November 2024
pulled out this dusty old thing. a few events happened this past week. got two feats done in a row. was added to the newspaper. got the Honored Saint achievement and as of this post im currently #1 in the pantheon of creation. 😇🥳🥳🥳
also a humble brag but i got the
“Honored Moneybags” achievement too.
THAT was super hard. 🤑🤑🤑
these are all great and wonderful things.
but if i know my maker……… he likes to create “balance”.
i havent been punished in a LOOOONG LOOOONG time.
i worry now that he will now hurt me so he can achieve another achievement. 😳
i did finish the book also!! i use it to lock my personality. but i think it might not be a good thing if he keeps me evil.
also…………i get the feeling something very bad has happened in the makers relm.
u sense he is very angry and upset and needs to vent.
i feel that vent is me. 😱
i also get the feeling this could continue for at least four years. 🤮
all i can say is……… i had a good run!!
my maker supported me a lot.
time to prepare for the worst!!!!
COME AT ME LORD!!!!
I CAN TAKE IT!!!!
………maybe
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2023 October 1st (Japan time)
this wont last long but i made it to the 90th place in the pantheon of might!!!! ive worked …… as hard as i wanted to in order to reach this. its great!!
Pantheon of Might: 90 😎
random notes from a great day i once had. figured i should put it down before i get drunk and forget or… just die.
2023 June 15
yesterday was wonderfully weird.
got a hammer artifact, healed up to
“pure good”, used hammer, healed again to
“pure good!!”. then i just happened to have the timing right and “locked” my alignment so it would stay “pure good!” for about a day.
all that caused me to jump the “creation” pantheon to #3.
then quickly joined a boss fight at milestone 0. 😳 had to solo it cause other player died.
went to my shop and didnt lose my creation ranking. i think im #2 even though i kept getting punished. for no special reason. i think i heard my god lauging??😭
those punishments ↑↑
were all probably to makeup for me dying 2 days ago. 😳
but im better now.
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to travel is to have an unstable life.but the possibility of rewards are great!
after 11months of fighting, dying, drinking and crying….i have finally completed my God’s temple!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I couldn’t believe I was FINALLY done so…..the first thing i did to celebrate was….
go on another quest and get killed!!
I suppose I shall continue this journey of life and make my lovely pet level 30. Shouldn’t be too hard. It’s already level 25.No problem…..
and now….why my god hates me:
i had a pet. for 6months i fed him, groomed him, and brought him back to life when he needed it….
but at lvl 29 he died again.
instead of saving my money,
i went out drinking and bought useless things….and worst….
i ignored my god.
my pet left me for good.
betraying my god and my pet is the worst thing ive ever done.
i was a “pure good” hero.
now i am my god’s punching bag.
it hurts!!!!
i hope someday he forgives me….
but probably not until i find&train another pet….
to level 30.
until then….i walk a lonely path….
to the dark-side.
I am a tortured soul…..but at least I have another pet. Hopefully I’ll take care of this one…..
i wrote this in my diary:
01:16 AM I didn’t manage to heal up my pet’s wound in time. Well, Sven, your regenerating abilities will help you to recover, but I think level-ups and pantheons are not for you anymore. On the other hand,
who needs those silly things anyway?
…..i think im in trouble.
03:02 PM Judging by Sven’s face I think he’s tired of me. I guess it’s time to finally set him free. Farewell, Sven! I promise to find a new best friend in your memory!
…………big trouble.
my god has been silent….i am sure i will soon be punished severely for losing yet another high level pet. i DID manage to find another pet but…its a very STUPID “multi-legged luggage”. this might be the worst pet ive ever had. i live in fear each day knowing my lord is gathering his strength to wipe me off the face of this world. the silence!! please lord!!!! the silence is worse than the punishments!!!!
today April 2013 it began. after finishing my 909th quest i returned to Godville.
then i was thrown,burned,zapped,fried,boiled,
tickled,kicked,punched
and popped in my eye.
i was disciplined over 200 times!!
all within 5 minutes!!
i was wrong…the waiting WAS better than the actual punishment.
i am now: “Pure Evil!” (yes, with the exclamation mark!!)
“Personality:
pure evil!”
i have never been “Pure Evil!” before…im so scared!! what if i never return to normal!?!
i think my god will abandon me now. leave me to rot in silence.
my life is miserable.
but at least i made #1 in my pantheon….for now. wow my god REALLY DOES hate me!! (copy&pasted as is)—- Position God Hero Motto Level Personality
1 Sparkoflife 庙 Gen-X My god HATES me!!!!! 63 pure evil!
FINALLY GOT MY PET TO LVL 30!!!
04:23 AM Gleep ran into a phone booth. He spun around quickly, and exited to find himself bigger, stronger and leveled up.
I think my Lord will begin to help me to become a better person.
I really try my best. Now that my multi-luggage is lvl 30…I think my god can see how hard I’ve been working.
(Even though I waited until I had ONE min. left before I healed Gleep at lvl 29.)
PLEASE forgive me!!!!
PLEASE give me the ‘Spark of Life’
instead of the ‘Spark of Pain’!!!
I am finally ‘Righteous’. Its not ‘Pure Good’ yet but I’ll take it.Temple built.Gleep lvl 31.Things seem to finally be looking up!! (although…..it WAS kinda fun smiting monsters with one hit.)
Temple – built. Pet – over lvl 30. Personality – positive. Ark – being built. Savings – being saved. Things are going well for me except……….my god HATES when i die. Especially after getting so much gold. How do i know this? Well, lately when i die, my god just…..LEAVES ME THERE!!! Sometimes for HOURS!!!! It is sooooooo gross!!! Before he used to resurrect me and punish me a LOT. But now he just ignores me. I mean is it MY fault these monsters are BIG and mean?? Is it MY fault I dont run away and heal??……….oh…..maybe i should do that more often. Ill think about it while these mushrooms start growing on my decaying legs.
June 2015,
Suddenly heard a loud thunderous noise in the sky above.
Almost like the applause of a bunch of people but more……godlike.
Heard a chant get louder and louder……
SPARK!! SPARK!! SPARK!!!!
Afraid I was about to get seriously punished……i ran to the nearest cave to hide.
DON’T JUDGE ME!! When YOUR God’s name is
‘SparkOfLife’
you fear ANY lightning from above.
And there WAS lightning. A LOT!! Everywhere!!
But none touched the ground……instead paper began to fall from the sky. All over the land!!!!
I crawled out of my cave and picked up a piece.
It said,
‘CONGRATULATIONS ON BECOMING OUR LEADER!!’
……does this mean
our gods have leaders?!?!?!
I haven’t slept since.
JULY 24, 2015:
I did it!!!!
I did it!!!!
I DID IT!!!!!!
10:28 AM There’s a new log of gopher wood standing upright in the middle of the temple which will be very useful for the ark. I hope it’s not a load-bearing strut.
10:28 AM A log! A thousandth log! I’m even ready for a flood now. Not that I’m asking for it, Great One.
I CANT BELIEVE AFTER ALL THIS TIME…………
I FINALLY HAVE MY ARK!!!!!
It is FINALLY time to retire my trusty pet……
Gleep.
Since he has been with me so long……
AND is the first pet to enter my shiny new ark……
I have decided to rename him.
He will no longer be "Gleep"…………
“10:33 AM Divine enlightenment politely made it clear that I was calling my pet by the wrong name all this time. I’ll be calling him Genesis from now on!”
and……
“11:00 AM Put the pet into the ark. Sit here Genesis while I run some errands.”
THAT should make him happy. He can relax now.
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I think it’s time to find a friend for Genisis:
10:56 PM I was just about to defeat the Battlesheep when he pulled out a beer and offered it to me. Hey, I could use a good drinking buddy. Slapped a collar on him and named him Stitch. He looks like he’s regretting his choice now.
……great pet!!!! Might change the name though.
- Yes…… Ⅰ decided to change the name:
01:14 AM Divine enlightenment politely made it clear that I was calling my pet by the wrong name all this time. I’ll be calling him Rambo from now on!
…………Well, what kind of name was “Stitch” anyway? He isnt small OR blue.
He is a Battlesheep!! So yes…………"Rambo" is better.
He “rams” right???
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November 2015:
In July 2015 I finished my 1st ark.
Things are going well enough but……… I still feel like I haven’t accomplished what my god has asked me to do.
I remember when I was severely punished for abandoning my pet.
I still have the scars and nightmares!!!!!!
But I have never been BLESSED. I didn’t think it was possible to be BLESSED. I thought being ‘righteous’ was the best I could hope for.
But I found this magic hammer. When I touched it………it glowed and I felt more………um………
‘righteous’?? Does that make sense??
I have found hammers before………but this time it made me think………
I have accomplished a lot…I have definitely been punished all the way to “Pure evil!!”
………but does it go the other way?
My magnificent lord………is it possible to be………
“Pure good??”
Or are YOU already ‘pure good’ and simply asking to be as good as you ……
is the highest form of blasphemy?!?!?!
…………oh no. What have I done?!?!
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DON’T PUNISH ME FOR MY SELFISH REQUEST!!!!
NEVERMIND!!!! I’M PERFECTLY HAPPY AND CONTENT WITH HOW EVERYTHING IS NOW!!!!!
………what have I done.
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My Life Has Changed!!!!
I felt something in my soul………
and then I was healed………
30 TIMES IN A ROW!!!!!!!!!
I am NOW: (copy&pasted)
pure good!
It’s an AMAZING FEELING!!!!!!
I feel so close to my loving god!!!
I feel like I can almost reach out and touch him!!!!!
BUT………I dont need to. I am satisfied where I am.
pure………………bliss!!!!!!!
♡☆★♡★☆♡
WOW………!!!!!
So I am still sparkling from that blast of energy from my fantastic god………
and I entered a town………decided to look at the pantheon lists.
There is no special reason………I dont usually have anything to talk about………
BUT TODAY………I saw this:
1 Sparkoflife 庙畜舟 pure good!
I am NUMBER ONE in the CREATION PANTHEON!!!!!!!
So wonderful!!!!!!!!
I wish I could stay there all the time………
floating among the clouds.
But I have a feeling………this wont last long.
What a great day anyway!!!!
- 2015 Nov 10
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- 2016 Feb 22
at 7months and 2 days it happened.
2nd pet to reach lvl 30.
02:36 Suddenly, Rambo began to spin in a circle at really high speed. When it finally stopped, I noticed that my pet had leveled up and was also wearing a super-battlesheep costume.
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2016 Feb 26
18:38 I was just about to defeat the Vengeful Mole when he pulled out a beer and offered it to me. Hey, I could use a good drinking buddy. Slapped a collar on him and named him Tige. He looks like he’s regretting his choice now.
2016 October 15………
8 MONTHS?!?!
Well…………seems I need to work faster next time.
First this happened…………
YAY!!!!
SUCCESS!!!!!
＼(^o^)／
20:23 Soaring up into the air in a beam of colorful light, Tige started to look bigger and stronger. Hmm, there isn’t any reason to fear for my life, is there?
BUT after EIGHT months…………
I realised “Tige” was a stupid name.
(I realised it all by myself!!!)
22:34 Divine enlightenment politely made it clear that I was calling my pet by the wrong name all this time. I’ll be calling him Rocky from now on!
YES!!!!!!
“Rocky” MUCH better name for a mole.
Especially an “Unbeatable” mole.
A vengeful mole.
A vengeful mole who almost died MULTIPLE TIMES!!!!!
BUT at last made it to level 30.
Time for retirement!!!
And…………to achieve my “Honored Animalist” badge!!!
I wonder what my next pet will be??
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What a waste.
Out of ALLLL the pets……
i found one that is COMPLETELY useless:
22:21 After such a glorious battle with the Dreaded Gazebo I could not bring myself to deliver the finishing blow. Instead, he will be my new companion. Come along, Tigger, let’s go questing!
WHAT IS THIS THING?!?!
It’s no good in dungeons AND
i cant even ride it?!?!
ive gotta get rid if it ASAP!!!!
2016 November 21
4:55 AM (because waiting 5mins would be weird)
04:55 I’m like level 100 now! I’m like way more mature now! You can’t tell me what to do anymore, Luminous One.
2021?!?!?! JUNE 20th ***********
wow!!! havent seen this thing in YEARS!!!
so much to say. so many things have happened!!
but im too old and lazy to write them all down. im lvl129 been around for almost 10 YEARS!!!
im not as scared of my god as i used to be.
especially since i now have my own store!! yup. ive semi-retired.
on June 1st 2021 i dragged the last bag of money to the bank.
they gave me the deed and keys to a nice little shop on the corner.
its nota bad location but ill probably move out once i reach level 10.
running a store is not too difficult.
feel a little bad for my pet bodyguard satan clause Krampus.
he prefers to smash monsters and see many interesting places rather than standing near the door looking for shoplifters. (heroes steal items but the monsters can actually lift the whole shop)
So he is one of my best friends. helps out so much.
i DO have another…..creature thing.
so i took parts from a bunch of monsters i fought and created my own monster!! an Ogreachiever!!
its kinda neat. its not as tame as my pet bodyguard but he does like to go into deep dark mines and find little coins.
and whenever krampus and i run into a monster that is VERY POWERFUL
he will come out and help…if i ask nicely and promise to let him eat the remains. thats why i wont let him out so often.
thats also why i wont put him in my ark. he stays in the lab. he seems happy there. lots of space and a nice big garden just for him.
but he wouldnt like the ark. it is also big. but there are already many other animals in it. i have 5 in there already with room for another.
they each have their own living space and deck. im always adding more to it so everyone stays comfortable.
since i have time to slow down and try to enjoy life, ive decided to read more. im really into this amazing book. its written in runes so it takes time to translate. but im about 60% in and really enjoying it. i have no idea how it will turn out but im looking forward to the end.
since my life has calmed down a bit. i feel more at peace.
my god doesnt zap, boil, smite, burn, bake, fry, bite, tickle or slap me anymore.
i dont panic when he is quiet for days or weeks.
i have the perfect pet bodyguard. im always trying to improve the lab creature, ark or store. when i do die unfortunately i get resurrected very quickly. i feel very content with my life now.
i am glad i have found this book again under a pile of old equipment.
it is nice to see where i was and how far i have come.
even though i might not write in it as much as i used to
i think i will keep it in the shop’s safe. just in case i want to write or read it again.
Oh Krampus is back with the arm of a theif. who would try to steal from a store guarded by a SATAN CLAUS?? they always know when you are bad or good.
the arm cant be used in my lab but maybe the Ogreachiever wants a snack.
July 1st 2021 :
on June 2nd i opened the shop.
one month later…
09:47 A delivery boy just dropped off a fruit basket with a card reading, “Happy Level 10! —Godville Society of Traders.”
now i get to name it!!!!!
i dont think 10 lvls in 1 month is a record. but its still very fast.
i hope i continue to make the almighty happy.
im enjoying retirement very much and i dont want anything to ruin it.