1-11-12 Wednesday. 11:38: I looked into the kind eyes of the vanquished monster and suddenly decided — Sun Dog, you’ll be my pet! And I’ll call you Sparky. Bandaged his wounds, gave him a treat and fastened the leash.
1-23-12 Monday 18:24: The Dandy Lion raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Sparky suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Sparky quietly heaved his last breath under the weight of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lady, why? He was so young…
1-25-12 02:13: Scraped together 2602 gold coins and managed to persuade the priests to revive my pet. Oh, Sparky, I’ve missed you so much!
2-21-12 09:32: Step by step, day by day…
3-24-12 Saturday 04:47: The Good-looking Evil Twin raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Sparky suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Sparky quietly heaved his last breath under the weight of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lady, why? He was so young…
3-26-12 Monday 16:46: Lost the last hope of resurrecting my pet. Good bye, Sparky. I promise to find a new best friend in your memory!
3-28-12 Wednesday 06:23: I died by the hand of the Postman of the Apocalypse, but my name will live on!
3-28-12 17:12: These constant resurrections are wreaking havoc on my social life.
3-31-12 Saturday 07:44: I looked into the kind eyes of the vanquished monster and suddenly decided — Dandy Lion, you’ll be my pet! And I’ll call you Boo. Bandaged his wounds, gave him a treat and fastened the leash.
4-4-12 Wednesday 11:44: The Godville Administrator had to perform an awesome combo, several critical strikes, three fatalities and bribe me with a golden brick before I admitted defeat.
11:49: Omnipotent One, I’m dead! Don’t you know any cheat codes?
14:49: Oh my Lady, have you ever considered letting me into heaven instead?
5-15-12 Tuesday 00:05: Stared into the face of danger. It winked back.
6-21-12 Thursday 03:49: The Godville Administrator raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Boo suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Boo quietly heaved his last breath under the weight of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lady, why? He was so young… He was at level 19
6-23-12 Saturday 07:43: Scraped together 7896 coins and managed to persuade the priests to revive my pet. Oh, Boo, I’ve missed you so much!
6-26-12 20:05: Boo was suddenly surrounded by a sparkling glow and began skipping around and humming happily. Hey, I think he just leveled up! Yea! Level 20!!
6-29-12 00:38: Had a near death experience, swiftly followed by a death experience at the hands of the dastardly Double Dragon.
6-30-12 00:31: Came back to senses at the district mortuary. Refused the autopsy and was discharged under supervision of the district coroner.
7-11-12 18:57: The Knightmare may have killed me, but I got the last laugh. It still has pieces of me stuck in its teeth!
7-11-12 21:41: Hugged Death goodbye. It always gets emotional when I am resurrected.
7-18-12 Wednesday 06:28: Shamefully died by the hand of the Worthy Opponent.
09:21: Wow, I really screwed up this time… I’m in like what… 1, 2… Wow, 12 different pieces! Good luck putting me together, Great One!
11:10: Hugged Death goodbye. It always gets emotional when I am resurrected.
7-26-12 Thursday 10:59: The Evil Twin raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Boo suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Boo was knocked out by the hit of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lady, if I don’t bring him back to senses over the next 60 hours, he’ll lose all his levels and the will to compete!
7-28-12 Saturday 22:59: I didn’t manage to heal up my pet’s wound in time. Well, Boo, your regenerating abilities will help you to recover, but I think level-ups and pantheons are not for you anymore. On the other hand, who needs these silly things anyway?
9-24-12 Monday 18:32: Shamefully died by the hand of the Mortal Tomcat.
19:12: Dying wouldn’t be so bad if Boo would stop burying and digging me up constantly.
19:42: Thank you for your mercy, Soul Supreme. Now tell me, what was I doing again?
19:42: Thank you for your mercy, Soul Supreme. Now tell me, what was I doing again?
10-23-12 Tuesday 20:58: The healer pronounced me dead on arrival just when you decided to resurrect me, Mighty One. Poor guy, he still can’t figure out how he got that wrong.
1-3-13 05:19: Dearest diary, today was the day! I carefully laid the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all windows to let your glorious light shine in. I can’t believe it, your temple is finally finished, my Lady! I feel delirious with happiness.
1-30-13 Wednesday 23:50: The Postman of the Apocalypse raised its hand for a deadly final strike against my beloved Boo, when I suddenly threw myself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. I’m dead but otherwise okay. Oh, Almighty, why? I was so young…
00:04: Death was surprised to see me back so soon. He said I should work less and get a life.
00:29: Was banned from attending my own funeral as the undertaker finds it too spooky.
03:45: Wished to have a good look around Purgatory, but Death directed me to the “Short Stay” parking lot instead.
09:58: Good news, Great One! I stopped drinking for a while! But then you resurrected me.
And on and on it goes. I keep killing monsters and they kill me. I get resurrected by my wonderful goddess Bky. I fight, find treasure, sell and drink lots of beer. My temple has many followers. . I also love my pet. Life is good and on it goes. ..
8/25/15 02:20 PM Finally! I won a game of chess against Death and he let me return to the land of the living!
4/3/19. 03:06 PM I looked into the kind eyes of the vanquished monster and suddenly decided — Terror Bull, you’ll be my pet! And I’ll call you Pinky. Bandaged his wounds, gave him a treat and fastened the leash.