If you’re reading this, bugger off and mind your own business.
Hero
Samuel Vimes 675
level 145
trader level 36
Isle put a mispell on ewe
| Age | 14 years 1 month |
| Personality | neutral |
| Guild |
Guild Name
(middling)
|
| Monsters Killed | about 956 thousand |
| Death Count | 199 |
| Wins / Losses | 372 / 212 |
| Temple Completed at | 10/23/2011 |
| Ark Completed at | 06/03/2016 (503.6%) |
| Pairs Gathered at | 04/19/2018 |
| Book Written at | 01/08/2023 |
| Souls Gathered | 53.24% | Shop | “Below the Belt” |
| Pet | Insomni-yak Dinguskahn 22nd level |
| Boss | Cowlossus with 323% of power |
Equipment
| Weapon | mace of amnesia | +158 |
| Shield | wheel of time | +158 |
| Head | existential dreadlocks | +159 |
| Body | vest of both worlds | +158 |
| Arms | not-so-smart watch | +157 |
| Legs | leap-of-faith boots | +158 |
| Talisman | ridiculous-o-meter | +158 |
Skills
- clinical strike level 170
- fanned fingers level 167
- spoon-bending level 157
- drunken rampage level 156
- intimate tickling level 153
- cry of horror level 151
- electro-broom level 145
- rays of love level 138
- thumb blowing level 135
- mega-bite level 126
Feats
- ⓷ Get featured in the newspaper as a famous hero ✓
- ⓶ Turn in a side job in the last ten minutes ✓
- ⓶ Visit the trader with two identical coupons ✓
- ⓶ Feed hungry tribbles with regular ones ✓
- ⓶ Deliver both a wanted monster and a wanted artifact within one day ✓
- ⓵ Die to a monster and lose 15k gold ✓
- ⓵ Befriend Godville Administrator ✓
Pantheons
| Gratitude | 18 |
| Might | 127 |
| Templehood | 122 |
| Gladiatorship | 645 |
| Mastery | 216 |
| Taming | 607 |
| Survival | 366 |
| Savings | 61 |
| Arkeology | 885 |
| Catch | 490 |
| Wordcraft | 516 |
| Soulfulness | 569 |
| Unity | 4 |
| Popularity | 5 |
| Duelery | 4 |
| Adventure | 4 |
Achievements
- Honored Animalist
- Honored Careerist
- Honored Favorite
- Honored Hunter
- Honored Invincible
- Honored Raider
- Honored Shipwright
- Builder, 1st rank
- Freelancer, 1st rank
- Martyr, 1st rank
- Moneybag, 1st rank
- Renegade, 1st rank
- Savior, 1st rank
- Scribbler, 1st rank
- Seadog, 1st rank
- Champion, 2nd rank
- Coach, 2nd rank
- Fiend, 2nd rank
- Miner, 2nd rank
- Saint, 2nd rank
- Scientist, 2nd rank
- Soulcatcher, 2nd rank
- Dueler, 3rd rank
- Hotshot, 3rd rank