Hero

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Artemolius

level 109

Ego ostendam—non gloriari

Age 7 years 2 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 491 thousand
Death Count 138
Wins / Losses 0 / 1
Temple Completed at 10/08/2017
Ark Completed at 05/02/2019 (281.5%)
Twos of Every Kind 968m, 955f (95.5%)
Savings 16M, 392k (54.6%)
Pet Octobear Theo

Equipment

Weapon piece maker +118
Shield blame deflector +118
Head finishing bow +118
Body waist of thyme +118
Arms invisible hand of the market +118
Legs pair of kickboxers +119
Talisman shrunken head of state +118

Skills

  • mass effect level 118
  • brainstorm level 106
  • quantum fireball level 106
  • mosquito roar level 104
  • inept singing level 101
  • knight's move level 100
  • mating contact level 99
  • epitaph writing level 87
  • mega-bite level 85
  • steel finger level 84

Pantheons

Might3829
Templehood24730

Achievements

  • Honored Animalist
  • Honored Careerist
  • Honored Favorite
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Fiend, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Freelancer, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Moneybag, 2nd rank
  • Renegade, 2nd rank
  • Savior, 2nd rank
  • Hunter, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

Mi a ’sealltainn. Neo-uaill
my family motto (I Show. Not Boast) - in the real world
Ne pas me traverser. Sentez-vous ma colère

At this very moment, a divine strength cuts through time, energy, and space. It flies through the thick clouds, through the mountains, buildings and trees and coalesces at one point. The divine energy locates it’s new home. It boils and twists and tumbles in a chaotic dance before spiralling down, down, down through the air to penetrate a mortal body of a man.

The divine energy bestows upon the man a power so strong, the likes of which have never before been seen. A power so unprecedented that no mortal adviser could assist the man in understanding and controlling the turbulent rampage within his soul, lest it infect their mind and send them insane.

The power, when tamed, enables its mortal recipient to create and destroy on a scale more vast than the known universe; to master all and be a slave to none; to perform acts so miraculous that none would believe without seeing; to vanquish, to conquer, to have everlasting power over the nine corners of the world, in the name of mighty god who saw fit to bestow upon him this divine power.

And that is how, this most ordinary, unremarkable and oft’ very boring man became a hero.

But how did he become a man…

Artemoid was a farmer collecting animals in another land. She caught everything from ants to zebras; amoebas to unicorns, sharks dolphins, griffins, golems, bears, spooders, you name it, Artemoid was out there gathering them.

One day Artemoid encountered what she thought was a talking bush. It was a God, Artemolia. The God told Artemoid that she should build a temple to live in & collect donations so she could then build an Ark to store the animals whilst roaming the seas to catch more animals.

One evening Artemoid was trying to catch a penguin & the penguin bit off one of Arts toes. The toe got lost in the dirt. A few days later a wind gust blew the toe into a muddy pond filled with algae & bacteria. The toe sank to the bottom of the pond, the algae & bacteria stuck to open end of the toe and fused with the blood & bone. The toe grew into a bulky mass of filth and rot, becoming so big that the fish & tadpoles became stuck to it.

Over the coming months the toe grew and grew until it was the size of a boulder. The weather became so hot & dry that the pond dried up completely, leaving nothing but the boulder.

Artemoids god, Artemolia, knew what was happening, an evil golem was forming from the toe. Knowing this to be a bad thing, Artemolia struck the boulder with a lightning bolt in an attempt to kill it. But, the lightning bolt failed.

Artemoids evil golem sibling, Art3moid was awakened & released when the lightning hit the boulder, cracking it in two. To this very day Artemolia is trying to strike Art3moid down dead with lightning bolts of punishment. But it seems to only make Art3moid stronger.

My holier than thou sibling