level 60

Leben ist Zwecklos

Age 1 year 3 months
Personality pure good
Guild Guide to the Galaxy
Monsters Killed about 91 thousand
Death Count 46
Wins / Losses 28 / 29
Temple Completed at 05/02/2018
Wood for Ark 41.4%
Savings 2M, 142k (7.1%)
Pet Dandy lion Cupil 35th level


Weapon spam grenade +71
Shield full blast shield +70
Head shroud of clarity +70
Body central parka +70
Arms stage hands +69
Legs greaves of bodily harm +70
Talisman ring of the lords +70


  • strong brow level 38
  • thumb blowing level 34
  • palm of the panda level 31
  • electro-broom level 31
  • forced generosity level 30
  • rail-bending level 30
  • exhaust of the dragon level 30
  • tin throat level 24
  • save-load level 24
  • selfish interest level 21




  • Honored Favorite
  • Animalist, 1st rank
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Hunter, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Shipwright, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Champion, 3rd rank
  • Martyr, 3rd rank
  • Raider, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

On the 21st of August, 2017, the great god of the sun, Beausoleil, brought forth into this world a hero to spread his Word.

Tesekles completed his Golden Temple to the great sun god, Beausoleil, on the 2nd of May, 2018.

He was honored by his election as Leader of the Guide to the Galaxy Guild on the 5th of June, 2018

Tesekles was blessed as an Honored Favorite of his kindly god on the 20th of June, 2018.

He achieved 50th level on the 10th of July, 2018; 60th level on the 9th of December, 2018.

90,000th monster killed 10th of December, 2018. It was a Ballpoint Penguin.

On the 21st of September, 2018, Tesekles’s pet and companion, Cupil, reached 30th level, earning the intrepid hero the Animalist badge.

The Day 2989 g.e. (15th of July, 2018) edition of The Godville Times featured Tesekles’ guild during his term as leader:
Guide to the Galaxy is a bunch of heroes and heroines occupying 19th place in the pantheon of unity. Rumor says there are about 38 of them. “hoopyfrood” — that’s how elites of this guild like to call themselves. Guild’s unity increases with dropping temperature.”

The Day 3058 g.e. (22nd of September 2018) edition of The Godville Times featured Tesekles’ guild once again during his term as leader:
Guide to the Galaxy is a heroic horde of 32 heads located around the 80th place in the pantheon of unity. The highest rank here is “hoopyfrood”. Almost every guild member finds it offensive to take a turn for the worse.”