It’s all about Zeunburg, a hero created by Artheric as one of Gods in Godville.
Zeunburg was born on 18th January 2015 in shiny day when Artheric bored. Unfortunately, while created his brain, the sun shone too bright that Artheric can’t see all the menus and didn’t give enough cleverness to Zeunburg. Instead of gave him an additional brain, Artheric decided to give him a diary for recording his foolishness feelings and a pet to accompany and help him completed quests.
However, he always trying to kill monster, get more money, and waste it on beers or useless equipments if Artheric don’t quickly punished him finish a temple for Artheric.
What a stupid sweet hero.
Quest #120: Unlearn what has been learnt (epic). Too bad, he even don’t know that he’ll never learn anything.
Quest #162: Write a holy book. Finally, he writes something about me!
Quest #180: Audit all the pantheons of Godville (epic). Audit.. wait, what?
Quest #343: Give up drinking 07:56 PM No one believed that I’d manage it, but at last I’ve given up drinking! Until I get back to town, anyway. Somehow I’ve managed to give up drinking. Found a chest full of money. Gonna go and bust a move.
Pets:
1) A talking donkey, I forget its name lol.
2) A firefox, Scratchy, had died twice: June 15th 11:50 AM The Killer Migraine raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Scratchy suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Scratchy was knocked out by the impact of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lady, if I don’t bring him back to his senses in time, he’ll lose all his levels and his will to compete! After spent many golds for a new equipment and others: 04:07 PM Got thrown in jail for stealing from the merchant, and found Wrath999 in the next cell. Paid 2394 coins to bail us both out. He live once again~ horraaay~ \==/ 04:10 PM I spent 5376 coins to heal my pet. He wasn’t knocked out for too long, so he might even get his next level faster. Grow big and strong, my Scratchy!
July 3rd, 2015 07:28 AM The Undead Panzer Dragon raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Scratchy suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Scratchy was knocked out by the impact of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lady, if I don’t bring him back to his senses in time, he’ll lose all his levels and his will to compete!
07:28 PM I didn’t manage to heal up my pet’s wound in time. Well, Scratchy, your regenerating abilities will help you to recover, but I think level-ups and pantheons are not for you anymore. On the other hand, who needs those silly things anyway?
12:15 AM Took Scratchy to a local orphanage to try to cheer up the children. It worked so well that the kids begged him to stay. He gave me a wistful glance and a sad smile before going inside. Farewell, Scratchy, I hope you give those kids as many fond memories as you have given me. QAQ
3) A stripless zebra, Tigger.
July 23rd, 2015 06:19 AM Went with my Tigger on pet fights for beginners. He valiantly defeated and marked the opponent, earning us 472 gold coins of cookie money. Good job, Tigger!
July 27th, 2015 09:13 PM Tigger just shed his skin! Wait, does a stripeless zebra do that? Anyway, he looks bigger, meaner and cleaner now.
4. A bipolar bear, Sparkly Sep 28th, 2015 05:05 PM After such a glorious battle with the Bipolar Bear I could not bring myself to deliver the finishing blow. Instead, he will be my new companion. Come along, Sparky, let’s go questing!
Others:
June 25th, 2015 04:17 PM Hooray! I just aged another level: 32! So Luminous One, where is my birthday present? Congratulation, my hero. I will give you my precious; my time. <3
June 26th, 2015 03:53 AM You know, Mighty One, I’m not just a hero. I’m taking night classes in microeconomics to get my PhD. I just act less intelligent to fit in with the other heroes. Wondering who the examining committee are and how his viva voce…
July 02nd, 2015 10:15 AM I’m like, level 33 now! I’m like way more mature now! You can’t tell me what to do anymore, Exalted One.
July 23rd, 2015 01:15 PM Found 1242 coins in a pot near the construction site. Wow, my temple already has some followers! to be continued…