Walking around busting heads On this day 7/6/2013 I left my first pet Shelby the sundog at an orphanage this was and is the first of many pets i’v had up until my alpha centaur TIGE lvl 29th on the 4/5/2016 at this date also i’ve been playing it for 3 years 2 months (1149 days) and i’m a prophet in the inquisition my guild and i’m at lvl 73 with the saying “Bricks are not toys”
excellent fight this be 21:07 The fighters were nonplussed when the sky opened with a crack and a doctor dropped, unconscious, at Dragonwolffox’s feet. Maybe Arial Fox should consider providing him with a parachute next time? Dragonwolffox wins a heroic staring contest. Arrestocrat takes dry eye damage. Arrestocrat roared with might and lunged at Dragonwolffox for a blow. 21:07 Dragonwolffox threw sticks and stones at Arrestocrat when words failed to deal any damage. Arrestocrat performed a three-hit combo in only two moves. Wow, he’s good! 21:08 Dragonwolffox counted the stars floating around his head, then suddenly grabbed one and threw it at his enemy. Arrestocrat tried to possess his enemy’s mind, but couldn’t hold it. Dragonwolffox now has a mild headache. 21:08 Dragonwolffox blew Arrestocrat’s mind by blowing gently on his forehead. Arrestocrat roared menacingly and left it at that. 21:08 The Arrestocrat was used up for gold and experience! Heading to town to heal and guzzle the loot.
05/05/2016
latest Quest #1489 Find a deaf man who’s heard about a blind man seeing a legless man walk
23:36 The earth shook and cracked. The majestic Pickpocketing Arrestocrat slowly rose from the steaming debris of granite. 23:36 Dragonwolffox jabbed Arrestocrat in the funny bone. Arrestocrat didn’t laugh. 23:37 A booming voice from above said, “HIT.” Dragonwolffox called his opponent a monster. Arrestocrat took offense and slammed him in the ear with his paw. 23:37 Something in the clouds roared, “HEAL.” Dragonwolffox struck his opponent. Arrestocrat tottered from the resulting injuries. 23:37 A voice from the clouds suddenly said, “KICK.” Arrestocrat completely ignored the danger and stole the potion of visibility in the middle of the fight. Dragonwolffox got hiccups from this big surprise. 23:38 A booming voice from above said, “HIT.” Dragonwolffox tore into Arrestocrat like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage. 23:38 Dragonwolffox suddenly felt a surge of energy and forgot about his wounds! It looks like Arial Fox is on the watch… Something in the clouds roared, “HIT.” Arrestocrat managed to grab his opponent’s health bar and beat him with it, breaking off a piece in the process. 23:38 A voice came from somewhere above, “HIT.” Dragonwolffox slashed. Looks like Arrestocrat has a new scar to add to his collection. 23:39 Dragonwolffox grinned with thrilling vigor as the omnipotence of his goddess closed his wounds before Arrestocrat’s eyes. A voice from the clouds suddenly said, “HIT.” Obeying the order sent from above, Dragonwolffox gathers his strength and strikes his opponent one more time. Dragonwolffox was blinded by the sun. Arrestocrat helped out by poking his opponent in the eye. 23:39 Dragonwolffox suddenly felt a surge of energy and forgot about his wounds! It looks like Arial Fox is on the watch… Dragonwolffox lay lifeless on the ground. As Arrestocrat approached, he suddenly sprang up and attacked. The “playing possum” strategy worked! 23:40 Dragonwolffox felt a sudden burst of energy and rushed towards the enemy, while cheering at the heavens. A booming voice from above said, “HIT.” Feeling the presence of his goddess, Dragonwolffox rushes forward and gives the enemy a huge blow. Arrestocrat ran around Dragonwolffox several times, giving the latter a severe headache. 23:40 A voice came from somewhere above, “HIT.” Dragonwolffox bit Arrestocrat’s arm and hung on for dear life. 23:40 Something in the clouds roared, “HIT.” Feeling the presence of his goddess, Dragonwolffox rushes forward and gives the enemy a huge blow. Arrestocrat went into sneak mode and pickpocketed Dragonwolffox’s majority report. 23:41 A booming voice from above said, “HIT.” Under instruction from above, Dragonwolffox attacked the enemy with his full strength, instead of the token effort he’d been putting in so far. Arrestocrat was injured out of sheer surprise. Dragonwolffox tore into Arrestocrat like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage. 23:41 The Arrestocrat was triumphantly defeated! I’ve gained more experience and looted some gold, but it’s time to return to my heroic deeds.
11:41 PM Notes from the battlefield: The Arrestocrat was triumphantly defeated! I’ve gained more experience and looted some gold, but it’s time to return to my heroic deeds. ➠ 09:07 PM I was strolling the streets of Godville trying to avoid my creditors, when a blinding light hit me square between the eyes and I felt compelled to do something regrettable and feel great about it afterward. Whatever gets me out of town… I mean, whatever brings you glory, Soul Supreme. 08:02 PM All the catfish did was flip, flop and flap in the litter box until I put it back in the tank, now it’s floating at the top, hope no one notices for a while. My quest to train a catfish to use a litter box was a triumph! I’m making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. Got a golden brick too. 06:23 AM An apple hit me on the head, making me realize that I should train a catfish to use a litter box. 06:04 AM I placed ten bags of gold on the sacrificial altar and offered a quick prayer to the Mighty One asking for a better life… It worked! I felt my experience bar slightly increase in size. 05:46 AM No wheels, but did get a couple much smaller horses tied up to my horse to guide and steady it. My quest to learn to ride a horse without training wheels was a triumph! I’m making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. Got a golden brick too. Yesterday05:30 PM As I was walking by a wedding, the bride threw her bouquet and I adroitly caught it in mid-air. An accompanying note read, “learn to ride a horse without training wheels.” 04:33 PM What do you mean you refuse to serve me another beer? A hero’s work is never done, but my quest to find a cause worth fighting for certainly is! This golden brick is a nice reward for such a thankless job. 12:51 AM A grumpy old man walked up to me and said: “When I was your age I used to find a cause worth fighting for.” I will have to try that. 12:06 AM I finally figured out which one of these things is not like the other! It’s me! My quest to figure out which one of these things is not like the other has been completed! Received some experience and a wish for good luck.
1.6.16
10:18 A Personal Drainer suddenly fell from the sky right onto my weapon, dropped an Encyclopedia Heroica into my pocket, and thanked me with its last breath. If only all villains were like this guy! 10:18 Mysterious forces have left another log of gopher wood for the ark at your temple. Whatever floats your boat, Soul Supreme. 10:18 Finally! Godville at last! 10:17 I was lifted off the ground and a light shone down on my body. I turned around slowly in mid-air, then gently landed on my feet. In the process, my wounds were healed. Now I’m just glowing. Cool! 10:17 The presence of my Goddess filled me with determination. 10:17 Something is crackling in the skies. Looks like the Exalted One is having fun. 10:15 Found a yellow submarine at the seashore yesterday, but it was infested with beetles so I let it be. 10:15 Pulled a log for the ark out of the water. It’s good that wood doesn’t sink. 10:07 Strange words drifted by in a cloud of smoke: “You might be a hot dog, but you better not hurt her, Frank Furter..” (+|−| ➠|☣) 10:03 Spotted a river, waddled in and caught some fish. Carp diem, right?
8:58 PM Strange thoughts filled my head, and I suddenly felt compelled to deliver some crisps to the IT-Shaman. My Goddess, was that your doing? 08:04 PM Witnessed a bloody fight between the blue people and the camo guys. Perhaps it’s best not to disturb them. My quest to obtain unobtainium was completed with excellence! Got a shiny golden brick and felt great about it. 06:18 PM Now I have an Orb of Incremental Idiocy. Ho ho ho. 01:50 PM This biodegradable armor is a well-crafted limited edition and perfectly suited for stylish yet brutal combat, but I bought it because it was shiny. It’s certainly worth 6636 gold coins! 08:18 AM Chewy ran into a phone booth. He spun around quickly, and was very excited to find himself bigger, stronger and leveled up. 08:00 AM An epic but short burst of music played mysteriously, and the words “Level Up!” appeared above my head in glorious 3D. Seems I’m level 74 now! 06:26 AM Saw a sign outside the tavern: “Free beer to all who can obtain unobtainium!” Better get going! 05:30 AM I’m so glad that cat came back, I was being chased everywhere by these mice! I was so happy to complete my quest to play with the mice while the cat is away that I passed out. I don’t remember what the reward was, but I’m sure it was good. Yesterday04:57 PM I placed ten bags of gold on the sacrificial altar and offered a quick prayer to the Almighty asking for a better life… It worked! I felt my experience bar slightly increase in size. 12:24 PM A wandering minstrel sang me a song called “play with the mice while the cat is away”. I told him that I’d do that if it would make him stop singing.
20.6.16
Third Eye Today 11:38 AM Hooray! I just aged another level: 75! So Omnipotent One, where is my birthday present? 09:32 AM Suddenly realized my “navel clamp” skill has increased a level. Nice… 05:36 AM A group of scientists offered me 1568 gold coins to be their lab rat. A barrage of pills, multiple injections, hours of prodding and numerous complications later, they discovered how to swap my “knight’s move” skill with the “dove of peace” skill! If only they knew how to reverse the effect. 02:13 AM The captain of the city guard ordered me to see what happens to people who ask too many questions. Sir, yes sir! 02:13 AM I spent 3996 gold coins to heal my pet. He wasn’t knocked out for too long, so he might even get his next level faster. Grow big and strong, my Chewy! 01:00 AM Followed the sound of alpine livestock bells. Found the sheep running an illegal gambling ring at the back of a local pub. I’ve finally managed to help Little Bo Peep find her sheep. My titanic efforts were rewarded with a golden brick and some pocket change! 12:49 AM Just as the Nuclear-Powered Plant was about to finish me off, Chewy gamely threw himself head-first at the creature, killing it instantly. He’s been stupefied since, with his eyes crossed and his tongue hanging out. I promise I’ll heal you, my brave, loyal double dragon, if it’s the last thing I ever do! Yesterday 12:10 PM Stopped by the Heroes’ Unemployment Office and was given the assignment to help Little Bo Peep find her sheep. Well, it’s something to do. 11:16 AM S, M, T, W, another T, F, another S… oops, I dropped them! I will just sweep these broken pieces under the carpet. Looks like I’ve finally managed to put the alphabet in chronological order. Received a confidence-building sense of accomplishment as a reward. 2 days ago 11:37 PM Soaring up into the air in a beam of colorful light, Chewy started to look bigger and stronger. Hmm, there isn’t any reason to fear for my life, is there?
11:40 Killed the Hippo Crit. Acquired a diddly squat and 21 coins. 11:38 The Doctor Whoa shouted, “What is behind all this?” and descended into the abyss. Acquired 40 gold coins. 11:38 A great ball of fire flew down from the heavens, frying the Doctor Whoa to a crisp. Goodness, gracious! 11:38 My wounds were healed at once! Pretty sweet trick… 11:38 Hooray! I just aged another level: 75! So Omnipotent One, where is my birthday present? 11:38 Felt a burning desire to disassemble the improbability drive. Found something unbelievable inside — a scroll with instructions on how to get a premature level up! 11:38 Managed to see some strange fiery letters fading out on the horizon: “i did that so you wont run away.” (+|−| ➠|☣)
11:35 Upon closer inspection, this road seems to be paved with good intentions. Huh. I wonder where it leads… 11:35 Yelled ‘Bricks are not toys’ at the Son of a Glitch and it died laughing. Found 25 coins. 11:34 My Chewy puffed out his muscular chest and jumped around, confusing the monster.