Thunder McGee

level 80

Don't panic!

Age 3 years 1 month
Personality righteous
Guild Ankh-Morpork City Watch
Monsters Killed about 199 thousand
Death Count 107
Wins / Losses 200 / 312
Temple Completed at 09/17/2015
Ark Completed at 12/18/2016 (186.6%)
Twos of Every Kind 602m, 653f (60.2%)
Savings 8M, 558k (28.5%)
Pet Alpha centaur Ronan 22nd level


Weapon chainsaw of events +86
Shield emotional wall +87
Head two-way mirror shades +90
Body sacrificial vestment +89
Arms holy water wings +88
Legs system reboots +89
Talisman spare rib +91


  • heel grip level 72
  • powerful sneeze level 64
  • sunstroke level 63
  • intimate tickling level 61
  • steel finger level 61
  • cri de coeur level 60
  • dove of peace level 57
  • teeth gnashing level 53
  • full throttle level 50
  • cash whistle level 48




  • Animalist, 1st rank
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Favorite, 1st rank
  • Hunter, 1st rank
  • Raider, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Savior, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Moneybag, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles


08:36 AM A log! A thousandth log! I’m even ready for a flood now. Not that I’m asking for it, Soul Supreme.
For completing an epic quest I was complimented, fed and given six logs for the ark and a golden brick as a reward.


I just want to say this about the election: My cousin responded to it with this quote

“I believe that unarmed truth and unconditional love will have the final word in reality. This is why right, temporarily defeated, is stronger than evil triumphant. "

- Martin Luther King, Jr

Whether you support Trump or not, the fear and hate in the US (on both sides) and to some extent around the world right now is awful and the above quote is good to think about in these times.

Wood for Ark – 90.0%


08:20 AM I never realized there were so many wrongs to put right!
Finally! My quest to make the world a better place is done. After hearing about how epic I was, I humbly accepted a pile of wooden ark planks and a gift-wrapped, triple-sized chunk of experience.

Aww, I’m so proud.

(Azzageddi to Susan sto Helit upon S receiving phd)
@Susan Sto Helit your temple is done—now you can do miracles. Time to start building your ark. :):):):):)

12 months 0 days

Wednesday, 9/17/15
5 months 158 days

At about 11:40 am, had 998 bricks and got into a duel with three bricks to the loser. Lost and even had a gold brick in prize inventory.

10000 bricks!

While waiting for him to build the temple: Realizing he had the temple blueprints upside down…

Sweeping the gold dust out from the rug…

12:25 PM Carefully placed the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all doors, and cut the ribbon in a stately manner with my sword. I can’t believe it’s finally happened! After all these months of work, the temple in your name is finished, my Lady! I feel crazy with happiness.

Monday, 9/8/15 06:07 PM The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

9/3/15 08:23 AM The monument to you is almost finished, Almighty. It’s so close I can taste it! It tastes a lot like orange sherbet…

09:29 AM It’s raining. I don’t know what I did to make you cry, Great One. I pray for your happiness.

Quest: Rescue the dragon from the princess (completed)

12:11 PM The poor dragon was wearing a pink frilly tutu and a diaper when I finally managed to rescue him.
My quest to rescue the dragon from the princess has been completed! Received a pot of gold. Let’s go on a shopping spree!

02:44 AM Finished my quest to sneakily follow another hero on their quest, to make sure they don’t screw around. Stubby was rewarded with some experience and a board for his significant otter house. Wait a minute!

10:09 AM Accidentally tripped an assassin who fell and killed himself, causing the accidental assassination of the assassin assassinating the other assassin.
A hero’s work is never done, but my quest to assassinate an assassin in the act of assassinating another assassin certainly is! This golden brick is a nice reward for such a thankless job.

First Epic Quest!

09:21 PM I was standing in the sunset, looking across the golden rooftops of Godville, with the breeze ruffling my hair. A passerby called up from the street, “What’s with the epic pose? Did you complete a pub crawl of every tavern in Godville, or something?” Well, not yet…

02:21 PM Not sure where I picked up this terrible headache. Guess I need to visit all taverns again to return it.
Hooray! After all this long and agonizing traveling, the quest to complete a pub crawl of every tavern in Godville is finally over. Got a golden brick, an Undead Paladin’s shield and 12188 coins as a reward!

03:23 PM 5/27/15 Found the fallen star, only to find she had broken her leg in the fall. Performed first aid.
My quest to locate a fallen star to make a wish upon was a complete success. Got a slightly scuffed golden brick as a reward. I think I’d rather use this brick in the back corner of my temple.

Along with Eidotter, Thunder McGee defeated the Alpha Mole. Triumphantly, he emerged from the cave carrying his newfound loot, and tripped on a tree root. He picked himself up, started forward, and tripped again. He stood up again, politely kicked the tree root, and went on his way.