Kwyjibo was awakened to serve the Beamer (a lesser but never the less influential god) Upon his early trials in life, Kwyjibo had a difficult time mastering the ability to walk and chew gum at the same time, but with persistence and practice, this once seemingly impossible taks is now second nature to our hero.
Hero
Kwyjibo Fusebeard 庙舟畜35
level 97
jobbers cognots ye mucker
| Age | 14 years 8 months |
| Personality | neutral |
| Guild | no guild |
| Monsters Killed | about 379 thousand |
| Death Count | 255 |
| Wins / Losses | 223 / 666 |
| Temple Completed at | 06/15/2012 |
| Ark Completed at | 04/05/2015 (214.3%) |
| Twos of Every Kind | 436m, 365f (36.5%) | Savings | 10M, 792k (36.0%) |
| Pet | Terror bull Tige |
Equipment
| Weapon | The Schwartz | +106 |
| Shield | pocket protector | +106 |
| Head | bucket of sensory deprivation | +107 |
| Body | spine tingler | +107 |
| Arms | warm embracelets | +107 |
| Legs | leviathong | +105 |
| Talisman | soulstone | +107 |
Skills
- powerful sneeze level 110
- spontaneous combustion level 108
- chakra bending level 105
- brainstorm level 84
- brain dilution level 84
- mega-bite level 83
- Cheshire smile level 80
- poisoned kiss level 76
- cri de coeur level 58
- Rickrolling level 35
Pantheons
| Might | 7406 |
| Templehood | 1153 |
| Gladiatorship | 3265 |
Achievements
- Honored Renegade
- Animalist, 1st rank
- Builder, 1st rank
- Careerist, 1st rank
- Favorite, 1st rank
- Hunter, 1st rank
- Martyr, 1st rank
- Shipwright, 1st rank
- Champion, 2nd rank
- Moneybag, 2nd rank
- Raider, 2nd rank
- Saint, 2nd rank
- Savior, 2nd rank