hello. very dark in here. Ow! bugger! where bloody pen gone.
Anyhoo . How I get here? Hero?
You lookin at my stuff ?
maybe you like sexy man on sexy bike?. I have best bike in village . you can get pictures of me ifwant. and pictures of bike. You amazed at such small cost of pictures of me, so cheap and also sale on now also. Hang in garage, bathroom or hidden dungeon.
Not happy. Sombuddy did stolen my bike chain! Nobuddy in village has bike but mine!
Sum feker has stealed my bell today alsos. Now must shout Sexy man on bike coming round corners all people please careful !!!
Oh yeh… Old man show me what those little wheels do. He said they make 10speed bike! Not understand how to get make bike do 10 diffrunt speeds? I think old man trick me with fibbz. He will be sorry when I own bike gang. Cut his damn beard funny.
Bastard children stole my crisps today ..so mean, they was pickled onion flavour as well!! Also push me in hedge.
Didn’t get peed on. That was good. soft landing on sleeping stinking bloke also. never seen anyone sleep so long, children put him there to rest 2weeks ago! he will get a sore back. Made large paddles for peddles so tomorrow will go past faster..
If you read my stuff make me your friend please..very lonely. You will get picture of me +exciting news about my bike before I put it here. Thanking you … was given round rubber hoops to put around the wheels of me bike. The laughing man said they would help.
In hospital today, well… Drs cellar.
Got told I needed black sunglasses to look cool. I don’t have none so I sprayed my reading glasses with black paint. Couldn’t see shit? Literary, I skidded in dog crap and now I can see my spine. Very sore.
Dr said don’t worry.. He will fix me up good.
(shit)I sure I had other bit’s….?
Dr said I be ryt as rain? Wtf? Rain live down the drains! Our rain ain’t never bin ryt….
Member I be your friend!
Sure my arse was not at back of head? Think Dr put spine back downside up! Riding bike make harder… But more peepole take pictures of me.
This virus worse here in Hayle! Peepole getting picked at random for vaccine local man make.
Been baffroom today..
Ther is rumour in drinking hall.
Somefin bout Chaos space marines coming visit to help us..
Maybe they want start bike gang? Sounds good anyhoo.
Everyone’s body going mad!! Stuck indoors….
I have secret to this!
I always been mad!
Does you ever get squishy poo that is funny gold colour? I drink 2pints of honey yesday so that is gold couler?
Went to see doctor\vet today(he all rounder).. He was mad with me for taking bike for check up.. I only thought I was injuring two bushes with a bird tied to boulder?
Made me undress behind screen? Then wanted me to come out!!?
Why put screen in building next door?
Anyhoo he finally got splinter out of thumb so that was good.
Then ask if I want give blood.. Okey doh key I said.
He then headbutted me. Was good because I was already at vets house.. (I think a head)
A notha day to day. Went for walk, took bike.. Wen got back my arms was aching.
Rested my arms then went for bike ride. Went to look after my tomato plants.. cuz the tomatoes are getting very very sticky in the sun. Not turning red just thick and stinking like a donkeys fing??
Maybe was given cucumber plants by an accident?? My brother wud play a trick like that cuz he is local drug \chemyst man.
Everyone in village buys the coff medicine from him. People very parynoid about getting coffs round here? Big van he has parked end of track.. Always a giant Q there..
So desperate peepole lying by van washing old bottles out. Must have coff so bad!
Even got the hairy families from forest helping out. Big guys an gals they is.. The police man must not get on with the hairy families? Never seen him since…. Now and again they grab someone from under van by the ankle .. Pull them into forest but the peepole must love it wher they drag them too I guess, cuz I never seen anyone they dragged away.. Ever come back again!! Some buggers are so lucky in life.
Hello it’s another day again.
This ‘another day’ thing.. has bin happening throoout me chron!!!
Hard to explain, int it?
I will ryt more on here soon as,, I will do that!!
Oo what a shit storm today. ( diffrunt day again)
Them toms matoes, they turned oot nice they did.
I’m under the doovay feelyn layzee now. Want go 4pee but toylet is mor than 4feets away so breathin in hard and got legz cross. Thinkin aboot not peein is not workin, I’ve spent 2hour doin this now.I even put hed on pil low real slow so bladder not notice. Drinkin jinn an tonic frum can not helpin either… Dam it.
Hhmm force is strong on this straw matt dress.. Pleez not so many of yoo b thinkn aboot me bee4 yoo goin sleep tym. I am pick in up on peepoles thinkin thing aboot sexy man on bike with wind.
In my hare.
Eye therr that or have poltygoost in hear? I did wayk up missin peace of tow tuther day thinkin now aboot it.
I thort it was juss neybers dog agin.. Buggerr.
nuver day now…
Been offered good job down the cryptid farm..
Always cheer meup talking to them fingz that cumup from deep tunnels.. always buying sun blok for em also big straw hats.
Them fat dero traders sumtyms trade wiv the hairy folk also… the hairy guys still no how to fix them head beaming stuff from deep inthe ground.
got them lizard Lords running around this week pointing at folk? my brother gave me spray they don’t like, he makes it from peoples love glands he says?
oh yeh, never pea on hairy guys feet.
got a new dog 2day..
neighbours not happy now damn it!
keep shouting threw hole in door… Give our bloody dog back!
find your own dog stoopid.
not like you have to look far… I found my new dog just around back of there house actually.
morning again… to dam faraway is toilet seat over the gorge.. it is good being man cuz we get to poo standing up. ladeez need 2sit doon I am told. pore ladeez.
Hot 2day, brother said take this? he giv me a car door? I say what want 2carry car door for? After he slap me he told me…
If I get real hot on bike, I can wind down window to get cool breeze! my brother so clever man..
tomoro I will go to deep gorge and pull up bigust door I find with huge window so can let lotz n lotz of that breathy stuff in.
Anyway need to find Gideon Bible cuz run oot of rizla, pleaz cum
back hear soon an catch up on my sexy life.
also giv me p.o box and I send u pic of me on bike. Yes Is No joke.. 1year only offher! Dont mis oot!! after one pic yoo will want mor is promis!
wicker man nyt coming up so I’m off to find mor voluntearz 4that, visit village shaman first so peepole only see scruffy black dog around camping place,, so silly peepole camp wher blackthorn tree touches whitethorn tree!!
NEVER camp in such places unless yoo forever want live in twilight worlds with yer voice on wind only.. if village shaman no I ryt this I wood wake up wiv turnip for heart!! pleez no tell him promis me. l is apprentice to medicine hat for many yearz now ,so always be kind 2crows and all creatures specially crows! many times medicine folk sitting with crows and folk only see crow in tree. this happens in every place.
In Noo York I watching peepole throwing money at medicine hat man. wen I speekum to him laterz he surprised I did saw him an told me the American folks thought they throw bread to beautiful bird but really they chucked much paper at him.
He took me to meet his family and young gust daughter was cat burglar! peepole would say pretty cat ran in house how funny! it was not cat running in house but a girl painted fromher shadowthatis insideyou yourheartsshadow verystrong sssshhhhhhhh.. I feel this happening all around this world , in America I was showed how to make bone brush so it can be dipped in your hearts shadow to paint anything. folk stand up from being a wolf but must touch your heart through a deep small cut. you can even die but when you heal up you are so strong and can paint almost anything. when person dies, bone handle is made into small needles for bad medicine or can sometimes be used to heal from diffrunt needle attack. I feel American controller guy has many of these bone brushes. I getting off topics I think..I get in trouble so pleez be careful.
pleez tell me wot want me 2ryt aboot. yooz not regret it.. SYNCHRONICITY IS ALL .. That why u hear now.
THE UNIVERSE CONSTANTLY REARANGES ITSELF TO FIT IN WITH YOUR PICTURE OF REALITY.
um.. yoo vote me best sliced bread thing? 🍞
my cronicallz goin down drains.. peepole not liking? my birfday and my croncallz fell down 1place!!
I was beaten in front of all village… they place village tablet around my neck and send me to sleep with giant racoon dog’s.. dog’s with thumbs is much much trubbowl!! their pee hurt eye’s. No dog will track them ever! They run the waterways and tunnels to keep families safe. I not sure about dog’s that can stand and wink at you. Ministry of defence make newer models after 2nd above ground war I is told. I told they kill the old one’s who got trapped in collapsed underground who come to surface at night.
different breeds broken off after horrible deeds done. They travel around world through the ancient pipe network but most collapsed or have new lava flow these day’s I get told. The pale see through white folk who get confused with moon eyed decent old one’s. Is all on waxed book’s my family keeps. All pictures of our old vacuum tunnels we travelled world with. also people sit on thing’s that look like circuit boards underneath,, these travelled magnetic natural straight lines. Ley line’s.
Don’t want die when people not knowing truth about past stuff. many many lies, so I could hide stuff here.
Not get found if mix in with small fibbz?
at least tablet not stone no more.. just wires and bit’s of electric inside.
I must fast be thinking! no bugger even send me messages after I pouring my liver out to all peepoles.
Y is peepoles scarred talk or massage me? Andrele is bravest man. Cool bike he was told me..real gentleman that ther is..
Peepoles cum looks at peepoles chronic-calls . they need much help play How you not no how punish stoopid hero or lady hero?
Anyhoo. this is now my monthly tip for living and I will put one or four tips for peepoles : catching hairy cousins on film. Them trail cams show up to them as a dead space with big shiny light. Alsos they see dead spaces lot’s but dead spaces with angels is diffrunt. make trail cams so no straight lines. then paint trail cam in yogurt so mould grows over it..(not the lens) around edges of lense paint non formal lines over it. what you gets on film will make up for the less lense.
2: when you drunk take pants down before crapping. this is obvious you say. I seen diffrunt.
3: is I am thinking folk red my blood angel stories on reddit. I did wrote about Flesh Eaters. Very good good peepole say.they did! bloody telling you! If you want story of space marines tell me do it hear an it be all real good spellin.
pleez, I only words on screen person. not scary. Sexy yes.
cud do a monthly story? Shooting and deamons with an A.
chain blades and shuriken cannon?
inquisitor and retinue?
librarian flesh tearer or flesh eater or blood angel or diffrunt son of the angel losing it?
diffrunt year now how funny.
Black Library brought 2 short stories from me! Now I famous maybe?
putting together fan fiction and best one’s going in massive book fing!
I use annie gram for pen name. -one story is Inquisitor with into Slannesh and has sampled much strange flesh with much strange power init.
If ever thought anybugger would read this I would of did much good stuff instead of coming here after empty rum bottles.
I got go do sum laundry now fs..
Damn! I just read someone’s chronicles that are in the top 10.
it was anecdotes from books (not particularly good one’s either) that I read in primary school! that was surreal!!
guess it’s down to pure luck then, thank fek!
You sure you not want picture of bike?
I put sexy cushion on seat and dribble over bell. (No extra)
Well,,well, it been rufflee 9yearz and nobody contact me for goood storee or nuffin?
why I continue ryting me chron?
Eye no why!! It soo simple now!
folk seen my pic in Godvilles finest. now understanding engulf my very being.
when I am seen, the other Gods n lady Gods …is swoooning so much they is overcome with tingling feelings in place’s they not know they had before. In the bit’s between the bit’s I am making bet!
It is okay all of you. No need be embarrassed or nuffin like that. Take very shallow breath,, press “‘make me your friend’” and I will do the rest.
You can still get pic’s of me on bike. ..saddle or no saddle, polishing my shiny shiny ringer for bike.
Have sold out of pic’s of- spitting on bike, slapping with rag and hot summer forget shorts.
many new will be ready end of summer. Christmas orders I will take end of August.
..Also if anybody want know anything about game ask me.
ask me how I levelled up twice in one week and I will think of answer.
OK, see you in a bit.
Was thinking, cogs turning. why people vote for best chronicles by reading of game play?
Pick some bugger who does amazingly, whom does not appear in the pantheon of gratitude.
Say,, been here just over 3yrs and is level 111.Well, read their chronicles cause they certainly know what they are doing.
Infact I did this myself. Then forgot.
oh. I did remember something . hullo again.
when you have a biffday you get a good xp boost. So have …say three birthdays instead. this is secret between me an u.
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Damn poLICE came around. I playing moosic to loud. 05:42am SISTERS OF MERCY ..lol
I said ‘April Fool’
piggy said: ’It’s the fkn 2nd!’ turn moosic down. (that just happened lol)