12:06 AM Feb 28, 2025 – El Herado pocket scribbler
The Testament of Bard Beta, the Brave, chosen by the Divine Babadank.
They say she once performed “teeth gnashing” backwards, upside down, and during teatime. ‘Tis said in Underwhere that she once drank three barrels dry ere sundown. When she sets forth to do nothing proving nothing is impossible, bones do crack and heads do roll. The banners of “Tinkerbell’s Entourage” fly proudly where’er she treads, though some say ’tis more a warning than welcome. Knows full well who is to blame, yet shall never reveal such knowledge. So speaks the legend, from mountain to sea.