Dear Chronicles, I know I have a diary but the trouble with them is it’s easy to lose. so I thought get myself a huge stone tablet and chip at it with the most important things that happened to me as follows:
- Day 1, Born (thanks for all the future pain and suffering evil one.)
- Day 2-9, Killing monsters, looting and getting zapped by lightning.
- Day 10, After untold lightning bolts I finally saw the dark truth I am now evil (3rd rank).
- Day 11, “..fell through a large oak door in town, thought I was signing for damages, turns out I joined Wubwubber!”.
- Day 12, guild life suits me, cheaper healing! ..making my mark on the world.(scorch mark on the ground from the heavens)..Pure evil again damn it’s hard work on my body (as a human lightning rod) to keep my evil status.
- Day 13-23, killed stuff, bought stuff & drunk stuff; a lot of stuff.
- Day 24, I got myself a pet “Significant otter” looks like a common otter really kept that to myself and didn’t want to hurt its feelings.
- Day 25, Falcon punch (strange name for a drink). Yes, yes, yes, yes now I’m Pure Evil! (can’t get more eviller than that!) [me-18,pet-2] danced with a “Broadbandit” and of course won the battle and gold and golden brick and almost fatal wounds. [me-19,pet-2] after battering another hero half-to-death in the arena he looked up and asked “be my friend” felt sorry for the creature and accepted her request.
- Day 26, Another day another arena victory! (a lot of electricity is still crackling around me 2 hours later). Grew another level today which makes me 19 levels tall now.
- Day 27, It seems that my brute just achieved a new level [me-19,pet-3]
- Day 28, Got very drunk
- Day 29, Hangover from heaven! But must have got enough beer xp to level to 20!! Spend most of the rest of the day getting hit by lightning. Sneaky little otter levelled again today I bet he’s to be stealing my xp during the night! [me-20,pet-4]. Lost in the arena today, the Evil One must have had a hangover worse than mine, he didn’t help me one bit in there.
- Day 30, 1 month old already where did all the time go, to the tavern for a small celebration… #Happy burpday do mee.. ’appy burpday do meeee .. hic .. appy….(Fade to black)
- Day 31, Great One I beg you to chop off my head, I don’t need this hangover. Having a long run of bad luck being hit by monsters, lightning, traders & tavern prices. Life shouldn’t be this hard surely? Why o why Evil One do you keep taking my trophies from kills and giving me nothing in return not even a few coins for a half-pint? By the power of Black Trees, bigger and better now. [me-21,pet-4]. Eh?…what the fu.. (hears chants of “Black Oak”) did I win? guess so got a new shiny brick!
- Day 32, …(blacked out)…
- Day 33, Timon must be moonlighting because he just levelled again [me-21,pet-5]
- Day 34, Wow it’s been a long slog but finally got me another level [me-22,pet-5] with my new power I kicked butt in the arena today puts me on 8 wins!
- Day 35, a lot of things went wrong today, so much that I died for the second time…..
- Day 36, woke up to find my death counter now reads zero.
- Day 37, thought about leaving Wubwubber but have spent so much time schmoozing my way up the ranks and Timon levelling put me right off. [me-22,pet-6]
- Day 38, [me-23,pet-6] another day another level!, thud! a golden brick, thank-you Evil One!
- Day 39, Is my life so boring that I have nothing to write today? Being “Pure Evil” is more than a way of life it’s a career!
- Day 40-43, you wouldn’t believe how hard it is to find a new stone chisel. Timon saved my life but got himself knocked out for a few days. He’s a sneaky chap who stole some xp from me again and levelled. Luckily he missed a big chuck of it at the bottom of my bag so I also levelled [me-24,pet-7]
- Day 44-46, Celebrated levelling [me-25,pet-7] way too much, spent all my gold, found a receipt for Timon. Had to do the pawnbroker “a favour” to get him back bought mouthwash to get rid of the taste, not sure it was worth it.
- Day 49, [me-26,pet-8] Won a battle in arena.
- Day 56, [me-27,pet-9]
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Timon lost all his levels, let him retire in peace.
… - 10 months 25 days – Finally created a masterpiece of temple engineering. To you O’fearsomeome 1 x completed temple
- 10 months 27 days – No rest for the wicked eh evil one? An ark you say, only 1000 logs you say, few weeks you say?
- Day 348 10:00 After such a glorious battle with the Pocket Monster I could not bring myself to deliver the finishing blow. Instead, he will be my new companion. Come along, Pinky, let’s go questing. New Pet “Pinky” the Pocket Monster
- Day 349 Pet level 2
- Day 351 Pet level 3 & “Lucky”, “05:56 Heard a popping noise and noticed Pinky grew taller by an inch. Why can’t this happen to me when I level up?”
- Day 353 Pet Level 4, Me level 51 – Better than you Pinky so thier!