11:17: I pretended to be Death and took 403 coins from the trader by promising to delay his inevitable demise. Thanks for the camouflage, Cunning One!
08:23: The Hellaphant raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Nipper suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Nipper was knocked out by the hit of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lord, if I don’t bring him back to his senses in time, he’ll lose all his levels and his will to compete! (My heroes noble pet)
08:57: Success! The vicious Eel of Fortune is defeated! Tonight I will regale the townsfolk with tales of my heroic conquest, and they shall reward me with many pints of ale. Well, either that or they’ll pay me to stop!
01:53: Saw Charles73 approaching, and we tried to high-five each other as we walked past. Half an hour later we both came back to our senses to with palm prints on our faces.
08:16: Nipper’s eyes suddenly glowed with fury as he turned on the Autophobic Recluse for a vicious bite. Nice!
02:23: ‘Watch where you tread!’ the monster said. It hit my head; I may have bled. I turned and fled. My face is red, but I’m not dead!
04:17: The doctor said that he could’ve healed me faster, if the leeches hadn’t kept falling off drunk.
08:24: The Crypto-Knight tried to read my mind to gain some tactical advantage, but got thoroughly confused and soon gave up in disgust.
07:44: I tried to buy provisions in the market square, but there was only a stall selling jelly, a stall selling custard and a stall selling sponge cake… it was a trifle bazaar.
05:52: As I walked half-starving into a small town, the villagers offered me an “Embalming for Mummies” book to ward off the monster they’d heard growling in the woods. I didn’t have the heart to tell them that it was just my stomach.
03:50: Layce ran out of the bushes shouting “Agroche, I’m coming!” then crashed into a tree, knocking herself unconscious. Well, you know what they say – if you want something done right, do it yourself.
04:10: The local sheriff gave me 2500 gold coins for the head of the Trojan Horse and asked me to bring more. So, where is the nearest pub?