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Azmir

level 42

Chillax & Eat grass

Age 7 years 4 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 40 thousand
Death Count 30
Wins / Losses 10 / 4
Bricks for Temple 65.5%
Pet Bipolar bear Dogmeat 14th level

Equipment

Weapon boomstick +52
Shield Faraday cage +51
Head mithril braces +52
Body snail mail +51
Arms signed plaster cast +51
Legs all-terrain slippers +51
Talisman broken mirror +51

Skills

  • falcon punch level 22
  • navel clamp level 18
  • save-load level 14
  • golden vein level 12
  • sober view level 12
  • brainstorm level 12
  • quantum leap level 9
  • mating contact level 9
  • knight's move level 7
  • brownian motion level 4

Pantheons

Hero has yet to take places in pantheons.

Achievements

  • Honored Renegade
  • Builder, 2nd rank
  • Favorite, 2nd rank
  • Animalist, 3rd rank
  • Champion, 3rd rank
  • Hunter, 3rd rank
  • Martyr, 3rd rank
  • Saint, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

The Dragon Ritual, the ritual performed by the common folk of Godville once every Friday to celebrate the coming weekend. The ritual requires the common folk to pledge to the Azullian dragon god, Azullus. Azullus is known by many names, the Jester, the Weathermancering Prick, the Lightweight Dragon, and the Sloth. He earned these titles through the rituals of the past and in one of these rituals, he gave birth to a son. Well you might be thinking right now, “How does a male god give BIRTH???!!!”. The answer lies below. Azullus have never once disobeyed the rules of his kind, well, rule of his kind. You see, there is only one rule that all Azullian dragons must obey, and that is to never let your saliva hit another. Which Azullus did. He accidentally allowed his drool to drop on one of the admins of the Shadow Hunters. The drool changed the admin into a toddler, the other admins of the guild doesn’t know what to do except kick the toddler out of the guild. The toddler got angry when the admins took away his guild badge, so he did what was logical to him at the time, he cried, like a baby. A drunk Azullus heard the cry and immediately smited the admins to powdery powder. What happened next was the miracle of the century. The toddler’s tears mixed with the powdery powder to form a powdery golem. The golem then carried the badge back to the toddler, which calmed the baby down. Due to the fact that it fulfilled its duty, the golem melted back into powdery powder. Azullus saw the entire thing and decided to adopt the toddler. He named him Azmir, because “Az” must be present in all Azullian names and “Mir” just came from beer, the favorite drink of all heros and heroines. There you have it folks, the chronicles of Azmir, son of Azullus, the Lightweight Dragon.