Starting hard -strikethru-00:40: Went to a local hospital to patch up my wounds, but was thrown out after failing the blood test.
Bottle of nuka-cola
Hero
D1ckFace 1
level 14
real cool motto here
| Age | 13 years 5 months |
| Personality | neutral |
| Guild | no guild |
| Monsters Killed | about 2 thousand |
| Death Count | 3 |
| Wins / Losses | 3 / 9 |
| Bricks for Temple | 1.5% |
Equipment
| Weapon | fork of truth | +8 |
| Shield | large dartboard | +3 |
| Head | biker's helmet | +6 |
| Body | titanium nightgown | +7 |
| Arms | pair of starched cuffs | +9 |
| Legs | bunny-ear slippers | +5 |
| Talisman | holy bolt | +6 |
Pantheons
| Hero has yet to take places in pantheons. |
Achievements
- Favorite, 3rd rank