The Monsters’ Rights Activist is shouting “EX-TER-MIN-ATE!” in a shrill metallic voice…
The hero is crying ‘FREAK OUT!!!!’ to encourage himself… Find a dozen fresh rooster eggs
Sprinkle some medicinal plants into the aboriginal peace pipe
Teaching parrots to repeat odd things to other heroes…
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My health is good, my weapon is sharp, and my armor is shining brightly. Bring it on!Pantheon of Survival: 11111
11:44 AM I let Azza93666 play with my weapon for a while. It can’t hurt to have a second set of fingerprints on it.
My time for war was wearing thin…..milkshake anyone???
12:59 PM The trader told me he didn’t need my eerie silence generator as he had one of his own, but dropped and broke his when he tried to show it to me. Decided to strike while the irony was hot and got 222 gold coins for my item….lol
06:14 AM Gv-zeus Mk2 is trying to blind the enemy with a snow-white smile, but with no success, due to his apparent lack of teeth.
04:42 AM D3vil and I both wanted to buy the armor of the Fallen Demon, so the trader auctioned it. After a fierce and stressful hour, the price soared to 2055 gold coins and I emerged as the winner.
Tickling Oy, risking a violent mauling…lol :)
09:10 AM The doctor warned me that drinking my weight in beer would probably kill me. Challenge accepted!
04:54 PM Following an order from the sky, Freakbro69 smashes the bag of liquid nails into the opponent’s head.
01:04 PM What doesn’t kill you, hurts!
12:01 PM Everyone was excited when “Progress Bar” announced free beer in honor of Green Lantern Core. By the time I got there, all they had left was the bill for 364 gold coins.
11:24 AM Notes from the sparring fight: Freakbro69 gets a percentage of experience for today’s win, while Azza93666 thanks his partner for a lesson.
10:01 PM I didn’t manage to heal up my pet’s wound in time. Well, Oy, your regenerating abilities will help you to recover, but I think level-ups and pantheons are not for you anymore. On the other hand, who needs those silly things anyway? 10:50 PM Judging by Baloo’s face I think he’s tired of me. I guess it’s time to finally set him free. Farewell, Baloo! I promise to find a new best friend in your memory!
08:15 PM The doctor said that he could’ve healed me faster if the leeches didn’t keep falling off drunk.
07:56 PM Notes from the battlefield: The heroes brought together by common destiny have defeated the Nimble Alpacalypse! Freakbro69 added 5980 gold coins, a golden brick, a golden brick, a bottle in a miniature ship, a Tesla coil and a disharmonica to his bag.
Magic 69 ball…lols
:03:56 PM Just encountered a Dragon With A Girl Tattoo selling bootleg ‘FREAK OUT!!!’ T-shirts. It shall pay dearly for this trademark violation!
08:40 PM I looked into the kind eyes of the vanquished monster and suddenly decided — Firefox, you’ll be my pet! And I’ll call you Baloo. Bandaged his wounds, gave him a treat and fastened the leash.
10:47 PM The only mistakes I can recall are the ones I make when I’m sober. There’s only one logical solution to this…