24/07/2016
Now i know what rainbow is made of…..
10:48
The words “Combine Black pepper spray and Bottle of diluted water” materialized in mid air directly in front of my face, written in fire.
10:49
Used copious amounts of duct tape to combine the black pepper spray and the bottle of diluted water into a bottle of liquid rainbow.
09/12/2016
09:48
Whoever invented the pet toothbrush never tried to brush my lightsaber-toothed tiger’s teeth.
11:31
Got an icebreaker for completing a mini-quest. Great One, do we really need it?
nope, we don’t :P
30/12/2016
11:38
A Christmas Wraith suddenly jumped out of the bushes shouting “You fight like a cow!”
11:44
The Christmas Wraith shouted, “Was it something I said?” as its spirit slid sideways to its next spawn point. Picked up a christmas miracle.
Damn right it was!
25/08/2017
motto: I dun wanna be a noob!?
08:29
The Lazy Turtle came in and attacked the merchant, screaming about a fake healing potion. In the confusion, I took a “Don’t be a noob” guide from the counter.
suits my motto :D
28/09/2017
04:29
A guardsman caught me writing “I dun wanna be a noob!?” on a wall. Had to pay a fine of 15210 gold coins.
_
03.10.2017
03:52
I heard that stupidity is contagious. Almighty, I hope I don’t catch it!
poor Tang Tang has no idea…it is true that they say ignorance is a bliss X)
04.10.2017
Repeating overheard voices to make people think she’s an alt…
The fact is….she’s an alt but nobody tells her. I’m sorry Tang, but i think it is better if you knew less about your origin.
Quest #809: Leave only footprints and take only memories
Apt for this day when i decided to join another guild. Thanks for the fun Nautilus, till we meet again.
17/10/2017
10:57
The Bard Against Humanity screamed, “I regret nothing! Except, well, you know.” and died. Found a “Playgod” magazine and 17 gold coins.
*flipping through the Playgod magazine
yeah, i know. spending almost all your gold on Playgod.
21.10.2017
while on a dungeon train with The Lovely Nyx
She said she wanted to be a boss the other day. So, i called her a nimble, skilled Uranium Slug, unaware HM has this meaning of Slug = Slut. This was what i got…
10:34
The earth is shaking, the trees are swaying… No, it’s not an earthquake. It’s Quasidodo hammering Tang Tang into the ground.
Nyx of Darkness said from above, “hit that Guild Name fella for calling me an Uranium Slug.”
28.10.2017
12:22
Now I feel really guilty. The Out-Sorcerer stroked my cheek and used its final breath to ask, “Et tu, Tang Tang?”
mhm! Et me, Out-Sorcerer! now die!!! (×0×)
07.11.2017
05:04
Sometimes I think about Minlic, but most of the time I don’t.
25.11.2017
06:58
The doctor was running late, so Somebody I know and I discussed our ailments while waiting. Our symptoms are so similar!
01.12.17
06:06
Took a snowball to the ear from Fuerchtegott.