level 64

Leben ist Zwecklos

Age 1 year 5 months
Personality pure good
Guild Guide to the Galaxy
Monsters Killed about 104 thousand
Death Count 55
Wins / Losses 29 / 31
Temple Completed at 05/02/2018
Wood for Ark 56.5%
Savings 2M, 956k (9.9%)
Pet Dandy lion Cupil 39th level


Weapon single-pronged trident +75
Shield questionable content filter +73
Head beanie of elusiveness +77
Body corduroy ninja outfit +72
Arms stage hands +73
Legs pair of winged sandals +75
Talisman vanity mirror +73


  • mass effect level 40
  • thumb blowing level 35
  • electro-broom level 35
  • rail-bending level 33
  • exhaust of the dragon level 33
  • palm of the panda level 32
  • forced generosity level 31
  • tin throat level 28
  • save-load level 27
  • selfish interest level 21




  • Honored Favorite
  • Animalist, 1st rank
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Hunter, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Raider, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Shipwright, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Champion, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

On the 21st of August, 2017, the great god of the sun, Beausoleil, brought forth into this world a hero to spread his Word.

Tesekles completed his Golden Temple to the great sun god, Beausoleil, on the 2nd of May, 2018.

He was honored by his election as Leader of the Guide to the Galaxy Guild on the 5th of June, 2018

Tesekles was blessed as an Honored Favorite of his kindly god on the 20th of June, 2018.

He achieved 50th level on the 10th of July, 2018; 60th level on the 9th of December, 2018.

90,000th monster killed 10th of December, 2018. It was a Ballpoint Penguin.

100,000th monster killed on 27th January, 2019. It was a Lightningale.

On the 21st of September, 2018, Tesekles’s pet and companion, Cupil, reached 30th level, earning the intrepid hero the Animalist badge.

The Day 2989 g.e. (15th of July, 2018) edition of The Godville Times featured Tesekles’ guild during his term as leader:
Guide to the Galaxy is a bunch of heroes and heroines occupying 19th place in the pantheon of unity. Rumor says there are about 38 of them. “hoopyfrood” — that’s how elites of this guild like to call themselves. Guild’s unity increases with dropping temperature.”

The Day 3058 g.e. (22nd of September 2018) edition of The Godville Times featured Tesekles’ guild once again during his term as leader:
Guide to the Galaxy is a heroic horde of 32 heads located around the 80th place in the pantheon of unity. The highest rank here is “hoopyfrood”. Almost every guild member finds it offensive to take a turn for the worse.”