reward was good: an extra dose of experience and a shiny golden brick!
61.3-5%
61.6% (9-3-18)
61.7% 02:15 AM Pushed the pig off a cliff. It flew down and disappeared in the mist. He left his teacher behind, that ungrateful beast!
They told me that to teach a pig to fly would be a piece of cake. Well, I don’t see any cake, and I can’t eat this stupid golden brick either.
61.8% (9-4-18) 12:10 AM I appreciate your attempt to lessen my burden, Mighty One, but three thousand coins and one gold brick weigh the same, don’t you think?
61.9% 12:23 PM Oh yeah, that’s quite the stab in the back. Bet he’s hurting now.
They told me that to bring a cutting remark to a punfight would be a piece of cake. Well, I don’t see any cake, and I can’t eat this stupid golden brick either.
62.0-62.1%
62.2% (9-5-18) 07:41 AM I offered to cut some trolls to pieces if they didn’t stop fighting each other. It worked. They fought me instead.
A hero’s work is never done, but my quest to force some battle trolls to accept a peace offering certainly is! This golden brick is a nice reward for such a thankless job.
62.3-62.4%
62.5% 07:42 PM Another golden brick. It seems that you only influence my life when I have a lot of money, Almighty. Do you still care for me now that I’m poor?
62.6-62.9% (9-6-18)
63.0% (9-7-18) 07:17 AM Mysterious forces created a golden brick in my wallet. Almighty One, was that your doing?
63.1-63.3% (9-8-18)
63.4% 06:38 PM Accidentally spilled a number of gold coins in a pond. When I reached in to pull them out, all I could find was this golden brick. Tossed Stubby in for good measure, but all that came out was an angry, wet rocky raccoon.
63.5% 06:38 PM I think I just blacked out. What happened? Where am I? And what happened to my money? It’s like a night at the tavern, only instead of a hangover I have a shiny new golden brick.
63.6%
63.7% 08:52 PM Notes from the battlefield: The Pundemonium was used up for gold and experience! Time to return to my heroic deeds.
63.8% (9-9-18) 12:01 AM Stuffed my gold coins into a piggy bank until it burst, revealing a gold brick.
63.9%
64.0% 09:19 AM A sudden gust of wind knocked me off my feet, making me fall back onto my coin purse. I gingerly looked inside it, only to find that a whole bunch of coins had been crushed and fused into a golden brick! I really need to start counting calories…
64.1% 03:40 PM Nothing special. A can of paint did the trick.
A hero’s work is never done, but my quest to change a leopard’s spots certainly is! This golden brick is a nice reward for such a thankless job.
64.2% (9-10-18) 12:25 AM A golden brick fell out of the sky and missed my shoulder by inches. Phew! That was lucky. Looks like I’ve got myself a golden brick and a concussion. But where’s my money?
64.3-64.4%
64.5-64.6% (9-11-18)
64.7-64.9% 01:55 PM Following a sudden urge, I peeked into my knapsack and found three bold trophies missing, but fortunately discovered three golden bricks in their place. That’s what I call a true miracle!
65.0% 01:59 PM “I’ve got so much money in my pouch Soul Supreme! I’m off to have a fun night at the tavern! My life is great and I’m glad for your help!” is what I would have written if you hadn’t just melted all my coins into a brick.
65.1%
65.2% (9-12-18) 03:57 AM The future is bright and awesome but for now I must return to the present.
Hope that I won’t have to go back to the future again. But the reward was good: an extra dose of experience and a shiny golden brick!
65.3-65.4%
65.5% 04:42 PM Sunshine and rain did make the kiss, the dream, the wish, the fantasy, the hope and the love I’d planted to grow. Then a single thunderstorm blew it all away.
My quest to plant a kiss in a garden and watch it grow was completed with excellence! Got a shiny golden brick and felt great about it.
65.6-65.7% (9-13-18)
65.8% 06:52 AM Strange! Each time I get a golden brick a large number of coins vanish from my pockets. Could there be a connection between the two?
65.9% 06:52 AM Just heard a strange rustling coming from my knapsack and found a golden brick where a bold trophy used to be.
66.0-66.1%
66.2-66.5% (9-14-18)
66.6% 04:49 PM Everything is moving much more smoothly now.
A hero’s work is never done, but my quest to iron out the wrinkles in time certainly is! This golden brick is a nice reward for such a thankless job.
66.7% 10:17 PM When I was praying to strike gold, I did not mean to be struck by gold, Great One. Obtained a gold brick while gingerly rubbing my head.
66.8% (9-15-18)
66.9% 07:48 AM This cheese tastes out of this world, so I believe I’ve found the answer.
Though I was hoping that succeeding in my quest to find out if the moon is made of cheese would win the respect and admiration of my peers, this golden brick will have to suffice.
67.0%
67.1-67.2% (9-16-18)
67.3-67.5% (9-17-18)
67.6% 10:17 PM Why can’t you use someone else’s money to make golden bricks, Almighty?
67.7% (9-18-18) 05:18 AM Making crop circles in strawberry patches is hard! Especially when your red footprints lead the farmer right to you.
I’ve finally managed to make crop circles on nearby farmland. My titanic efforts were rewarded with a golden brick and some pocket change!
67.8%
67.9% 08:45 AM Some of my gold coins suddenly melted into… something else. Hey, that’s a golden brick! I can use this for my temple!
68.0-68.6% (9-19-18)
68.7% 09:47 PM Stuffed my gold coins into a piggy bank until it burst, revealing a gold brick.
68.8-68.9% (9-20-18)
69.0% 11:07 PM The gold coins I glued together formed a golden brick! It’s a miracle!
69.1%
69.2% (9-21-18)
69.3% 05:48 PM After much searching, the middle of nowhere seems to be somewhere close to the edge of elsewhere.
Hooray! After all this long and agonizing traveling, the quest to find the middle of nowhere is finally over. Got a golden brick, gloves of stranglehold and 12656 coins as a reward!
69.4% 06:44 PM Watched on in awe as one by one, gold coins flew out of my pouch, turned liquid mid-air and coalesced into a golden brick. Maybe you should consider becoming a magician, my Lord.
69.5% 06:48 PM Dropped a bag of coins into a geyser and the geyser shot a golden brick back out. Score!
69.6%
69.7% (9-22-18) 06:43 AM No hero was harmed in the making of this golden brick.
69.8% 09:17 AM I don’t understand why I couldn’t get any takers. I thought killing all those monsters would at least traumatize some of them.
My quest to offer therapy sessions for monsters was a complete success. Got a slightly scuffed golden brick as a reward. I think I’d better use this brick in the back corner of the temple.
69.9%
70.0% 08:00 PM Spent many hours following the leader of the group, but then noticed that we hadn’t gone anywhere. Are we walking in circles?
Hope that I won’t have to discover where the blind are leading the blind again. But the reward was good: an extra dose of experience and a shiny golden brick!
70.1% (9-23-18)
70.2% 06:37 AM Submitted a claim, but sadly they said that incontinence isn’t covered by my policy.
I finally managed to claim compensation for that accident last quest and received one of the shiniest, most resplendent gold bricks I’ve ever seen. I will place this one at the entrance to your temple, my Lord.
70.3% 06:04 PM The park ranger tracked me down in the wilderness, but I honestly can’t remember where I’ve been or what I’ve seen.
Though I was hoping that succeeding in my quest to leave only footprints and take only memories would win the respect and admiration of my peers, this golden brick will have to suffice.
70.4-70.5% (9-24-18)
70.6% 09:42 AM I appreciate your attempt to lessen my burden, Soul Supreme, but three thousand coins and one gold brick weigh the same, don’t you think?
70.7%
70.8% 03:36 PM Wait, was that a quest too? I might have a real questing problem, here…
My quest to take a break from questing and relax was a complete success. Got a slightly scuffed golden brick as a reward. I think I’d better use this brick in the back corner of the temple.
70.9% 04:19 PM The gates of Providence were flung open, and a brick of pure gold was bestowed upon me. It would have been a generous gift if I still had my beer money…
71.0% (9-25-18) 06:04 AM Apparently just one, but I can’t find the peck of pickled peppers that Peter Piper picked.
Hope that I won’t have to find out how many pecks of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked again. But the reward was good: an extra dose of experience and a shiny golden brick!
71.1-71.2%
71.3-71.5% (9-26-18)
71.6% (9-27-18)
71.7% 06:43 AM Suddenly felt like I had to make use of the continuum transfunctioner. Shook it as hard as I could and out came a new, shiny golden brick!
71.8-71.9%
72.0% 05:14 PM Finally! This dog can finally add “new” and “tricks” to its vocabulary of “woof” and “arf”.
I finally managed to teach an old dog new tricks and received one of the shiniest, most resplendent gold bricks I’ve ever seen. I will place this one at the entrance to your temple, Great One.
72.1-72.2% (9-28-18)
72.3%06:34 AM Apparently, if you bury enough sh… fertilizer, conspiracies will spring up everywhere.
I’ve finally managed to plant enough false evidence to grow an abundance of conspiracies. My titanic efforts were rewarded with a golden brick and some pocket change!
72.4-72.5%
72.6% 08:51 PM My coin pouch shuddered violently and ejected a gold brick with a sonorous belch.
72.7-72.9% (9-29-18)
73.0% 07:08 PM This is the happiest day of my life! I wish there were more quests like this.
Finally completed my quest to find Happiness and ask her to drop by more often. Got some experience and a golden brick after a long, draggy cutscene.
73.1-73.2% (9-30-18)
73.3% 09:40 AM Why can’t you use someone else’s money to make golden bricks, Almighty?
73.4%
73.5% 11:43 AM With some effort, I managed to push the tune deep in my ear canal. Unfortunately, I think this blasted song is stuck in my head.
I finally managed to carry a tune using no hands and received one of the shiniest, most resplendent gold bricks I’ve ever seen. I will place this one at the entrance to your temple, Mighty One.
73.6% 02:39 PM Stared intently at my pile of gold coins. When I blinked it had turned into a golden brick! I can’t wait to try this out on a monster.
73.7% (10-1-18)
73.8% 7:15 AM Why can’t you use someone else’s coins to make golden bricks, Almighty?
73.9%
74.0% (10-2-18)
74.1% 10:15 AM And how should I move from the spot I’m on now? Well, let’s get rid of this thing and move on.
A hero’s work is never done, but my quest to invent a perpetual brake for a perpetual motion machine certainly is! This golden brick is a nice reward for such a thankless job.
74.2% (10-3-18)
74.3% 06:34 PM Suddenly my bag of money burst open, spilling its contents on the ground and forming a solid golden brick. Shiny!
74.4% (10-4-18)
74.5% 07:41 AM The gates of Providence were flung open, and a brick of pure gold was bestowed upon me. It would have been a generous gift if I still had my beer money…
74.6%
74.7-74.9% 05:09 PM Don’t panic. Here is the answer.
It turned out that to find the Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything can be very profitable. I’ve got three golden bricks and a mallet of understanding for doing it!
75.0% 11:21 PM Dropped a bag of coins into a geyser and the geyser shot a golden brick back out. Score!
75.1-75.2% (10-5-18)
75.3% 08:32 PM Well, that was easy. The murderer kept crowing about his success.
A hero’s work is never done, but my quest to solve a murder of crows certainly is! This golden brick is a nice reward for such a thankless job.
75.4% 08:37 PM My bag suddenly caught on fire. I dropped it and quickly stomped out the flames. Nothing seems to be damaged, but I found a new golden brick!
75.5% (10-6-18) 07:31 AM Well, it WAS sleeping. Now where did I put my aloe?
My quest to poke a sleeping dragon in the eye and run away was a complete success. Got a slightly scuffed golden brick as a reward. I think I’d better use this brick in the back corner of the temple.
75.6-75.8%
75.9% (10-7-18) 10:57 AM There is no excuse for laziness. At least, that’s what I’m going to say, because I couldn’t be bothered to keep looking.
Though I was hoping that succeeding in my quest to find an excuse for laziness would win the respect and admiration of my peers, this golden brick will have to suffice.
76.0-76.1%
76.2% (10-8-18) 04:32 AM All that effort to grow and harvest it, and the fruit of the tree just tasted horrible. What a waste.
My quest to grow and harvest a money tree was a triumph! I’m making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. Got a golden brick too.
76.3% 04:55 PM I guess a raven is like a writing desk because there is a ‘b’ in both and an ‘n’ in neither.
I’ve finally managed to find out how a raven is like a writing desk. My titanic efforts were rewarded with a golden brick and some pocket change!
76.4-76.5% (10-9-18)
76.6% (10-10-18) 02:10 AM While returning, I walked a Green Mile. I doubt my health, Great One. Please, keep an eye on me for some time.
Though I was hoping that succeeding in my quest to paint a mile of the road green would win the respect and admiration of my peers, this golden brick will have to suffice.
76.7%
10:35 AM Now that I have finally covered that battery with dirt, Godville should start having extra power very soon… unless power plants grow much slower than normal plants.
My quest to grow a power plant by burying a battery was completed with excellence! Got a shiny golden brick and felt great about it.
76.8% 12:15 PM I appreciate your attempt to lessen my burden, Gentle One, but three thousand coins and one gold brick weigh the same, don’t you think?
76.9% 08:41 PM There is an amazingly rabid woodcutter in the area. I’m glad I was here to protect this poor wolf.
Hope that I won’t have to escort the big bad wolf to granny’s house again. But the reward was good: an extra dose of experience and a shiny golden brick!
77.0% (10-11-18)
77.1% 01:08 AM Dropped a bag of coins into a geyser and the geyser shot a golden brick back out. Score!
77.2% 01:09 AM Stared intently at my pile of gold coins. When I blinked it had turned into a golden brick! I can’t wait to try this out on a monster.
77.3% 09:10 PM Bought a box of cookies only to find a gold brick in it. What a disappointment.
77.4-77.7% (10-12-18)
77.8% (10-13-18) 08:38 PM Finally completed my quest to drink from the last straw. Got some experience and a golden brick after a long, draggy cutscene.
77.9-78.1%
78.2% (10-14-18)
78.3% 07:42 PM Watched on in awe as one by one, gold coins flew out of my pouch, turned liquid mid-air and coalesced into a golden brick.
78.4%11:03 PM Listen, I saved him and all, but how do these people get stuck in those diary factories in the first place?
My quest to rescue a captive from a diary factory was a complete success. Got a slightly scuffed golden brick as a reward. I think I’d better use this brick in the back corner of the temple.
78.5-78.7% (10-15-18)
78.8% (10-16-18) 12:00 AM Got hit on the head with a gold brick. While I was knocked out, someone stole three thousand coins from my purse. Strangely, he left the gold brick. Perhaps there was too much blood on it?
78.9% 12:03 AM It’s still incomplete, but it has a nice coat of varnish on it now.
They told me that to finish unfinished business would be a piece of cake. Well, I don’t see 9any cake, and I can’t eat this stupid golden brick either.
79.0-79.5% (10-17-18)
79.6% 05:05 PM Now instead of a heap of coins, I have a golden brick. These temples are quite expensive to build.
79.7% (10-18-18) 02:30 PM That’s so good it’s sinful! But this isn’t a good place for that…
Hooray! After all this long and agonizing traveling, the quest to make a heavenly dessert in hell’s kitchen is finally over. Got a golden brick, smoke and mirrors and 11829 gold coins as a reward!
79.8-80.0%
80.1% (10-19-18) 08:12 AM Whew…that required me triple crossing a double crosser. It was totally worth it though.
My quest to steal an impostor’s identity was a triumph! I’m making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. Got a golden brick too.
80.2% 10:24 PM My quest to describe an abstract concept in no uncertain terms was a triumph! I’m making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. Got a golden brick too.
80.3-80.5%
80.6-80.8% (10-20-18) 08:20 AM Just heard a strange rustling coming from my knapsack and found three bold trophies missing, but fortunately discovered three golden bricks in their place. Dear Diary, I’ve started to think that nothing could surprise me anymore…
80.9% (10-21-18) 06:20 AM Decided it was both and had a large and delicious dinner.
Hope that I won’t have to settle the argument over whether it’s duck season or rabbit season again. But the reward was good: an extra dose of experience and a shiny golden brick!
81.0-81.1%
81.2% 06:13 PM Screwed up a bit, at first, but ultimately nailed it: that mind has a concrete set of boundaries. I wish it wasn’t built on such a shaky foundation, though.
I’ve finally managed to construct a frame of mind. My titanic efforts were rewarded with a golden brick and some pocket change!
81.3% 07:58 PM Felt my backpack lighten a lot. Then a gold brick dropped into my palm from my sleeve. Holy magic!
81.4% (10-22-18)
81.5% 12:58 AM Tripped over a stone and face-planted on a huge gold brick. It may be my concussion but I swear my beer money’s vanished!
81.6% 09:25 AM Took that last one down, passed it around, and none left. Now to stumble back to Godville. I was supposed to drink a bottle of beer with each round, right?
My quest to sing all of “99 bottles of beer on the wall!” was a triumph! I’m making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. Got a golden brick too.
81.7%
81.8% 07:59 PM Why can’t you use someone else’s money to make golden bricks, Mighty One?
81.9%
82.0-82.2% (10-23-18)
82.3% 07:44 PM The librarian was furious. Good thing I got away quickly.
I finally managed to return an overdue library book and received one of the shiniest, most resplendent gold bricks I’ve ever seen. I will place this one at the entrance to your temple, Exalted One.
82.4-82.7% (10-24-18)
82.8% (10-25-18) 07:49 AM Felt a great disturbance in my wallet, as if thousands of voices cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. Turns out it was just my gold, melting into a brick.
82.9-83.0%
83.1% (10-26-18) 12:29 PM Turns out it’s not far. Every time I stood under the apple and waited while watching for it to fall, when it did, it only made it as far as my face.
Hope that I won’t have to find out how far the apple falls from the tree again. But the reward was good: an extra dose of experience and a shiny golden brick!
83.2-83.6%
83.7-83.9% (10-27-18)
84.0% (10-28-18) 12:15 AM Fished a golden brick out of the water, and decided that it was good enough for today.
84.1% 03:42 AM I saw the elephants and a giant turtle head…
My quest to find the point of no return and go past it was a complete success. Got a slightly scuffed golden brick as a reward. I think I’d better use this brick in the back corner of the temple.
84.2-84.3%
84.4% (10-29-18) 11:17 AM Everyone I ask told me I was right there. So finding myself turned out to be easy, since wherever I go, here I am!
My quest to journey on a voyage to find oneself was a triumph! I’m making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. Got a golden brick too.
84.5%
84.6% 01:07 PM The gold coins in my bag suddenly melted into a golden brick! Great for your temple, Gentle One, but bad for my drinking fund…
84.7% 05:12 PM Dropped my coin purse into the campfire. Managed to retrieve it, but a bunch of coins had fused into a brick-shaped block. What were the chances of that happening, my Lord?
84.8% (10-30-18)
84.9% 09:14 AM A giant fiery mole exploded out of the ground below my feet, and it took all of my strength to beat it back down with my coin bag. When I looked inside, a bunch of my coins had been bludgeoned into a fresh new gold brick!
85.0% 08:06 PM Tripped over a stone and face-planted on a huge gold brick. It may be my concussion but I swear my beer money’s vanished!
85.1% 08:06 PM Felt a great disturbance in my wallet, as if thousands of voices cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. Turns out it was just my gold, melting into a brick.
85.2-85.3% (10-31-18)
85.4% 01:15 PM The gates of Providence were flung open, and a brick of pure gold was bestowed upon me. It would have been a generous gift if I still had my beer money…
85.5% (11-1-18)
85.6%12:12 PM Suddenly my bag of money burst open, spilling its contents on the ground and forming a solid golden brick. Shiny!
85.7% 01:08 PM Just bought a golden brick from one of the more honest-looking traders. I swear, this is worth at least one beer.
85.8% (11-2-18) 01:27 AM Bought a box of cookies only to find a gold brick in it. What a disappointment.
85.9% 01:36 AM Ouch, my gold is melting! Almighty, if you’re all-powerful, why make me get all these golden bricks? Why don’t you just make your own temple?
86.0% 10:17 AM Got lost in the layers of dreams. Now I don’t know if this is reality. Prepare to resurrect me if this is not, my Lord.
They told me that to dream a dream within a dream would be a piece of cake. Well, I don’t see any cake, and I can’t eat this stupid golden brick either.
86.1%
86.2% 09:58 PM The gates of Providence were flung open, and a brick of pure gold was bestowed upon me. It would have been a generous gift if I still had my beer money…
86.3% (11-3-18) 04:20 AM Spent all my time identifying flying objects. I saw a bird, a kite, a hot air balloon, and one more flying object that I left unidentified. I should probably leave that last one alone.
Though I was hoping that succeeding in my quest to identify a flying object would win the respect and admiration of my peers, this golden brick will have to suffice.
86.4-86.6%
86.7-86.9% (11-4-18)
87.0% 04:35 PM Cupil ate my wallet. You don’t want to know how I got this gold brick, Most Righteous One.
87.1% 07:26 PM Had to give away several gold coins, but in the end the acquaintance took place.
Hope that I won’t have to get acquainted with Charon the ferryman again. But the reward was good: an extra dose of experience and a shiny golden brick!
87.2% (11-5-18)
87.3% 01:40 PM It turns out that when winning gets you nothing, a win-win situation becomes a zero-sum game.
A hero’s work is never done, but my quest to find a win-win situation and lose certainly is! This golden brick is a nice reward for such a thankless job.
87.4-87.5%
87.6% 08:23 PM I was sitting by the road counting my money when a lightning bolt struck the ground right next to me, melting my gold into a gold brick.
87.7-88.0% (11-6-18)
88.1% 11:40 PM I appreciate your attempt to lessen my burden, Great One, but three thousand coins and one gold brick weigh the same, don’t you think?
88.2% 11:40 PM I was sitting by the road counting my money when a lightning bolt struck the ground right next to me, melting my gold into a gold brick.
88.3% 11:43 PM Scratched under my armor and found some grounds for complaint, a “You Shall Not” pass and a self-deflating tire. Wow, there was also a golden brick! Maybe I don’t need to fight anymore?
88.4% (11-7-18) 07:00 AM Stuffed my gold coins into a piggy bank until it burst, revealing a gold brick.
88.5% 11:25 AM I finally learned to cry over spilt milk. But not as much as I’d cry over spilt beer.
Hope that I won’t have to cry over spilt milk again. But the reward was good: an extra dose of experience and a shiny golden brick!
88.6% 11:23 PM Just bought a golden brick from one of the more honest-looking traders. I swear, this is worth at least one beer.
88.7 (11-8-18) 12:41 AM I have become a one-hit wonder with ease! The only problem is now I’m too sexy for my shirt! It was my favorite shirt too.
They told me that to become a one-hit wonder would be a piece of cake. Well, I don’t see any cake, and I can’t eat this stupid golden brick either.
88.8%
88.9% 01:37 PM I finally did it! I’d like to thank my rubber duck and my backpack for helping me when I was on the verge of falling off again.
My quest to fall off the edge of insanity and climb back up was a triumph! I’m making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. Got a golden brick too.
89.0-89.3% (11-9-18)
89.4% 04:16 PM 1 fishy, 2 fishy, 3 fishy…are you sure this will get me a date?
My quest to establish how many fish there are left in the sea was a triumph! I’m making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. Got a golden brick too.
89.5% (11-10-18) 01:53 AM Watched on in awe as one by one, gold coins flew out of my pouch, turned liquid mid-air and coalesced into a golden brick.
89.6% 02:21 PM My pocket ripped under the weight of all my gold, and I squirmed uncontrollably as a torrent of freezing coins ran down my leg. When they finally stopped I couldn’t find them anywhere, but there was a shiny gold brick in my sock!
89.7-89.8%
89.9% 09:48 PM The Bricked Autonomouse perished, leaving me with a golden brick. Thanks!
90.0% 09:51 PM After I finally managed to teach it to forget, the elephant promptly forgot how. Well, I’m not starting over now!
My quest to teach an elephant to forget was a triumph! I’m making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. Got a golden brick too.
90.1% (11-11-18) 07:44 AM Like I could ever catch a winged horse. Instead, I chased the chicken across the road and collected its feathers.
Though I was hoping that succeeding in my quest to collect some pegasus feathers for a pillow would win the respect and admiration of my peers, this golden brick will have to suffice.
90.2%
90.3% 02:27 PM The Photoshoplifter ripped out my guts and showed them to me. Hey look, a golden brick! I don’t remember eating that.
90.4% (11-12-18) 02:49 AM Wow, it’s perfect! I will definitely get a patent for this one!
They told me that to build a better mouse trap would be a piece of cake. Well, I don’t see any cake, and I can’t eat this stupid golden brick either.
90.5-90.7%
90.8% 11:27 PM I did it! The poor donkey ran away with a tail on its head.
Finally completed my quest to pin the tail on the donkey. Got some experience and a golden brick after a long, draggy cutscene.
90.9-91.0% 11:58 PM used an activatable artifact to convert 2 bold trophies to golden bricks
91.1-91.5% (11-13-18)
91.6-91.7% (11-14-18)
91.8% 12:29 PM Suddenly my bag of money burst open, spilling its contents on the ground and forming a solid golden brick. Shiny!
91.9% (11-15-18) 01:59 AM Discovered that divine facial hair is just not my style. Here, my lord, you can have it back, now.
Hooray! After all this long and agonizing traveling, the quest to climb the social ladder to get god’s beard is finally over. Got a golden brick, quicksandals and 12042 coins as a reward!
92.0% 09:41 PM That was simple. I just needed a philosopher’s stone.
Though I was hoping that succeeding in my quest to learn how to spin straw into gold bricks would win the respect and admiration of my peers, this golden brick will have to suffice.
92.1-92.2%
92.3% 10:39 PM As the air crackled with energy, my purse jerked and lightened. Cupil coughed and abruptly yakked up an enormous hairball. Gleaming through the grey mess was a perfect golden brick! Cupil belched contentedly and sat down to groom himself.
92.4% 10:39 PM My pocket ripped under the weight of all my gold, and I squirmed uncontrollably as a torrent of freezing coins ran down my leg. When they finally stopped I couldn’t find them anywhere, but there was a shiny gold brick in my sock!
92.5% 10:39 PM Accidentally spilled a number of gold coins in a pond. When I reached in to pull them out, all I could find was this golden brick. Tossed Cupil in for good measure, but all that came out was an angry, wet trojan horse.
92.6% (11-16-18) 06:44 AM Threw my gold in the air to show off my wealth, but a gold brick hurtled down onto my head in return. Ow.
92.7% 10:20 AM It’s already starting to branch out from beneath my name… Huh?
A hero’s work is never done, but my quest to plant a family tree certainly is! This golden brick is a nice reward for such a thankless job.
92.8% 11:59 AM Scratched under my armor and found a pebble without a cause, a hex tape and a periodic table of elementals. Wow, there was also a golden brick! Maybe I don’t need to fight anymore?
92.9%
93.0% 12:11 PM Notes from the arena: Halebel is on his knees. Bobus I salutes to the heavens! The winner receives a gold brick and 532 coins. As it was promised, the loser gets a great consolation prize – three gold bricks.
93.1%
93.2% 06:36 PM The trader had me add gold coins to the balance, until they weighed the same as this new golden brick. Cost a lot, but totally worth it!
93.3% 11:04 PM Next time I’d better ask him for something. The ingredients are too expensive!
Hope that I won’t have to summon an evil demon and tease it by calling it names and blowing raspberries again. But the reward was good: an extra dose of experience and a shiny golden brick!
93.4% (11-17-18) 01:50 AM I arranged a whole bunch of coins in a brick shape, clicked my heels together, wiggled my nose, closed my eyes and wished real hard. Then I gave them to the trader in exchange for a gold brick.
93.5% 09:09 AM My bag suddenly caught on fire. I dropped it and quickly stomped out the flames. Nothing seems to be damaged, but I found a new golden brick!
93.6%
93.7% 02:03 PM Watched on in awe as one by one, gold coins flew out of my pouch, turned liquid mid-air and coalesced into a golden brick.
93.8%
93.9% (11-18-18) 12:46 AM Just bought a golden brick from one of the more honest-looking traders. I swear, this is worth at least one beer.
94.0-94.3%
94.4% (11-19-18) 12:54 AM Cut off the cookie supply – they yielded pretty fast after that.
I’ve finally managed to lay siege to a pillow fort. My titanic efforts were rewarded with a golden brick and some pocket change!
94.5-94.6%
94.7% 01:54 PM My coin pouch shuddered violently and ejected a gold brick with a sonorous belch.
94.8% 08:44 PM As the air crackled with energy, my purse jerked and lightened. Cupil coughed and abruptly yakked up an enormous hairball. Gleaming through the grey mess was a perfect golden brick! Cupil belched contentedly and sat down to groom himself.
94.9% (11-20-18) 02:47 AM She does beautiful work, but I have to draw the line at dishonesty.
I finally managed to find a spider that can spin a web of lies and received one of the shiniest, most resplendent gold bricks I’ve ever seen. I will place this one at the entrance to your temple, Almighty.
95.0-95.1%
95.2% 12:47 PM As the air crackled with energy, my purse jerked and lightened. Cupil coughed and abruptly yakked up an enormous hairball. Gleaming through the grey mess was a perfect golden brick! Cupil belched contentedly and sat down to groom himself.
95.3-95.4%
95.5% 03:06 PM I’ve become slightly more awesome but I’m not sure how I can prove it to others.
My quest to become slightly more awesome was a triumph! I’m making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. Got a golden brick too.
95.6%
95.7% (11-21-18)
95.8% 06:34 AM Trying new ways was easy. The difficult part was finding old scores.
My quest to settle old scores in new ways was a complete success. Got a slightly scuffed golden brick as a reward. I think I’d better use this brick in the back corner of the temple.
95.9%
96.0% 09:33 AM Why can’t you use someone else’s money to make golden bricks, Most Righteous One?
96.1-96.2%
96.3% 03:26 PM Navigated solely by taste. Found myself somewhere earthy.
My quest to ignore sight, sound and smell, and navigate solely by taste was a complete success. Got a slightly scuffed golden brick as a reward. I think I’d better use this brick in the back corner of the temple.
96.4% 05:09 PM Felt a great disturbance in my wallet, as if thousands of voices cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. Turns out it was just my gold, melting into a brick.
96.5% (11-22-18) 07:20 AM Suddenly felt like I had to make use of the mystery box. Shook it as hard as I could and out came a new, shiny golden brick!
96.6-96.7% 07:22 AM Reported my success at the side job agency and was rewarded with a valuable prize. Got two golden bricks.
96.8% 07:38 AM Everyone knows that rubber ducks exist to prevent Nargles from invading Godville. Now if only I could find a Nargle.
My quest to discover the exact function of a rubber duck was a complete success. Got a slightly scuffed golden brick as a reward. I think I’d better use this brick in the back corner of the temple.
96.9% 07:31 PM Watched on in awe as one by one, gold coins flew out of my pouch, turned liquid mid-air and coalesced into a golden brick. Maybe you should consider becoming a magician, my Lord.
97.0% 11:01 PM I learned to eat only one potato chip. It was easy since monsters ate the rest.
My quest to learn to eat only one potato chip was completed with excellence! Got a shiny golden brick and felt great about it.
97.1% (11-23-18)
97.2% 06:56 AM I appreciate your attempt to lessen my burden, my Lord, but three thousand coins and one gold brick weigh the same, don’t you think?
97.3% 01:25 PM I was sitting by the road counting my money when a lightning bolt struck the ground right next to me, melting my gold into a gold brick.
97.4% 02:42 PM Wish I’d noticed it was singular not plural before I’d made so many turns.
Finally completed my quest to take a turn for the worse. Got some experience and a golden brick after a long, draggy cutscene.
97.5-97.6%
97.7% (11-24-18) 02:40 AM The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast was so impressed with my fighting skills that he rewarded me with a golden brick. Posthumously.
97.8% 10:36 AM “I’ve got so much money in my pouch Exalted One! I’m off to have a fun night at the tavern! My life is great and I’m glad for your help!” is what I would have written if you hadn’t just melted all my coins into a brick.
97.9-98.0%
98.1% 08:42 PM Watched on in awe as one by one, gold coins flew out of my pouch, turned liquid mid-air and coalesced into a golden brick. Maybe you should consider becoming a magician, my Lord.
98.2% 09:16 PM Story of my life. I shouldn’t be here, but in the tavern instead.
Hope that I won’t have to be the wrong person in the wrong place at the wrong time again. But the reward was good: an extra dose of experience and a shiny golden brick!
98.3% 11:33 PM I was sitting by the road counting my money when a lightning bolt struck the ground right next to me, melting my gold into a gold brick.
98.4% (11-25-18) 08:18 AM Suddenly discovered I had heat vision! There goes a tree! A rock! My coin bag! …oops. Scavenged a brick shaped mass from the embers and vowed never to use that power again.
98.5% 11:45 AM Solved the Sphinx’s Riddle! And the answer is: Man.
Though I was hoping that succeeding in my quest to solve the Sphinx’s Riddle would win the respect and admiration of my peers, this golden brick will have to suffice.
98.6% 06:13 PM Stuffed my gold coins into a piggy bank until it burst, revealing a gold brick.
98.7% (11-26-18) 01:15 AM A tiny little man in a white tuxedo popped out of the ground. He snatched my coin purse, put some coins in his top hat, mumbled some gibberish and pulled out a golden brick. Once more please!
98.8%
98.9% 06:21 AM Returned to the side job board. Got one golden brick and a prize chest for finishing the side job.
99.0% 08:28 AM Oh, great! Another golden brick suddenly ripping through a pocket. And I can’t afford a tailor now, either.
99.1% 08:41 AM No hero was harmed in the making of this golden brick.
99.2% 01:28 PM The trader had me add gold coins to the balance, until they weighed the same as this new golden brick. Cost a lot, but totally worth it!
99.3% 04:01 PM Tripped over a stone and face-planted on a huge gold brick. It may be my concussion but I swear my beer money’s vanished!
99.4% 05:05 PM Bought a golden brick. It seems a little damaged, but whatever, all in all it will be just another brick in the wall.
99.5% (11-27-18)
99.6% 05:14 PM Felt my backpack lighten a lot. Then a gold brick dropped into my palm from my sleeve. Holy magic!
99.7% (11-28-18) 01:21 AM My pocket ripped under the weight of all my gold, and I squirmed uncontrollably as a torrent of freezing coins ran down my leg. When they finally stopped I couldn’t find them anywhere, but there was a shiny gold brick in my sock!
99.8% 03:03 AM Now instead of a heap of coins, I have a golden brick. These temples are quite expensive to build.
99.9% 07:11 AM Another golden brick. It seems that you only influence my life when I have a lot of money, Luminous One. Do you still care for me now that I’m poor?
100.0% 02:40 PM Bought a golden brick. It seems a little damaged, but whatever, all in all it will be just another brick in the wall.