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Evangelione 442

level 112

Buy me a drink first? 丯

Age 9 years 8 months
Personality neutral
Guild Blue Feather
(phoenix)
Monsters Killed about 546 thousand
Death Count 153
Wins / Losses 39 / 22
Temple Completed at 10/17/2015
Ark Completed at 12/16/2016 (425.2%)
Pairs Gathered at 09/02/2021
Words in Book 4.5%
Savings 21M, 83k (70.3%)
Pet Inner demon Fang 21st level
Boss Bagstabber with 50% of power

Equipment

Weapon great maul of fire +122
Shield do-not-touch screen +122
Head exfoliating face mask +122
Body trustier bustier +122
Arms hyper cufflinks +121
Legs electric heel +122
Talisman sliver of hope +122

Skills

  • chakra bending level 120
  • pathological honesty level 120
  • sober view level 115
  • exhaust of the dragon level 113
  • golden vein level 111
  • Cheshire smile level 110
  • save-load level 105
  • forced generosity level 104
  • brownian motion level 80
  • palm of the panda level 53

Feats

  • ⓵ Die to a monster and lose 15k gold

Pantheons

Gratitude4111
Might3547
Templehood12579
Gladiatorship13741
Storytelling14
Unity5
Popularity1
Duelery1
Adventure1

Achievements

  • Honored Animalist
  • Honored Favorite
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Hunter, 1st rank
  • Martyr, 1st rank
  • Raider, 1st rank
  • Savior, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Fiend, 2nd rank
  • Moneybag, 2nd rank
  • Renegade, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Seadog, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Champion, 3rd rank
  • Coach, 3rd rank
  • Freelancer, 3rd rank
  • Scientist, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

PARANTHELION!

“Yes, my Lady?”

“Didn’t I ask you to be my scribe and chronicle the feats of my heroine, Evangelione?

“Yes, my Lady, I…”

“Then what are these?”

“They are Evangelione’s Chronicles, I thought…”

“They are written from your point of view and she’s hardly even in them. I think that you have made her a supporting character in her own scriptures. The whole second chapter doesn’t feature her at all! How can you call them Evangelione’s Chronicles ?”

“Of course, almighty Arivelle, I think I can give you what you ask. As I’m unable to follow her on her quests I’ve been collecting her discarded diaries, at least the ones she hasn’t burned…”

”Her diary entries?”

“Yes, my Lady, her diary entries. I can use them to capture her story from her point of view; I wouldn’t need to be in the story at all.”

10:20 Noticed my mirrored helmet was missing, no wait, I had it on backwards. That’s the second time today!

10:22 Found a suspicious mole on my arm. I thought about having a guild doctor look at it, but I think that Giga Byter is going to perform an amputation instead.

”Enough! Paranthelion, if I wanted to publish her diary entries as a scripture, I can copy them myself. I came to you to craft a story, preferably one with Evangelione in it.”

“Oh, so something more like this?”

Weary and bleeding, Evangelione made her way into town. Cradled in her arms, Tigger, her ninja tortoise, laid unmoving, unconscious. Earlier that day he had selflessly thrown himself into harm’s way to protect her and now her only hope to heal his battered body lay in the heavily laden bag of trinkets she had scavenged from the corpses of her fallen foes.

”It’s a little…bleak”

“Bleak?”

”Yes, do you think you could enliven it up a bit? Maybe throw in some jokes.”

Evangelione left the trader’s with an empty sack and heavy wallet. Last time, she had forgotten why she had returned to town and mistakenly spent her earnings on a gold brick. Not this time. This time, she would pay the priests for Tigger’s revival! His sacrifice would not be in vain! Evangelione made it 3 blocks and 2 taverns down the road before she realized she forgot Tigger on the counter at the trader’s. After claiming him from the lost and found, Evangelione, repentantly, took him straight to the priest for healing. It was a miracle!

”She forgot Tigger at the traders? Perhaps we should leave that bit out.”

“She fought a tree for half an hour thinking it was a Nature’s Wraith.”

”And that bit too. Look, I’m not asking for any radical changes; you don’t need to remove yourself completely from the story if it helps you capture her greatest moments, but no more chapters without her, okay?”

“As you wish, Exalted One. As you wish.”

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My Goddess burned the following words into my notes. I know not what it means, but I dare not edit or remove it. – Paranthelion

To read the full Chronicles of Evangelione, visit my wiki page, but please remember to rate this excerpt before you go! – Arivelle