level 67


Age 9 years 3 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 147 thousand
Death Count 107
Wins / Losses 33 / 34
Temple Completed at 12/06/2013
Wood for Ark 68.6%
Savings 2M, 519k (8.4%)
Pet Hyper lynx Nipper 12th level


Weapon wunderwaffle +77
Shield counter offer +76
Head iron mask +76
Body Van Allen Belt +76
Arms off-the-cufflinks +76
Legs tic tac toes +76
Talisman croaking device +78


  • swear-o-matic level 45
  • elbow bite level 44
  • intimate tickling level 41
  • powerful sneeze level 40
  • backyard portal level 37
  • street magic level 35
  • peek-a-boo level 35
  • sword-swallowing level 35
  • electro-broom level 32
  • instant hairloss level 27




  • Honored Renegade
  • Animalist, 1st rank
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Favorite, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Shipwright, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Champion, 3rd rank
  • Hunter, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

Born in the city of Tradeburg from two atheists, Cagoon was raised like no god exist. His parents teach him to be a real trader and a beautiful pole-dancer, but his thoughts were the opposite (thanks for his bipolarism): he wanted to change the world. Or to be a pidgeon.

At the age of -2 ingame days his sleep was disturbed by a dream of lights, sounds and smell. LOTS of smell. Wondering why, he decided to find the source of it. His quest (what kind of quest is THAT?) leaded him to the Bottomless Pit of No Reasons, where he founded an altar which was made of fire, lightning and maybe something else, I don’t know.

That’s when he realized that he’s not alone – a being far more powerful exist in the world.

That’s when I took him and put him in a temple.

And that’s when he decided to be my sla-ehm, my champion.

My name is Barrasci.

I am a god.

And now I have a hero.